lolcity

8/29/2010 12:28:07 PM

where's heelfan at?

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 12:28 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ..]

8/29/2010 12:28:15 PM

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

8/29/2010 12:48:02 PM

thankfully, I was at church and missed the tragedy

8/29/2010 1:06:29 PM

C(hurch)TID

8/29/2010 1:30:50 PM

ahahaha

8/29/2010 1:42:12 PM

Church of The Holy Disappointment and Balotelli the Redeemer?

8/29/2010 1:44:50 PM

Yeah, he mad.

8/29/2010 1:49:02 PM

Quote :

"C(hurch)TID"

LOLLERS

8/29/2010 1:51:19 PM

lolololololol

8/29/2010 1:51:58 PM

the repent and turn 2010 tour...first stop: STADIUM OF LIGHT

guest spirit: his holiness martin petrov



[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 1:57 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2010 1:56:07 PM

Emmanuel Adebayor sings Kirk Franklin's STOMP








PUTCHAHANDSTAGETHA


CAN I GET A WITNESS UP IN HERE?





AINT NO SHAME IN MY GAME, GOD'S PROPERTY

8/29/2010 2:48:52 PM

OH SING IT REVEREND ADEBAYOR!!

8/29/2010 2:50:10 PM

thank you Torres

8/29/2010 3:16:43 PM

so I don't have cable... does anyone else actually have the Fox Soccer online thing? How good is it?

8/29/2010 3:23:51 PM

Sneijder: Mourinho will follow Fergie

Quote :

" Wesley Sneijder believes Jose Mourinho will replace Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United when the Scot eventually steps down. Ferguson has been in charge for almost 24 years at Old Trafford, overseeing the most successful period in the club's history. But speculation continues to rage about who will take over when he does finally decide to call it a day. And Sneijder - who won last season's Champions League under Mourinho at Inter Milan - says the self-styled 'Special One' wants the Old Trafford job next. The Dutch World Cup star told the Daily Star Sunday: ''I have had many deep and long conversations with Jose and I would put money on him taking over from Ferguson. I know the job he would want is to be Manchester United manager. "To be honest, he is probably the only coach in the world who is capable of taking over from Alex Ferguson. ''When Ferguson retires, in my mind, it's a deal already done in people's heads. One world-class manager leaves and another one takes over. ''I know Alex Ferguson will have a big say in who takes over from him - and, even though they have their differences, there is a big mutual respect.'' Mourinho - now in charge at Real Madrid - has made little secret of his desire to return to the Premier League following his ultra-successful stint at Chelsea. And Sneijder added: "I know how excited he is to get back to the Premier League. When he talked about it, he was like a little kid. He was so excited. It really turns him on.''"

What say you Man U fans?

8/29/2010 3:51:43 PM

I'd take it. That's at least 2 years out, though.

8/29/2010 4:07:24 PM

hes been saying that since he left chelsea...i still am on the fence about that move. yes hes in the top 3 of coaches in the world, but he has jumped ship everywhere hes coached after a few years...i dont want a coach who leaves after a few years. if i know he would stay for at least 10 years then id be happy...cause then the only thing id have to worry about is his inability to care about the youth system at the clubs he manages.

which is uniteds big thing. outside of barcelona, united prob has the best youth academy in the world. the EPL is littered with former united youth players and that says a lot about that system. hell a lot of the united team is still comprised of players who have trained through the youth/reserves...and there are a lot of players who arent regular starters who have possible bright futures ahead of them at the club.


so id love mourinho for his tactics and his winning. but im not keen on his lack of loyalty and disregard for other facets of the club outside the first team

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 4:11 PM. Reason : f]

8/29/2010 4:11:23 PM

You could make the argument that aside from the Chelsea --> Inter move he's moved up every single time he's switched teams. The only thing is, whatever team he moves to rises so it always seems like he's at the top. In my opinion, Abramovich was stupid for forcing him out but Ancellotti seems competent.

But, in my opinion, Mourinho seems extremely ambitious and if in his mind Man Utd is the best club he could ever hope for, what reason is there to leave as long as he's winning? I actually think it would be a great fit because it doesn't seem like a place he would ever want to leave. The Chelsea to Inter move was a step down and it seems like he did it to pad his resume and say, "this is what I am capable of in an extremely short amount of time." Now he's at Real which is a top 5 world team. Where is there to go after this except ManU?

8/29/2010 4:17:30 PM

Orlando Pirates.

8/29/2010 4:20:05 PM

Charleston Battery

8/29/2010 4:21:32 PM

I stand corrected

8/29/2010 4:22:28 PM

Wayne County Boys & Girls Club U8 Kickers

8/29/2010 4:23:32 PM

lol

hes def ambitious and that fits the united mold...but im not sold on his loyalty to a club yet...im pretty sure though, that when SAF retires, and mourinho wants the job, then he will be the one to get it.

8/29/2010 4:24:24 PM

this was the guy who had left the inter job before even walking off the pitch in madrid...saying something along the lines of always wanting to leave on top and move on the the next challenge. he can manage a team, though. i do feel like real madrid would be the pinnacle as far as managerial jobs go...outside of the charleston battery job, but i don't think he is qualified for that position...a quick sacking if you ask me

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2010 4:48:32 PM

yep, Carlos Berbatov'd that shot

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 9:14 PM. Reason : or better yet, he Chamakh'd it]

8/29/2010 9:09:55 PM

morten gamst pedersen is quickly ascending the ranks of players i hate for no reason. i don't think he will ever replace alan smith, but to mentioned in the same conversation is pretty remarkable

8/30/2010 7:05:45 AM

I'm hearing Jurgen Klinsmann's name thrown around a lot for the Battery position. Sources are saying he was spotted at Wet Willie's with Battery brass.

8/30/2010 7:56:21 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk



'ARRY UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS




also:






[Edited on August 30, 2010 at 9:45 AM. Reason : heelfan u mad?]

8/30/2010 9:44:18 AM

http://twitter.com/dimi_berbatov

Quote :

"I'm Dimitar Berbatov, Gentleman first, footballer second"

some good lol's on here

8/30/2010 11:30:38 AM

Quote :

"Feel embarrassed. Took shirt off but forgot to wear commemorative Princess Diana t-shirt."

LOOOOOL

8/30/2010 11:54:01 AM

Quote :

" Is 8:14am to early to already watched 3 judy garland films. The projectionist looks tired, I'll offer him a Harvey nicks Earl Gray. "

8/30/2010 1:06:09 PM

RVP is MIA, again

Quote :

"Arsenal and Netherlands striker Robin van Persie is likely to be out for "at least a few weeks", according to the Dutch football federation (KNVB). Van Persie, who was out for five months last season with ankle ligament damage, suffered a twisted ankle during the Premier League clash with Blackburn at Ewood Park on Saturday."

8/30/2010 7:22:28 PM

Last day of the transfer window

I hope it holds something for Spurs besides shipping Keane out.

8/31/2010 8:59:09 AM

I thought you were getting Fabiano?

8/31/2010 9:41:18 AM

babel to tottenham?? what are they smoking???

also i guess liverpool think they can rely on injury prone strikers this season with ngog and torres, and if babel is gone, im reading they are trying to get the often injured carlton cole....

[Edited on August 31, 2010 at 9:47 AM. Reason : f]

8/31/2010 9:46:39 AM

looks like the Cole/Babel business is off

Cleverley to Wigan, I thought Sir said they were keeping him...

8/31/2010 12:14:55 PM

yeah kind of surprised by that...but not entirely. they sell so many of their youths and reserves, its quite ridiculous. i saw that macheda might be or might have gone on loan somewhere earlier...but i havent looked that up yet

8/31/2010 4:49:55 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

8/31/2010 4:54:46 PM

SAMIR, I AM DISAPPOINT

8/31/2010 5:24:54 PM

Apparently VDV is goin to Spurs? wtf.

8/31/2010 6:48:37 PM

wow...can't believe he stayed in madrid after the dutch exodus, good pick up

9/1/2010 8:01:47 AM

Not a striker or a left back but it helps, and for 8 mill that's a steal. Harry wanted Scott Parker but he was told yet again they weren't selling so he jumped when VDV hit the market.

It's still up in the air whether the paperwork was actually filed in time to get him though. Watch the transfer get refused because it was 5 minutes late or something...

9/1/2010 8:02:20 AM

not a bad pickup, they definitely needed a solid goalscorer though

9/1/2010 8:04:23 AM

u right and that's going to be our ultimate downfall

We have a rag-tag group up front that can get the job done on some nights and then look like crap the next. They're going to have trouble when teams are effectively able to limit their chances.

9/1/2010 8:08:09 AM

my bet is that it's approved, every transfer deadline there's usually 3 or 4 scenarios like this, and they always end up getting approved.

9/1/2010 8:14:31 AM

http://twitter.com/Arry_Redknapp




holy shit, even funnier than fake berbatov


some gems:

Quote :

"Pyfagoras' triangle only 'ad 2 points until I worked me magic on it."

Quote :

"Just seen Bale welcoming Gallas in to the fold… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=youtube_gdata_player"

Quote :

"Hoping to bring in that Lasagna Diarrhea from Madrid before the lads trot out for kick-off. He makes some triffic runs & tracks everyfink."

HAHAHAHHAHA

Quote :

"Warned the lads tonight's a potential banana skin. Summink about the word “banana” sent Bale absolutely ape-shit crazy."

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:34 AM. Reason : banana]

9/1/2010 8:32:21 AM

VDV to Spurs is official


how the fuck that happened, I'll never know

9/1/2010 12:40:01 PM

9/1/2010 2:03:55 PM

Quote :

"Told Bentley I didn't sell him cos he could still come in 'andy. Bentley: "I dont even know who Andy is but I'm well up for that!""

hahahaha

9/1/2010 4:44:14 PM