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5/19/2011 2:47:59 PM

It's not my confession, but since nobody reads the last post, I feel obligated to give it a chance to be read:

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"A friend of mine got engaged not too long ago. I want to feel happy for her but almost everyone in our mutual circle of friends think she's making a big mistake. The guy is extraordinarily obnoxious, to the point she is constantly embarrassed by him, they fight constantly, and word on the street is she basically bullied the guy into engagement. I think she doesn't want to get married to this guy, she just wants a wedding to keep up with her friends, which is the worst reason to get married imo. We've talked about expressing our concerns to her but I know that would be a friendship breaker. Instead we'll probably keep our thoughts to ourselves and quietly breathe, "I knew it," when they get divorced, and get to listen to what a shitty husband he was the rest of our lives, even though she is much more the instigator than he is. I just hope they don't have kids to ruin in the divorce process."

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 9:38 PM. Reason : Sorry, shoulda done this earlier when I posted it the first time.]

5/19/2011 9:37:42 PM

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"a friend of mine had her FIRST kiss today... i've been anxiously awaiting this day for six years since i met her, she is amazing and deserves to be happy and be loved by a good person. i thought about it and unfortunately i havent been kissed, i mean really kissed by someone who actually cared about me and who gave me butterflies in over 2 years, that is just plain sad."

i'm all outta loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee /airsupply

5/19/2011 9:51:12 PM

^ How old is she? Is she like a living plot to Never Been Kissed?

5/19/2011 9:53:26 PM

i will check

5/19/2011 9:56:51 PM

what do you mean FIRST...was there tongue? or just a peck?

5/19/2011 9:58:59 PM

she is 24 and just got her first kiss

5/19/2011 9:59:58 PM

Congrats may she have many many many more. Kissing is addictive

5/19/2011 10:03:48 PM

the first kiss is so great

I'm jeals

5/19/2011 10:06:45 PM

Heh mine wasn't so great

5/20/2011 6:45:13 AM

Mine felt like dude was trying to suck up my face, and he slobbered all over me, then told me what a good kisser I was...

5/20/2011 10:23:25 AM

5/20/2011 10:54:53 AM

My first kiss was so awesome that I wish every kiss was like my first kiss.

5/20/2011 10:58:29 AM

my first kiss went a little like this...and twist...and twist

5/20/2011 11:03:40 AM

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"I'm putting together a makeout playlist in case I have company sometime soon Anyone have suggestions? "

Speaking of kissing....

5/20/2011 1:05:22 PM

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"I found out a younger relative of mine is a racist. And I don't mean makes racist jokes racist. I mean says shit like, "Black people are spraypainted by God" and honestly believes that racist. It's weird because her parents don't think that way. I kind of want to avoid her now at social gatherings because I've lost all respect for her."

5/20/2011 1:55:43 PM

^^ who makes a makeout playlist?

5/20/2011 1:56:55 PM

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"i took today off from work just because i didnt feel like going. random days off are the best. basically all ive done today was morning sex, took a nap, turned the living room into a faptuary, took more naps in between, watched the gangland marathon on spike, just ate a burrito bigger than my head, and am watching more porn on the internet. might take another nap. and it's been everything i could have hoped for."

^I used to have a sexy time playlist when I lived at UT. My mom deleted it when I came home on break

5/20/2011 2:22:49 PM

confessions?

5/20/2011 2:37:02 PM

I had a sexy time play list back in college.

5/20/2011 2:40:22 PM

i think everyone had a panty dropper mix

5/20/2011 2:47:24 PM

hahaha

5/20/2011 2:47:53 PM

^ awesome

5/20/2011 2:51:06 PM

My sex music was full of Disturbed, NIN, A Perfect Circle, and other RAWR! music.

5/20/2011 2:54:13 PM

I have never had a sexy time or make out playlist. I prefer either porn in the background, or maybe a good zombie movie, or intense video game background music

5/20/2011 3:04:47 PM

Porn is pretty damned distracting during sex. Occasionally, I see something on the screen that just s me and I forget what I'm doing.

5/20/2011 3:06:38 PM

I prefer the theme song to the A Team.

Other times it's the Perfect Strangers, Full House and Growing Pains theme songs on repeat.

5/20/2011 3:11:01 PM

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"basically all ive done today was morning sex, took a nap, turned the living room into a faptuary, took more naps in between, watched the gangland marathon on spike, just ate a burrito bigger than my head, and am watching more porn on the internet. might take another nap. "

that's pretty much how my boss described how his weekend will go with his wife out of town

5/20/2011 3:18:16 PM

I use to believe in variety for sex music but now its just KC and JoJo all the time

ALL MY LIFE gets me from six to midnight real quick

5/20/2011 3:22:26 PM

http://youtu.be/c6NJ0mT0mHU

5/20/2011 3:24:19 PM

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"I'm going to toss some salad tonight. "

5/20/2011 8:13:57 PM

taking confessions

5/20/2011 9:46:33 PM

This one was educational:

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"96.1 was asking what was the most you ever paid for a girl and didnt get any, tell us your story I called in and told them the amac884 pathetic cruise story http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594708 but they didnt put in on the air"

5/20/2011 10:33:57 PM

^Pikey not amac

5/21/2011 1:16:59 AM

play some Isley Brothers whilst a bangin'

it's sure to make the pussy wet and the dick hard

5/21/2011 1:25:18 AM

can't play good music during sex

can get distracted by sweet basslines

5/21/2011 1:28:17 AM

^understandable

but a sweet bass line can give you the grooves that move mountains

5/21/2011 1:31:25 AM

true

but i am a nerdly sort, not a dancing sort

so i will say, "sweet jesus that's a good bassline" instead of nailing it on the downbeat

5/21/2011 1:52:12 AM

^somebody did that once...he had to stop and listen to the music for a second during sex.

5/21/2011 9:06:40 AM

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"I really want to have hot dirty sex at my office on my conference table before I quit my job."

5/21/2011 10:39:29 AM

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"If I wasn't dishonest, I'd burn my place down with fire for the insurance. I don't want to deal with this place any more "

5/21/2011 11:23:00 AM

i'll take some confessions

5/21/2011 11:47:01 AM

^^ hah I know someone else that said the exact same thing to me the other week.

We also suspect our neighbor burned his house down for the insurance money. Of course he'd never say that but he's said some things that lead us to believe that's what we did.

5/21/2011 11:51:29 AM

during an internship at the public defender's office i sat in on a case where a woman doused her apartment in gasoline and lit it on fire because she couldn't pay the rent. being the smart member of society that she was, she failed to realize that heat rises and she also torched every apartment above hers.

5/21/2011 12:55:19 PM

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"the best sex i had in my life and the longest was while listening to a justin timberlake cd and she was a red head "

Justin Timblerlake *always* brings the sexy (back).

5/21/2011 1:18:23 PM

Sad that a persons longest was listening to one cd.

Hopefully that shit was on loop.

5/22/2011 12:05:53 AM

I don't work for the Vatican but I'll still take confessions.

5/22/2011 12:07:18 AM

[quoteI got a brazilian wax yesterday and it is so uncomfortable today [/quote]

5/22/2011 10:53:48 AM

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"I haven't had any sort of desire or goals for awhile now. I'm stuck in a rut, living day to day. There are times I look back at what motivated me, but they just don't anymore. I've been busier lately which hasn't helped, but you would think that would make priorities more clear. I cannot remember the last time I went to bed looking forward to the next day. They are all just another day at this point, no matter what I'm doing or who I'm seeing. "

5/22/2011 4:16:36 PM

I'll take confessions.

5/22/2011 4:17:52 PM