^^^^ and that was amusing haha

11/21/2009 11:12:36 PM

yup, i'm still gay.

11/22/2009 2:52:04 AM

I've had 9 opportunities to post in the "post here when your thread is a palindrome thread" based on my 10k+ post count. I think I've done it twice. This, sadly, makes me angry at myself.

11/22/2009 11:16:17 AM

i never feel averagely smart. im either a genius or a complete babbling retard

11/22/2009 11:20:41 AM

I absolutely love beautiful bewbies

11/22/2009 7:03:25 PM

I have a ridiculously high hatred of myself that would make Jews say, "That's fucked up."

11/22/2009 7:04:44 PM

^ will you hurry up and kill yourself, already?

11/22/2009 8:36:23 PM

I am making pumpkin maple pie and New Orleans chocolate bourban pecan pie for Thanksgiving for my bf's family...

I am terrified everyone is going to hate it and then I'll be labeled as the gf who can't cook

11/22/2009 8:57:11 PM

my family loses their shit over pecan pie

i've never made the choc bourbon kind but i've thought about it. let me know if it is good!

11/22/2009 8:58:54 PM

sam, just bring me the pie and don't take that risk

[Edited on November 22, 2009 at 8:59 PM. Reason : i'll pretend to love it even if it sucks]

11/22/2009 8:59:20 PM

I'm about to drive to the gas station and get a tall can of Budweiser


what a life

11/22/2009 9:02:45 PM

sunday night blues

11/22/2009 9:05:02 PM

yeah man, sunday night is the worst

11/22/2009 9:07:14 PM

kadwackle -- sure I'll let you know I'm gonna make it with Maker's Mark

Chris -- I think I might have enough mix for more than one pie. I'll let you know

11/22/2009 9:20:03 PM

When a girl lets you drink from her beer bottle

it means she's interested in fucking you ( not guaranteed but you're pretty close )

or so I am told

or am i ?

11/22/2009 9:38:24 PM

that is so not true

11/22/2009 9:38:55 PM

that's about a 8/10

11/22/2009 9:39:40 PM

it just means she wants to give you the herp

11/22/2009 9:39:59 PM

the real reason dropdeadkate doesn't like me is because I critiqued her nudes.

11/22/2009 9:40:26 PM

i think its kinda gross, why else would you let a random stranger drink from where you've been drinking

11/22/2009 9:40:28 PM

i didnt say random stranger. but i have plenty of guy friends i go out drinking with and we all have taken sips of eachothers beers before. i wouldn't fuck any of them and i doubt any of them would fuck me.

11/22/2009 9:43:53 PM

its true, you're in denial

11/22/2009 9:47:33 PM

LiLStarlet27 would totally get it

that girl is awesome

[Edited on November 22, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : 7]

11/22/2009 10:39:05 PM

today i didn't shower

or put on a bra

OOPS

11/22/2009 10:44:18 PM

bewbiesbewbiesbewbies

11/22/2009 10:46:02 PM

i almost didn't. but then i did.

11/22/2009 10:47:33 PM

i also bought a thermometer that is supposed to help tell when you are most fertile because i wasn't paying attention in the drug store and was all like "OHHHH PINK THERMOMETER"

but it is for womens that wanna have babies. my b

11/22/2009 10:50:46 PM

damn you are a ditz

11/22/2009 10:54:08 PM

i know but she's really cute and nice so you have to love her anyway

11/22/2009 10:54:34 PM

haha ok this is what it says on the box (and it is pink, lets keep that in mind)

BASAL digital thermometer
fast. accurate. safe

professional accuracy. memory recall. includes instructions and chart (this is where i stopped reading)

then in smaller print underneath that it says "specially designed daily temperature monitor for reliable family planning"

then when i read the back i was all like, oh my b. i don't really know what the differene is between "basal temp" and just a normal temp is but...either way it was the same at the urgent care as it was on my fertility thermometer

11/22/2009 10:57:11 PM

i really enjoy watching football. college more than pro.

and not just because of the awesomely tight pants either

11/22/2009 11:04:50 PM

I went to a coffee shop yesterday and was kinda rushed when looking at the menu so I ordered a macchiato thinking it would be like a caramel macchiato from starbucks.

it wasn't. I drank it anyways tho as punishment for my stupidity.

11/22/2009 11:06:53 PM

^^^it'll still take the same temp

11/22/2009 11:08:15 PM

really just wanna get to 9k tonight for some reason......

11/22/2009 11:31:35 PM

Quote :

"LiLStarlet27 would totally get it that girl is awesome"

Hurley would totally get it. he's the man!

11/23/2009 4:03:36 PM

I have secret plans to ask LiLStarlet27 out on a date in the near future. Little does she know that I plan to lay some pipe. If the pipe laying is satisfactory, I'm going to marry her.

11/23/2009 4:05:13 PM

^ what a lovely confession!

i'd soooo go out on a date with EMCE. but only if he lays some pipe.

11/23/2009 4:08:45 PM

I'm sorry, that was rude. You weren't meant to read that...


what I meant to say was, I'm going to buy you a nice dinner, give you some flowers, rub your feet a little bit....
then tie you down to my bed and bury things inside of you

11/23/2009 4:13:09 PM

Quote :

"what I meant to say was, I'm going to buy you a nice dinner, give you some flowers, rub your feet a little bit.... then tie you down to my bed and bury things inside of you"

day-um. sounds even better! im really down with the rubbing my feet part ...oh yea and the burying things inside

11/23/2009 4:16:45 PM

this whole "creep out hot girls on the internet" thing isn't working out for me too well. Apparently, it's just going to cost me $$

11/23/2009 4:17:46 PM

let a guy lose his job today for 6000 dollars

fuck 'em

every man for himself

11/23/2009 4:18:20 PM

I'm relapsing and I don't completely care. If I had to be perfectly honest, I don't think I'm fully committed to getting better.

11/23/2009 4:21:33 PM

EMCE, LOL, i dont think it works well for too many guys

but you ARE just that awesome

11/23/2009 4:22:05 PM

keep talking shit.... you're going to get RAVAGED, and then not know what happened to you...



it will happen, and then you'll be like "that was the best two minutes of my life. and SWEET! the popcorn is done in the microwave!"

11/23/2009 4:28:51 PM

i just farted in my office

11/23/2009 4:29:04 PM

hey now EMCE take a nice long breath...and think nice, calming thoughts.....

11/23/2009 4:40:51 PM

I would like to rub genitals with Swingles.

redheads are the jam

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/23/2009 4:44:28 PM

just cut my thumb open.

awesome

11/23/2009 8:54:27 PM

i just had a bitch fest over text. i'm an idiot.

11/23/2009 8:55:31 PM

i still won't watch the wire

11/23/2009 10:23:31 PM