send me one or something

5/22/2011 7:59:31 PM

Quote :

"i think i have fallen in love with a girl i will probably never meet, shes a friend of a friend in wilmington "

5/23/2011 10:25:38 AM

I'll take one! It's been a while since I've posted in here.

5/23/2011 12:34:15 PM

^^Did someone see a girl in a facebook picture or something? That's pathetic.

5/23/2011 12:41:23 PM

Somebody contact the girl, she could get a free cruise out of it without letting him touch her goodies.

5/23/2011 1:08:28 PM

this is my favorite thread

now, confess to me

5/23/2011 1:21:21 PM

Quote :

"about http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=613256&page=1#14776549 i grew up with fundies who could've written the entire site the exact same way in complete seriousness. it's not just liberals getting clowned by parody--there are enough people who believe that kind of fucked up shit."

5/23/2011 5:49:10 PM

Quote :

"I've debated breaking up with my girlfriend because I think she's going to get fat after getting married and having a baby... is that wrong? "

i don't think that is wrong... to each his own... if you can't see yourself still loving her after all that time, and God help you that the worst thing that changes in your spouse is their weight, then you don't love her enough to marry her, much less bear the burden of having kids with her.

good luck random confession!

5/23/2011 10:03:15 PM

confess to me.

5/23/2011 10:51:06 PM

^^^

Quote :

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

5/23/2011 11:06:54 PM

Quote :

"I have it on very good authority that there is some sketchy mcsketch goings on in regards to benees for the state basketball team. I really hope we don't get caught they stop."

5/24/2011 8:58:21 AM

can you believe it??!!?? i had TWO confessions in my inbox today!

so happyyy

Quote :

"Since ending my last real long term relationship I feel that only one person I've dated was not "settling" and just finding someone to date. When I get the feeling that I've settled I want to end things but have to come up with a more creative way of telling them than just saying I was hoping for more. "

aaannnddd...

Quote :

"i had sex with my best friend twice a couple months ago (shes a girl, hot to) but now i just want to hook up with her more but she says it could mess our friendship up, fuck our friendship i still want to hit that again though "

5/24/2011 9:32:03 PM

I'll take some confessions for a little while...

5/24/2011 9:36:07 PM

I will also take some confessions.

5/24/2011 9:37:31 PM

Quote :

"i keep having explicit sex dreams about a guy i went out on a few dates with last fall/winter. i never really liked him, for some reason he made me a little uneasy despite us having a lot in common and getting along really well... now that i keep having these dreams though, im curious! we're hanging out this week "

5/24/2011 10:02:31 PM

Confess or miss the next rapture

5/24/2011 10:07:08 PM

I'm on a roll!

Quote :

"I am so sick of guys trying to create a hole when they are fucking you. There is no hole there stop trying to push it in."

yes men, we notice when you don't quite make it.

excellent confession

5/24/2011 10:49:53 PM

^Stop being lazy and guide it in

5/24/2011 10:52:39 PM

+ 1, bitches never take responsibility in sex.

5/24/2011 10:56:47 PM

Quote :

"ate a whole box of Reese's Puffs in less than 2 days"

5/25/2011 10:54:32 PM

^Omg i don't remember sending that to you.

5/25/2011 10:55:07 PM

CONFESS

5/26/2011 1:09:38 AM

I'll take confessions.

5/26/2011 8:58:16 PM

Quote :

"i just farted and i was remotely enjoying the aroma. is that weird? "

My answer was, of course, that that is not weird.

5/26/2011 9:16:09 PM

Quote :

"I think my neighbor might be gay. I see a different dude walk in there every few weeks but have never seen a girl walk in once, save for a much older woman who I can only assume was his mother. Pfft. Faggot."

5/26/2011 9:19:22 PM

ILL TAKE ONE

5/26/2011 9:34:44 PM

inbox = green!

Quote :

"I too fucked one of my best friends recently. a few times over a few days. and it was AMAZING. but now i'm doing the typical girl bullshit and freaking out when he doesn't text me back immediately and I can already feel our awesome friendship/relationship exploding in front of me. my stupid vagina has ruined everything once again "

keep them PM's comin folks!

5/26/2011 10:08:49 PM

Quote :

"i swear sometimes i wonder how i am not gay or something i watch the most girlie shit on TV and often have to hide from chicks i date. I am watching SYTYCD right now...I love Extreme Home Make Over and have been watching The Young and The Restless for as long as I can remember [/no homo] ... i swear lol "

LOL!! This is so awesome, especially since I know who it came from. I don't think you should be ashamed! SYTYCD is pretty cool actually. Can we please watch Extreme Home Makeover together?

Also, old people who watch The Young and The Restless tell me I look like Lily Winters. Is that character still on the show? I can see it a little.

5/26/2011 10:46:41 PM

She's still on there and is on her way to going insane.

I love Y&R btw

5/26/2011 10:47:41 PM

i will take confessions!

^ and i def see the resemblance!

5/26/2011 10:48:42 PM

Quote :

"SYTYCD"

wtf is this??

5/27/2011 10:45:16 AM

so you think you can dance, I believe

5/27/2011 11:04:07 AM

Quote :

"My life has been really lame recently. I think I'm going to take up a serious and crippling vice, like cocaine or something. I might flame out of the world early, but at least it'll be interesting, and I might even cause a wake of destruction. Or maybe I should just go the insane route, and start publicly masturbating on the train or something. I dunno. Internet, you decide. "

5/28/2011 3:22:46 AM

Quote :

"I have shaved my top lip for almost two years now."

5/29/2011 12:58:27 PM

^^ Getting naked on Fayetteville Street seems to work. Also, forging prescriptions.

5/29/2011 1:00:48 PM

Quote :

"want to squirt/ejaculate? participate in lesbian sex. i squirt pretty often... my girl knows what she's doing "

5/29/2011 3:03:19 PM

Lesbians? On my tww?

It's more likely than you think!

5/29/2011 5:12:24 PM

confess

5/29/2011 5:26:58 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the after thought person... Like I'm not the person that people say "Hey I want _____ to be here" or "I sure hope _____ would like to hang out with me tonight" I think it's more of the "Well I know _____ is always down to hang out, if I can't find anything else to do I'll just find out what ____ is doing" So on nights that people have other things going on...no one really searches me out"

cheer up butter cup

5/30/2011 11:56:49 AM

and they keep coming in. I like this people

Quote :

"I am terrified that I will never find another "love of my life" and I am destined to be alone."

awwww i like that you believe in true love!

one more:

Quote :

"When I was abou 7 years of age, I stole a quarter from my mother. She confronted me about it and I denied taking said quarter to her. She asked me if I was lying to her and I said no. I have felt guilty about it since. "

5/31/2011 2:03:35 AM

Quote :

"I was on the highway the other day, and I saw this station wagon, and in the back I saw these two kids. And I don't know why, but I didn't like them. They just had that crappy look on their face, like, "myeeehhh." I don't know what came over me, because their dad was driving and they were in the back, and I was like, "BLAMMO!" and I gave them the finger. And it felt really good. Then their father looked, and I stopped. Then he looked away, and I was like, "WHAMM!" and I did it again. Then their father caught me, and he kind of looked at me, like, "yeaaahhh," and gave me a thumbs up like he was thanking me. Then I realized parents probably want to do that to their kids all the time. As much as you could love your kids, when your kid is crying and moaning, as a parent you probably want to just say, "you know what, kid? BAMM! middle finger, right to the face! Right there, you little...." So anyway, no kids for me. "

5/31/2011 7:23:46 AM

Quote :

"There's a good chance I will owe a lot of people a lot of money before I die. "

5/31/2011 8:08:21 AM

Quote :

"my best friend of 17 years came over this weekend and noticed a 'spot' on my quilt. she gasped and asked me if it was a spooge... i told her no but then i reflected on it and i'm pretty sure it is *goes to wash quilt* whups! "

5/31/2011 9:19:27 AM

^^^ hahaha nice.

5/31/2011 10:35:26 AM

Quote :

"I miss my husband's cock so bad So very bad"

5/31/2011 11:08:29 AM

send your confessions to meeee!!!

5/31/2011 7:40:09 PM

confess to me

5/31/2011 8:36:02 PM

Quote :

"My boyfriend bought ultra plush toilet paper. Hope he likes lint filled lips. "

5/31/2011 8:41:54 PM

^ hahahahahahahahahaha

5/31/2011 8:59:12 PM

that's exactly what I said

5/31/2011 9:11:01 PM