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5/31/2011 9:14:31 PM

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""I was on the highway the other day, and I saw this station wagon, and in the back I saw these two kids. And I don't know why, but I didn't like them. They just had that crappy look on their face, like, "myeeehhh." I don't know what came over me, because their dad was driving and they were in the back, and I was like, "BLAMMO!" and I gave them the finger. And it felt really good. Then their father looked, and I stopped. Then he looked away, and I was like, "WHAMM!" and I did it again. Then their father caught me, and he kind of looked at me, like, "yeaaahhh," and gave me a thumbs up like he was thanking me. Then I realized parents probably want to do that to their kids all the time. As much as you could love your kids, when your kid is crying and moaning, as a parent you probably want to just say, "you know what, kid? BAMM! middle finger, right to the face! Right there, you little...." So anyway, no kids for me. ""

i lold so hard at this one ...

5/31/2011 11:53:54 PM

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"I hit a stray cat this morning in my neighborhood. I think it was a cat at least... It popped out of a bush as I was going around a bend... I wasn't going more than 30 mph. I quickly braked as soon as I saw it, but it was a bit too late. I hit it going about 5 mph on the front corner of my lower bumper. I didn't run it over, and I got out as fast as I could to see if I could help it... Crazy thing is, I couldn't find it... Anywhere... I looked for 20 minutes but couldn't find the animal anywhere... I literally scared the shit out of it because it left some poop residue on my bumper. No blood though, so that's good. I really hope the animal is okay..."

haha

6/1/2011 12:27:30 AM

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" So, there's this girl...I've had a crush on her since high school but she always dated complete assholes who abused her and came to me complaining about it. I always played the nice guy and kinda told her that maybe she shouldn't date assholes. Well she got married to one and had a beautiful girl with him. They separated and are working on a divorce but he uses their girl as a manipulative device to make sure that shes still in his life. She moved away and he bought an apartment near her just so he could stalk her and drive by her house. Anyway, I did finally hook up with her, after 15 years of being that good friend that answered her late night drunken phone calls about how awful her (ex)husband/boyfriends were/are.........I feel fulfilled in that I got what I wanted...but at the same time I kind of want more, even though it's a completely fucked up situation that I shouldn't get involved in,. but I can't help think that it could work, there's been so many times that it's just seemed to fit so perfectly. Anyway, I know I should just leave it as casual sex, but I want to do more even though I know its a really weird situation I don't want to get involved with."

6/1/2011 12:45:33 AM

Definitely a bad idea to sleep with her while she's on the rebound bro...

6/1/2011 7:31:34 AM

you waited 15 years. Get while it you can bro

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 7:41 AM. Reason : it*]

6/1/2011 7:41:31 AM

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"I miss my exwife everyday. I know its for the best but it sure doesn't make it any easier. "

6/1/2011 9:05:32 AM

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"When I was growing up, I was pretty hardcore into math. Computations would come to my head as a feeling... I could feel the top of my brain get real tense, as if I'm trying to draw the answer in my head with a charcoal pencil without knowing exactly what I was drawing... Then when I had the answer and the "drawing" was finished, I could "blow" away the dust and the answer was clear to me. I'm not saying I was ever a savant, but I felt like I had somewhat experienced it. I haven't used math or challenged myself in many long years, and like such, I've lost that ability to interpret. When I'm doing programming, processing logic, or trying to recall any facts, my brain will still tense up in the same spot, almost sending my heart in a panic trying to dig for the answer. Rarely do I get what I'm looking for. I usually have to give up because I feel like I'll go insane if my thoughts get any more intense. I miss having that skill when I was younger. I was a genius then. I know the answer, I just can't interpret what it is/means anymore... It's very frustrating."

Obligatory: I wish I were a kid genius.

6/1/2011 9:21:22 AM

how does this work again?

6/1/2011 10:34:04 AM

taking confessions

6/1/2011 10:52:40 AM

^^

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" Post the confessions you receive, but DON'T reveal the sender. Put the confession in a quote tag so people know it wasn't you that originally said it. By posting in this thread you agree to receive PMs and maintain the code of anonymity. If you don't want to participate don't post. Also, if you want to respond to something posted in here, don't use quote tags for that, use the carat arrows. It'll get really confusing ITT otherwise. "

6/1/2011 11:02:57 AM

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"been unusually horny lately... even started jerking off in my office during my breaks dunno why i didn't think of that sooner! its fun... "

6/1/2011 12:35:54 PM

taking confessions, im bored people! help me out!

6/1/2011 4:11:04 PM

I'll take some confessions

6/1/2011 7:31:13 PM

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"So, there's this girl...I've had a crush on her since high school but she always dated complete assholes who abused her and came to me complaining about it. I always played the nice guy and kinda told her that maybe she shouldn't date assholes. Well she got married to one and had a beautiful girl with him. They separated and are working on a divorce but he uses their girl as a manipulative device to make sure that shes still in his life. She moved away and he bought an apartment near her just so he could stalk her and drive by her house. Anyway, I did finally hook up with her, after 15 years of being that good friend that answered her late night drunken phone calls about how awful her (ex)husband/boyfriends were/are.........I feel fulfilled in that I got what I wanted...but at the same time I kind of want more, even though it's a completely fucked up situation that I shouldn't get involved in,. but I can't help think that it could work, there's been so many times that it's just seemed to fit so perfectly. Anyway, I know I should just leave it as casual sex, but I want to do more even though I know its a really weird situation I don't want to get involved with. "

tough situation ... rock/hardplace
i know the feeling too and have not been in this situation but i have had feelings like this. i am glad i never had to make a choice like this. if you pursue just go about it knowing that it is what it is and thats a mess.

6/1/2011 10:48:25 PM

Bump for for your sins

6/2/2011 8:41:47 AM

Gosh I love getting confessions when I open my wolfweb

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"I'm a total ass man. I fantasize about being the object of a facesit. It's the apex of sexual encounters. I just want a girl to like it and take control. "

Different user

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"the mother of an ex-I-split-with-less-than-amicably will be coming to my workplace this morning and I will have to interact with her...i keep hoping she won't recognize me since it's been several years "

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 9:23 AM. Reason : e]

6/2/2011 9:19:28 AM

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"I've been married about 6 months now, and the last sexual contact I had with my wife was almost 3 months ago. We've only had sex twice since we got married. She has some physical problems that she's going to physical therapy for (hooha problems), and I love her dearly, but I am already feeling myself wanting to stray. I'm at a loss for what to do here, as she's constantly down and feels shitty, but never wants to go out (in spite of saying we never go out anymore). It's really frustrating being supportive when she isn't making any progress in months of PT, and has no job or ambition because she's physically limited. Yet she manages to go shopping daily and continues to buy furniture and clothes and shoes and decorations for the house. I'm stuck working 60hr weeks, trying to spend as much time with her as possible to keep her thinking positive thoughts, and getting more and more restless by the day."

6/2/2011 9:22:04 AM

anything wrong with her mouth?

6/2/2011 9:29:18 AM

I hope you at least talk to her about your frustrations. Maybe you do, but that's the kind of thing a lot of people keep to themselves because they feel bad for making their partner feel bad. I'd be willing to bet she'd prefer you talking to her about it and figuring something out to make you both happy than holding it back and getting so frustrated you end up cheating on her. Sorry for your dry spell though

6/2/2011 9:38:01 AM

remember - hookers don't count

6/2/2011 9:45:21 AM

taking confessions, come on peopleeee. i know you have some good stuff you need to get off your chest!

6/2/2011 2:34:56 PM

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" some people seem to think I have a big dick but I'm just your average 6" joe. Maybe its because I'm confident or look kinda hefty ( not a meat head or anything) but I just can't seem to find the reason behind why some people think I have a big dick. I'm not even tall or have big feet. I'm around 5'9". There was this one time this asian kid, who i barely knew, who i was playing pool with said " girls must love your big dick " . Another time, a girl i was hitting on at a club said " will you let me play with your big dick by the end of the night ". "

6/2/2011 2:40:23 PM

^most girls say that shit around 1:30am in hopes of getting laid

MOST

6/2/2011 2:46:18 PM

^ this

6/2/2011 2:53:37 PM

ho tactics itt

6/2/2011 2:54:31 PM

4^ i've found that my small stature makes my average dick look big. its some what of an optical illusion.

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2011 2:55:24 PM

It's basically the same as guys who tell chicks they give the best head ever. They just say that to get some.

6/2/2011 2:57:17 PM

I only fuck short girls. Makes my 3 incher look HUGE

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/2/2011 2:57:39 PM

BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE LIE TO GET LAID!

6/2/2011 2:58:00 PM

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"Most of my boyfriend's friends suck. They're selfish losers with little to no ambition in life. Most haven't finished college despite being well past undergrad age. I wish he would get better friends."

response from someone

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"In response to "Most haven't finished college despite being well past undergrad age." What the hell does that have to do with anything? A bachelor's degree doesn't make someone a worthy contribution to society. Gosh, people are overly sensitive about "you gotta have a degree or your a bum." Fuck stereotypes. Fuck Biggie. Fuck Bad Boy as a staff record label and as a motherfuckin' crew. And if you wanna be down with Bad Boy then fuck you too."

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 3:17 PM. Reason : ha]

6/2/2011 3:07:27 PM

your a bum

6/2/2011 7:33:30 PM

my a bum?

6/2/2011 8:06:15 PM

bmel's apple bum

6/2/2011 8:12:02 PM

ah, makes sense now.

6/2/2011 8:16:42 PM

I want confessions.

6/2/2011 8:51:40 PM

I would like a confession or two

6/2/2011 9:07:08 PM

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"I lurk the Soap Box so I can laugh at the idiotic "debates" that go on in there. It kind of worries me that people from our school can be so damn stupid."

6/2/2011 9:15:28 PM

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" i wish i wasnt still in love with my ex gf, she cheated on me and dumped me as a result. i just found out that her and her new bf (the guy she dumped me for) just broke up and i was happy about it"

6/2/2011 9:20:10 PM

^^ if it makes that poster feel any better - a lot of them don't go to state anymore

6/2/2011 9:20:57 PM

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"I wish I had realized what a bitch/cold/unloving/self-serving person my mom is earlier, and how awesome, caring, and loving my grandmother was before she died. We were very close, but I think I would have spent even more time with her, or at least been able to appreciate her more before she was gone. "

Awwww. She lives on in your memory!

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"I am currently trying to be a police officer. I am well qualified with a BA in Criminology from State, and have done multiple internships related to law enforcement and the overall operations of the court system. The only thing that I am worried about is my past marijuana use. I used to smoke 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 times a day. I went overboard for a bit, and I worry that because I 'acted a fool' for a few years, it could impede my ability to land a job. In this day and age, it's the one job am I extremely qualified for, and I would love to do it. But a polygraph test could kill me if they find out that I didn't just experiment, I was puffin on some herb on the regular."

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 9:34 PM. Reason : more]

6/2/2011 9:32:39 PM

^^ hahaha true.

6/2/2011 9:33:10 PM

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"I'm scared that I'm turning into a Stepford wife. But I'm even more scared that if I don't, I'll find myself single. Perhaps I'm just batshit crazy. "

But everyone loves a submissive and docile housewife

6/2/2011 9:53:40 PM

Pfft, I'm not even close to a Stepford Wife and I managed to get married

6/2/2011 10:06:05 PM

^^ true

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 10:16 PM. Reason : v that too]

6/2/2011 10:09:42 PM

Just suck a mean cock and keep your man well fed. You don't have to be a Stepford Wife.

6/2/2011 10:15:28 PM

I only like to suck friendly cocks

6/2/2011 10:17:17 PM

6/2/2011 10:18:19 PM

6/2/2011 10:18:33 PM

I'm curious if that person means Stepford wife in the "I don't think for myself and do what I'm told" sense or just the "I always look cute and have dinner on the table and keep the house clean" sense. I sorta strive for the latter

6/2/2011 10:23:25 PM