^^ jesus christ. this girl has been depressing over this guy for some months now.


did he have a huge dick or some shit for you to cry about him like this

11/29/2009 9:34:26 AM

I don't do it every night, maybe once a week roughly, but more often than not I have dreams of being back in school. And it almost always involves some bullshit with there being a test or final I'm not prepared for, or otherwise some kind of bullshit project I don't want to do.

11/29/2009 1:30:29 PM

Quote :

"I would like to rub genitals with Swingles. redheads are the jam "

Bahahaha, I just saw this. Redheads ARE the jam!

11/29/2009 4:26:03 PM

^^I think everyone has that dream. My English teachers seem to dominate those dreams.

11/29/2009 4:43:37 PM

Is she hot?

11/29/2009 7:03:56 PM

I enjoyed Twilight

11/29/2009 9:27:59 PM

^see dude, tat's what im talking about


read the books, no homo

11/29/2009 9:29:07 PM

i'm not really a fan of american dad

11/29/2009 9:31:10 PM

^I'll occaisonally watch to hear Patrick Stewart say things that sound hilarious if said by Captain Picard.

11/29/2009 9:57:42 PM

i'm supposed to be doing my PT exercises.... i'm not

11/30/2009 12:34:24 AM

i continue to act in the stupidest, most self-destructive way...i'm just thankful that i finally feel guilt.

11/30/2009 10:13:52 AM

burned a copy of star trek but it is all out of order

11/30/2009 10:16:23 AM

I faceplanted at the gym this morning

11/30/2009 10:44:43 AM

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : wrong thread]

11/30/2009 10:50:09 AM

^^ don;t you hate when that happens? and then you look around hoping that nobody saw, but of course someone did

11/30/2009 10:54:22 AM

Yeah. Someone always sees. But when I see it happen to other people I think "poor thing, I know what that's like" not "wow, retard" so maybe other people are the same way. Probably not. At least I gave someone a laugh

11/30/2009 11:02:47 AM

haha that's good.

or you get the "oh bless her heart"

11/30/2009 11:03:14 AM

I probably get that one a lot.

11/30/2009 11:05:02 AM

oh me too!

11/30/2009 11:05:44 AM

I totally faceplanted in a large classroom a few years ago on my way down the center stairs to participate in a group presentation.

I really busted my ass, and it was fucking hilarious. I started laughing immediately...no one else in a class of 90 did.

11/30/2009 11:08:31 AM

two girls have been aggressively pursuing me recently. one is a girl i had the hots for in college and the other is my friend's little sister.


the first one keeps asking me to visit her and has told me that if i come visit we will definitely have sex.

i saw my friends sister during thanksgiving and despite her having a boyfriend and me a girlfriend she offered me a bj in the bathroom.

this temptation is a wicked mistress.

11/30/2009 11:31:33 AM

i'm rocking out to britney spears at the office

11/30/2009 4:39:08 PM

AND THE BRITNEY SONG WAS ON

THE BRITNEY SONG WAS ON

11/30/2009 4:40:17 PM

haha no miley on my mix yet!

11/30/2009 4:41:59 PM

Whenever I'm sick with a cold, I wanna get all sexy n stuff. Boohoo.

11/30/2009 4:42:26 PM

I think I deal with mine better than I deal with that of others.

11/30/2009 6:16:40 PM

I'm going to miss Monk.

11/30/2009 7:05:19 PM

Still gay.

11/30/2009 7:06:45 PM

Still want sex.

11/30/2009 8:54:24 PM

i'm numb emotionally, and i have been for quite some time now. I know it's sad, and i shouldn't be, but my faith in people just continues to drop more and more everyday

11/30/2009 8:55:12 PM

i know i need to pay bills and such, but i will probably spend my first paycheck on sexy clothes to go out in and presents for me and my "landlords"

11/30/2009 9:00:51 PM

i think i need to go to therapy.

not like the "i'm going to kill myself" kind of therapy

i just think i might have some emotional issues i need to work out and i think i need someone with an unbiased opinion to help me. i don't even know how they would help because i think i know what is wrong i just don't know how to fix it

11/30/2009 9:55:22 PM

just stop being cray cray, and you'll be good

11/30/2009 9:56:43 PM

i know i can'tttttttt

i feel the need to fix everything and save everything. ugh.

11/30/2009 9:57:44 PM

will likely think of her on my wedding day

11/30/2009 9:59:11 PM

I'm sorry khwackydacky
I know you have a lot of stress... just try to give it time

11/30/2009 10:00:18 PM

i'm not adding a whole lot of people to my contact list on my new phone...

like...a lot

11/30/2009 10:00:21 PM

Quote :

"i'm numb emotionally, and i have been for quite some time now. I know it's sad, and i shouldn't be, but my faith in people just continues to drop more and more everyday "

ditto

11/30/2009 10:46:10 PM

11/30/2009 10:48:07 PM

I watched two seasons of The Wire and I just couldn't get into it.

Quote :

"Is she hot?"

Negative sir.

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 10:54 PM. Reason : .]

11/30/2009 10:52:01 PM

I'm staying up as late as I possibly can so that sleeping in tomorrow is triply luxurious.

12/1/2009 1:12:26 AM

I secretly want one of these
http://kids.woot.com/

12/1/2009 1:19:09 AM

I was once addicted to nose spray.

I used some this morning because my cold has me so congested, but I feel guilty about it.

12/1/2009 10:19:18 AM

I had a dream about a co-worker last night... I really enjoyed it.

I get to hang out with said co-worker today after work...

12/1/2009 11:45:34 AM

I should care more if my boss finds out I'm with my coworker. But I don't.

12/1/2009 12:09:31 PM

what happened to you and spontaneous?

12/1/2009 12:22:41 PM

i wanna fuck other bitches in addition to my main chick

12/1/2009 12:23:54 PM

i too would like to but know that i would ultimately feel so badly about doing it that the next few days would be a self enforced hell and thus any other thoughts about sexing up other chics would cause me to be forcibly ill resulting in a diminished urge to masturbate.

i do not want this to happen, so i do not stray

12/1/2009 12:53:35 PM

I forgot to put a sweet slice of cheddar on my roast beef / turkey sandwich

12/1/2009 1:29:03 PM

I wish someone could send me a questionnaire of potential confessions because I feel my confessions are not that good compared to others. That's my confession.

12/1/2009 1:44:33 PM