britney spears is a station on my pandora

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ha perfect for the top of a page]

12/1/2009 4:18:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNXxxqOyck

12/1/2009 4:20:49 PM

I've got to go poop, but I'm holding it in so I can slowly "fart" out the fumes in my co-workers station before I release the brown snake demon into the porcelain water world.

12/1/2009 4:24:42 PM

I have this gut feeling I'm not going to get into all the schools I'm applying to

12/1/2009 4:42:58 PM

Miss the insecurities and the doubts, the insults and the drudge. At least I had more to write about.

12/1/2009 6:44:26 PM

no matter what happens, at least now i feel better about it.

12/1/2009 9:52:18 PM

I'm mean.

Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves. Joseph Addison

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2009 10:47:54 PM

1) Have you ever committed any illegal actions that were 100% voluntary?
i guess i'd have to confess yes to this
2) Have you ever been humiliated?
who hasnt?
3) Have you ever spited someone for something they may have done, with or without 100% ACCURATE proof that they really did it?
probably. i'm pretty judgemental. i constantly can find things in other people i wish i could change. I typically try to keep an open mind and often go against popular opinion.
4) Do you sniff your own poop?
i mean when i take a shit i know the bathroom is smelly. wtf kinda question is that?
5) Do you may suntea and share it with your "friends" to try?
i assume you mean make "suntea". which i don't know what that is. not to mention your ominous use of "friends".
6) Do you sometimes think homo-erotic thoughts while listening to Britney Spears?
when i am listening to britney spears i'm probably thinking like "why am i listening to britney spears". but i will not front. i get into that pop shit like lady gaga etc. guilty pleasure
7) Do you question yourself about why the Backstreet Boys are still together and N-Sync is not?
these ppl are not even on my radar
8) Have you ever shamed your family?
not really no.
9) Do you have a mug shot?
nope
10) Have you ever done something for this planet?
i have done my fair share of cleaning up litter in my time. and i'm not wasteful like most ppl. i don't really go out of my way, but i'm one of the good guys. so what i do is enough

12/2/2009 12:29:25 AM

^ is this myspace?

12/2/2009 12:31:21 AM

nah a user sent me a questionnaire

i had posted about wish i had a questionnaire cause i feel like my confessions suck

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:33 AM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 12:32:23 AM

I get excited when I'm poked on Facebook. Partially because I can then poke back

12/2/2009 12:46:40 AM

I have found a pair of leggings i like. Given what I look like I probably shouldn't wear them but to hell with it.

12/2/2009 2:53:19 AM

i'm sad that my confessions thread died

12/2/2009 2:55:08 AM

that was a pretty epic thread though, good job

12/2/2009 2:57:00 AM

I just found out who Dammit100 is and have to admit I had the biggest "I don't actually know you in IRL, or at all" crush on him like 3 years ago haha

12/2/2009 8:13:11 AM

this self loathing has GOT to stop...it's spiraling out of control.

12/2/2009 8:28:17 AM

I need to man up, take control, and stop being a big fucking pussy. I care wayyyy too much sometimes.

12/2/2009 8:33:24 AM

I had a dream in which a guy I like told me he loves me, which made me realize how much I've missed having someone say that to me-- it's been 6 years. It's not something I've really thought about in a while and now it's got me all depressed.

12/2/2009 9:14:37 AM

I have massive amounts of debt and no real plan on how to get out from underneath it. Despite the fact that I had to take a pay cut earlier this year, I would be quite comfortable and able to put away some savings each month if I didn't have to deal with these payments--instead I'm living paycheck to paycheck and come up short some months. And what exactly do I have to show for it? I don't have nice stuff...I don't have expensive clothing...I don't go on vacations anymore...

I think I need a financial intervention.

12/2/2009 9:16:57 AM

i fucking hate stupid people

12/2/2009 7:27:52 PM

as a stupid person, I am offended

12/2/2009 7:30:58 PM

awww i you though!

12/2/2009 7:31:58 PM

12/2/2009 7:34:53 PM

12/2/2009 8:42:47 PM

I remember thinking that by 22, I would probably have taken over the world. I'm 24 and I don't have a car.

12/2/2009 9:42:52 PM

FUCK THIS IS NOT THE OTHER THREAD.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : /double post]

12/2/2009 9:43:36 PM

the only reason i want to go to the cocktail party is so i'll have an excuse to buy a nice red or black dress...

not because i want to hang out with the people that will be there

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 9:58 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/2/2009 9:58:20 PM

I am terrified at driving at night in the rain. so instead of being responsible and driving home so I can do a lab report like I had planned to after taking my sister out to dinner I am staying at my parent's house so that I don't die

12/2/2009 10:14:26 PM

I blew a perfect opportunity to make a new friend tonight.

12/2/2009 10:53:24 PM

^ yep

12/2/2009 10:54:06 PM

^^ i'll be your friend!

12/2/2009 10:54:28 PM

I pussed out of giving a guy my number today. He sat next to me all semester and today was the last class. I'll probably never see him again.

fml he was smart, funny, and hot

12/2/2009 11:22:13 PM

shoulda got that dick

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[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : ^her not me.]

12/2/2009 11:22:59 PM

inorite

uuuuugh

maybe we'll both actually pass the exam and take biochem together. i can only hope.

12/2/2009 11:23:43 PM

I have a confession that I'm too embarassed to say.

12/2/2009 11:24:01 PM

so use evan's pm confession thread. but you might want to pm people a couple bs ones first so its not obvious when it gets bumped

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12/2/2009 11:24:40 PM

That's what the other thread is for - and I got called out on one of mine inadvertantly

12/2/2009 11:24:57 PM

^ddk, did he ask for your number? just see him during the final exam

12/2/2009 11:30:22 PM

i take my finals at dso and no he didn't ask for it. i just wanted to give it to him b/c i didn't think he'd make a move.

i was right. he didnt. and i pussed out.

i would be a horrible man. i can't make the first move to save my life

12/2/2009 11:32:09 PM

the same thing happened to me ddk and next semester I walked into my class and there he was again. But by then I had already found another boyfriend and he has a smoking hot girlfriend so it wouldn't have worked out anyway

12/2/2009 11:35:27 PM

^fuck people who already have bf's

last 2 chicks i was feelin on turned up to have bfs

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[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : that shit should be illegal]

12/2/2009 11:37:24 PM

well the thing is he always talks about this girl he lives with. but he calls her a roommate, not a girlfriend. but i was never really sure so thats what made me chicken out. i didn't want to hit on a dude who was involved already :/

but he said if we both pass he'll sit next to me next semester

12/2/2009 11:37:33 PM

oh he's probably her gay friend

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[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2009 11:38:32 PM

if he is gay i'll cry my gaydar is pretty damn good though and he comes off as straight.

12/2/2009 11:40:26 PM

straight women can't have gaydar.

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12/2/2009 11:41:10 PM

I'm bi

k thx

12/2/2009 11:41:28 PM

the lack of confessions in this thread angers me

12/2/2009 11:41:54 PM

yeah i'm furious that a tww thread is off topic

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12/2/2009 11:42:28 PM

anger itt

12/2/2009 11:42:48 PM

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2009 11:43:34 PM