I ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE too often

12/2/2009 11:43:49 PM

^^^ Are you in Orgo II?

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 11:45:45 PM

fuck. my. life.

go away josh

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : i'm in orgo II if that was directed at me]

12/2/2009 11:45:47 PM

crisis averted. hopefully. i'm mfing clocking out.

12/2/2009 11:58:12 PM

sometimes when i go poop, i stick my finger in my bum and touch the tip of my poop through the toilet paper.

12/3/2009 12:53:28 AM

sometimes when joe_schmoe goes to poop, i stick my finger in his bum and touch the tip of his poop through the toilet paper.

12/3/2009 12:59:28 AM

My bum itches, but I'm out in public

12/3/2009 6:35:10 PM

I made my boyfriend take really gay, professional holiday pictures with me and the dog

and I enjoyed every second of it

12/3/2009 6:46:30 PM

I hope you post them on here

12/3/2009 6:48:59 PM

me too!!!

12/3/2009 6:49:48 PM

I wish my stomach would stop making noises.

12/3/2009 6:50:56 PM

^^,^^^

he would be piiiiiiiiiised

12/3/2009 6:51:29 PM

All the more reason to do it

12/3/2009 6:52:42 PM

sometimes i wonder if denial EVER ends

like seriously. it goes away for a little while but then when i least expect it it comes back again

12/3/2009 6:56:51 PM

Yesterday and today, I wrote my first two snippy and aggressive emails to a company. Soon it may proceed to getting the nice folks at Visa involved.

12/3/2009 6:57:59 PM

Quote :

"^^,^^^ he would be piiiiiiiiiised"

yes, yes

12/3/2009 7:01:21 PM

You're no fun sexpencil

12/3/2009 7:04:48 PM

I NO RITE

12/3/2009 7:06:03 PM

ZERO FUN HERE

12/3/2009 7:06:38 PM

he may be no fun

but apparently his pimp hand is very strong

12/3/2009 7:06:47 PM

begonias is scurred. She wouldn't dare post them. She knows who wears the pants in that household.

12/3/2009 7:09:50 PM

Oh we all know who wears the pants in that relationship - and it ain't sexpencil

12/3/2009 7:10:44 PM

lol



[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : she only beats me when i don't listen]

12/3/2009 7:11:10 PM

whatever, he totally chris brown'd my ass yesterday

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 7:13 PM. Reason : no way I'd post them... unless he was really deserving of something mean]

12/3/2009 7:12:39 PM

^^ Which is a lot!

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 7:13 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 7:12:39 PM

I really love Frank Sinatra Christmas music. And other Christmas tunes by artists like him from that era.

12/3/2009 7:20:48 PM

I miss being a teenager, single, and feeling invincible

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 8:20 PM. Reason : . ]

12/3/2009 8:19:57 PM

i could really use a snuggle buddy tonight

12/3/2009 11:45:43 PM

a snuggie?

a snubbie?

a snuggaddy?

12/3/2009 11:47:08 PM

snuggadaddy - love it


or whatever you typed

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 11:48:35 PM

12/3/2009 11:49:33 PM

I had a dream about a twwer who I don't know very well, but have always wanted to get to know.

I just haven't told anyone about it, because that's kind of creepy.

12/4/2009 12:45:35 PM

i have way too many regrets in my life

12/6/2009 12:12:54 AM

everytime i see the overstock.com commercial and they say "the big o" orgasms immediately come to mind

12/6/2009 11:26:03 AM

^haha, same here

12/6/2009 12:37:51 PM

my ass is asleep

12/6/2009 12:46:37 PM

i've finally learned, after 26 years of life, that being myself is way more important than any relationship that i'll ever have. not being myself is a huge mistake.

12/6/2009 9:31:00 PM

^*clap clap*

seriously, good on ya. sometimes people don't learn that until they're well into their lives, hence, the midlife crisis.

just don't forget it

12/6/2009 9:32:24 PM

I spent way too much of my life being the nice guy, but I don't know how to be an asshole, so I need to discover a third option.

12/6/2009 9:34:18 PM

just be dark and broody in the corner

12/6/2009 9:35:37 PM

^^a nice ass?


a guy hole!


look man, asshole or nice guy aside, unless you can have confidence in WHO you are, then my only advice to you is to give up or go gay.

[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2009 9:36:32 PM

^^ I like it, DDK. +10 points.

^ Can't go gay. My confidence level only seems to go up after I've gotten a girlfriend. But I like your advice too, Axl. +5 points.

[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 9:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2009 9:36:58 PM

well then what are you waiting for?

get out there and find her, my friend.

12/6/2009 9:39:59 PM

Take a lesson from LunaK. Changing yourself for someone else is never going to make you happy.

12/6/2009 9:40:45 PM

maybe spontaneous should order a pink corset too

12/6/2009 9:41:28 PM

^ hahahaha!

12/6/2009 9:42:16 PM

hahahahahaha scud that made me laugh pretty hard

no offense Spontaneous

12/6/2009 9:42:29 PM

None taken. DeMatha guys dressed in drag is always hilarious.

12/6/2009 9:44:10 PM

oh i'll agree with that

12/6/2009 9:45:05 PM

I went through a 16oz jar of Strawberry Jam in less than a week.

12/6/2009 9:52:28 PM