finally tried every flavor in the durex lube variety pack...did confirm that food flavored lube is just never a good idea...

12/7/2009 12:10:04 AM

awesome post for the top of the page

12/7/2009 12:10:26 AM

Alls I got is same eHarmony gripes, different day.

12/7/2009 12:11:38 AM

lol

12/7/2009 12:11:57 AM

i may or may not have touched myself after seeing the corset thread

12/7/2009 12:15:32 AM

^ i've got bets you did

12/7/2009 12:16:47 AM

i'm ready for this year to be over. i need to put 2009 behind me.

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12/7/2009 3:36:24 PM

i just went to take a swig of my diet coke and missed my mouth......

12/8/2009 2:49:32 PM

LunaK has a drinking problem.

12/8/2009 2:52:59 PM

^^^ same here, I can only remember one other time in the last few years where I have been as low as I am now.

2009 had it's perks but over all I'm ready for it to gtfo.

12/8/2009 2:57:59 PM

^^ inorite


^ and i feel like 2009 has been an exceptionally shitty year for a lot of people i know... ready for 2010 for sure

12/8/2009 2:58:38 PM

2009 has been A LOT better than 2008. I am grateful too.... dang.

I almost have this fear that after going up, up, up I am bound for another BIG crash like what happened last year. I am SO not ready for another time period like that....

12/8/2009 3:11:00 PM

I'm sick of trying to date. I should just be alone and drink every night with my friends. It would be much more satisfying.

12/8/2009 3:32:56 PM

If you try to date you are gonna get disappointed.

12/8/2009 3:38:36 PM

I've had my braces on for three hours.

The novelty has already worn off

12/8/2009 3:43:08 PM

Agreed. But luckily I always have dirt low expectations to prevent myself from being too disappointed.

If you never try, you'll never be disappointed.

12/8/2009 3:43:48 PM

Lately I have been wondering if, in the process of learning not to take myself too seriously, I sometimes go a little too far and lead people to think I'm immature/stupid/slutty/insane.

12/8/2009 3:50:24 PM

I'm in love with Cassthesass...and zooey deschanel.

12/8/2009 3:51:15 PM

^^ my friend has the same issue - she's being herself, BUT i think people don't take her seriously



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12/8/2009 3:51:42 PM

Yeah. The people who know me well realize I have a silly side and I don't much care about looking like a goofball, but when I meet new people they don't actually know that.

12/8/2009 3:55:27 PM

my friend decided to take interpretive dance one semester which was all well and good. until we went to the bar one night, she got people to clear a space and started doing it right there. kicked off her shoes and everything. she didn't care what other people thought - i was unfortunately a bit embarrassed

12/8/2009 3:59:21 PM

That is a little odd. I try not to embarrass other people.

Unless they give me a reason to and I make it my goal.

12/8/2009 4:02:46 PM

Quote :

"If you never try, you'll never be disappointed."

That's my philosophy. Don't start no relationships....EVER

12/8/2009 4:16:13 PM

I hate myself for being fat and failing at past attempts to lose weight.

12/8/2009 4:19:06 PM

im considering not making the follow up appt to have my eyes dilated

its already paid for, i'm just a fucking baby when it comes to my eyes

i had a normal exam today and hated the whole thing. i think i hate going to the eye doc like people hate going to the dentist. i fall asleep at the dentist. go fig

12/8/2009 7:14:07 PM

Quote :

"I hate myself for being fat and failing at past attempts to lose weight."

I, too...

12/8/2009 10:49:43 PM

I'm on Team Jacob.

12/8/2009 10:51:40 PM

i DVR general hospital everyday

and i love the shit out of it.

12/8/2009 10:56:55 PM

I too enjoy general hospital

12/8/2009 10:57:24 PM

i wonder who Nicholas ran over today... i think it's Rebecca but I'm not sure.

12/8/2009 10:59:39 PM

There's nary a good girl left worth dating.

12/8/2009 11:01:29 PM

I miss emily

12/8/2009 11:01:36 PM

^ditto

Sammy's trivia is weird now, I don't think I like it

12/8/2009 11:02:54 PM

I'm Rob Dyrdek.

12/8/2009 11:03:22 PM

I just discovered something in my bellybutton and i can't get it out. Uck Uck Uck

12/10/2009 8:09:01 PM

toothpick revealed it was scab. I have no idea why i have a small scab in my belly button

12/10/2009 8:14:51 PM

Sometimes in the shower I sing "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman, but I change the lyrics to "Fat Cock".

12/10/2009 8:49:28 PM

You got a fat cock
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere
So take your fat cock and keep on driving

12/10/2009 8:52:12 PM

I confess that I came in here to see if BubbleBobble had posted a serious confession.

12/10/2009 8:57:16 PM

I've always wanted to be a mod

VOTE BEGONIAS!

12/10/2009 9:00:07 PM

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies.

12/10/2009 9:11:12 PM

nothing to see here, folks

12/10/2009 9:38:46 PM

butthead - you edited it out

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12/10/2009 9:39:27 PM

Quote :

"I miss emily "

Quote :

"^ditto Sammy's trivia is weird now, I don't think I like it "

i just saw the thread about walking on sunshine, and i thought of emily, and then i read this thread and saw these posts. and now i'm all

12/10/2009 9:43:23 PM

I'll admit it, I still hear Sideshow Bob's admonition every time I think about going to an airshow.

12/11/2009 9:58:02 AM

My grandfather is ill, and failing fast. Really fast.

I haven't been to see him yet, and he lives 40 minutes away.

It's not really a high priority to me. I justify it, to some degree, with "Well, he's not my grandfather anymore." (Alzheimer's)

12/11/2009 10:51:56 AM

Quote :

"im considering not making the follow up appt to have my eyes dilated its already paid for, i'm just a fucking baby when it comes to my eyes i had a normal exam today and hated the whole thing. i think i hate going to the eye doc like people hate going to the dentist. i fall asleep at the dentist. go fig"

i consider myself lucky i guess, the dentist doesnt bother me (grew up with a dental hygienist for a mom; have worn contacts since i was 13, so do whatever to my eyes, cant be worse than sticking a big round disc in my eye daily; and i actually enjoy watching people administer shots to me or drawing blood. enjoy in the sense that if i have to have it done, i want to watch. prob a control thing.

12/11/2009 10:56:53 AM

Somehow I had accumulated 12 brand new rolls of Xmas wrapping paper

12/12/2009 10:43:17 PM

Yeah, talking to my grandfather still sucks. It's like talking to an autistic child, except autistic children still have some capacity to learn. So it's more like talking to a rock, except rocks can prove useful upon occasion. So it's more like shooting yourself in the foot.

12/12/2009 10:49:05 PM

I am having way too much fun playing with this phone. I really just need to go to bed.

12/13/2009 1:35:36 AM