many users on here have the maturity level of 14 year olds, so that works.

6/12/2011 8:07:41 PM

what is wrong with liking someone though? i'm confused.

6/12/2011 8:08:16 PM

^^ you are grossly over estimating the online maturity level of many users on here by a good 10 years.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 8:08 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2011 8:08:40 PM

^^ who says "in like" after middle school?

6/12/2011 8:10:40 PM

i am seriously in like with EMCE

like, seriously, in like


whats like the big deal peoples??!


make a move on that twwer that you like seriously like

6/12/2011 8:15:52 PM

^ how'd you know it was about EMCE????

6/12/2011 8:19:28 PM

confess to me

6/12/2011 8:39:35 PM

Quote :

"Stabler on Law and Order SVU could get it in a MINUTE [insert dirty/nasty/unfathomable sex] yeeeeaaaah "

6/12/2011 9:39:29 PM

Everyone with common sense knows that like is a accepted way of saying you have a crush. Wtf are they supposed to say? in love?

Idiots on TWW FTW

6/12/2011 11:29:48 PM

Quote :

"i got so drunk i wet my pants last night. in public. "

yikes!

6/13/2011 1:02:47 AM

Monday morning...surely some of you people have some confessions!

6/13/2011 7:39:22 AM

I'll take some

Quote :

"My manager just told me she got wasted off coke and alcohol with her fiance and his mother the night before her first wedding. "

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason : well that was quick...moar!]

6/13/2011 10:54:06 AM

Quote :

"samwise posted about the classiness of the unbuttoned shorts in that hot or not thread... i always said it made girls trashy but i always wished i was skinny enough to pull it off "

6/13/2011 9:12:10 PM

I'll take one

6/13/2011 9:14:27 PM

Quote :

"I keep a list of my favorite friends, in a top 25 fashion. Every now and then I let them know when they have moved up or down the ranks. I find it to be a good way to keep them motivated. "

Quote :

"there's a lot of dumb and very annoying posters as of late... a lot of these threads i don't even want to click on because i know it'll be a waste of my time and stupid "

amen to that

6/13/2011 9:20:16 PM

Quote :

"i confess that the last 2 confessions you posted were made by fucking retards. "

6/13/2011 9:28:47 PM

amen to that

6/13/2011 9:30:09 PM

moar!

Quote :

"Glad to see that my confessors confession did not go unnoticed. You grew some balls. Congrats "

Quote :

"I have the hugest crush on bmel one day she will be mine, don't tell thepeter tho "

Aw geez, what a juxtaposition of confessions

6/13/2011 9:36:39 PM

Quote :

"I believe most would find it pathetic how excited I am about the cupcakes that are in the oven. "

6/13/2011 10:12:52 PM

^^

Quote :

"Glad to see that my confessors confession did not go unnoticed. You grew some balls. Congrats ""

And somebody find him somebody to love, so he will quit hatin'. Not our fault you go to bed alone and miserable every night.

6/13/2011 10:23:18 PM

Message delivered to confessor

I need new confessions!!

6/13/2011 11:11:28 PM

I wish I had cupcakes.

6/14/2011 12:35:05 AM

Quote :

"I can't stop thinking about bmel in a sexy little red riding hood outfit now "

Seconded. bmel plz to pm me when you dump ThePeter

And another

Quote :

"I made out with my friends nanny. They're out of town, she stopped by the house. "

You gotta close the deal. Bwn her in their bed.

[Edited on June 14, 2011 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ]

6/14/2011 12:42:16 AM

Quote :

"My neighbor sent me a text today asking how my weekend was along with other randomness. Now I wonder if I should be skeptical of his motives for asking for my number. I use to not be so paranoid about things like this. Damn you creepy guys! "

6/14/2011 4:34:11 PM

What a creeper. Trying to start a conversation and whatnot. Better install some ADT home security.

6/14/2011 4:39:35 PM

^^^ Only if you agree to put your status as "I <3 bmel"

6/14/2011 4:49:15 PM

hahaha, hey buxm!

6/14/2011 7:23:57 PM

haay

the evlbuxmbetty confessional is open now

for all you dirty sinners out there

6/14/2011 9:35:02 PM

Quote :

"today i told my employees i was moving and they all would be unemployed on july 8th. i feel like a dick today. one even yelled at me. he is unemployed today. "

6/14/2011 9:56:35 PM

Quote :

"So I know this guy, right?. Anyway, one day we're hittin' the pipe, just chillin' out. No big deal. Later, he pulls out a badge and tells me that he's an undercover cop. Fuck. Now, in order to avoid any jail time, he wants me to start giving him information. He tells me, "We'll give you twenty G's if you snitch on your homey." Then he tells me that they can put me in a home, and make my life plush. The only problem is now I have to sell dope for them. Hmm.....lemme think about it. "

6/15/2011 1:03:52 AM

bs. i intimately know that isn't how it works.

6/15/2011 10:07:43 AM

Quote :

"So I know this guy, right?. Anyway, one day we're hittin' the pipe, just chillin' out. No big deal. Later, he pulls out a badge and tells me that he's an undercover cop. Fuck. Now, in order to avoid any jail time, he wants me to start giving him information. He tells me, "We'll give you twenty G's if you snitch on your homey." Then he tells me that they can put me in a home, and make my life plush. The only problem is now I have to sell dope for them. Hmm.....lemme think about it. "

6/15/2011 10:22:03 AM

Quote :

"My neighbor sent me a text today asking how my weekend was along with other randomness. Now I wonder if I should be skeptical of his motives for asking for my number. I use to not be so paranoid about things like this. Damn you creepy guys! "

yikes! i had a neighbor like that. i was pretty creeped out but i think he was just really lonely and isolated.

6/15/2011 10:25:20 AM

^ What the shit is this? Someone trying to be friendly and make conversation is creepy? If dude was attractive you wouldn't think twice about it.

6/15/2011 10:26:53 AM

he also would always just happen to come outside when i was walking my dog. weeeeird

6/15/2011 10:28:20 AM

Yeah girls want it both ways. Fuck 'em.

6/15/2011 10:28:39 AM

Yeah there is nothing remotely creepy about that. Unless there is part to a story I'm missing. Also, is it commonplace to give a neighbor your cell number?

6/15/2011 10:29:21 AM

he also lived with his fiancee so i thought it was weird how much he texted me. we had each others numbers because they watched my dog when i was out of town.

6/15/2011 10:33:42 AM

Fiance and perceived creepiness aside, do you find the man attractive?

Grade him 1-10

6/15/2011 10:36:07 AM

i don't know, i guess somewhere in the middle?

his fiance was kind of psycho though so maybe he was lonely. who knows.

6/15/2011 10:38:57 AM

Dudes being niave on this page. Don't act like you make schemes to coincidentally run into your hot neighbor.





I mean, uh, yeah, this person is clearly over reacting

...plus my neighbor chick isn't hot at all.

6/15/2011 10:41:24 AM

Quote :

"parsonsb PMed me this week, with just a little "how you doing?" message. Not that creepy but then I found out I wasn't the only one who got the same PM from him There's an underlying creepiness that I think guys just dont get. "

6/15/2011 10:44:41 AM

Quote :

"i don't know, i guess somewhere in the middle? "

Big plus for guys is we're able to assign a numerical attractiveness value to any female within 10 seconds of meeting her. Its one of our main advantages.

6/15/2011 10:45:13 AM

i find the level attractiveness can fluctuate as i get to know them

6/15/2011 10:46:55 AM

^^^^ so you've met our neighbor, eh? >_>

^ I agree with that statement.

[Edited on June 15, 2011 at 10:47 AM. Reason : slow]

6/15/2011 10:47:12 AM

That kind of thinking is why women will always be second class citizens both on this message board and in this country. Attractiveness is finite.

6/15/2011 10:48:57 AM

no of course not dear

You're working late tonight right?

(j/k )

6/15/2011 10:49:50 AM

TWW men: when determining the attractiveness of a female is it solely based on appearance or do personality traits factor in? (serious question)

6/15/2011 11:00:27 AM

what's the time limit on that? are we accounting for audio signatures too?

[Edited on June 15, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : 30 seconds or 5 minutes]

6/15/2011 11:02:09 AM

Quote :

"Big plus for guys is we're able to assign a numerical attractiveness value to any female within 10 seconds of meeting her. Its one of our main advantages."

I used to know two guys who would walk around and pick random women and then both say her number at the same time. They were usually really close.

6/15/2011 11:06:21 AM