1985...the year of the most awesome people. oh and

1/13/2011 8:24:07 AM

When evan gets drunk he turns a little straight.

1/13/2011 8:25:35 AM

^^ that is where you put your 30k post?


My stomach needs to cooperate with me getting up early

1/13/2011 8:27:20 AM

yup I wasn't feeling very creative this morning.

1/13/2011 8:28:04 AM

^^^^nice

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and I just saw someone bitching on facebook about having to deal with someone as soon as they got into work this morning- that person happened to be stuck in an elevator. How about turning down the "meeee" factor a little bit



[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 8:29 AM. Reason : early morning typing is baaad]

1/13/2011 8:28:35 AM

apples, peanuts and sweet potatoes ... Southern winter crops are kind of boring

1/13/2011 9:43:05 AM

The grey ghost is back


Traded the SUV in for a 300M (with Sirius radio), and this is much more enjoyable to drive. I may go cruising somewhere tonight/this weekend

1/13/2011 9:59:49 AM

dear wachovia, thanks for calling to tell me that my non-existent account at your bank is overdrafted. No I will not give you my social security number to verify my information

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 10:01 AM. Reason : damn...missed my palindrome.]

1/13/2011 10:00:53 AM

My zodiac sign has changed from Cancer to Gemini

http://gawker.com/5732115/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed

1/13/2011 10:02:10 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/12/bill-maher-leno-nra-gun_n_807914.html

I was never really against the guy (just kind of ignored him), but this video pissed me off

I'd love for some hoodlum to come hold him up with a knife and then a passer by who is concealed carrying to let it happen due to recognizing him from this exact tirade, and let him know after the fact what his opinion means

1/13/2011 10:04:30 AM

i can't send out any of my mail if you let the postage machine dwindle to $24...

and i really need to get these bills out today since they are already late....

and you're not even here to put more money on the machine...

and you won't tell anyone else how to do it so i can't even do it since you're not here...


GAH!

1/13/2011 10:04:43 AM

stamps?

1/13/2011 10:05:40 AM

i don't have $300 worth of stamps

1/13/2011 10:10:37 AM

company credit card + post office = paid bills


are these bills stuff you couldn't do online? and wtf are you sending out that has 300 bucks worth of shipping?? that's like 600 letters


I think I might be missing a crucial piece of this puzzle here

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 10:14 AM. Reason : so confused...]

1/13/2011 10:14:23 AM

Aww I just missed an opportunity to fuck with my mom

1/13/2011 10:14:49 AM

Quote :

"When evan gets drunk he turns a little straight."

the drunker i get, the straighter i get

1/13/2011 10:16:27 AM

^^^these are advertising invoices with copies of the magazines for the advertisers

every piece of mail is between $1-$2.50 except the one that's $10+

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 10:17 AM. Reason : so NO...i can not do any of it online and i don't have company card to use at the post office]

1/13/2011 10:16:43 AM

Quote :

"A large tub of popcorn at Regal Cinemas, for example, holds 20 cups of popcorn and has 1,200 calories, 980 milligrams of sodium and 60 grams of saturated fat. Adding just a tablespoon of butter adds 130 calories. And do not forget that it comes with free refills. Not so hungry? The medium size popcorn, which comes in a bag, contains the same amount as the large. And even the small, at 11 cups, delivers 670 calories, 550 milligrams of sodium and 24 grams of saturated fat. "

This is actually not as bad as I would have guessed, especially on sodium. Though, medium and large are the same size?

1/13/2011 10:19:07 AM

^^ah, so they are bills for the companies advertising, not for you (i was thinking you needed to pay rent, power, etc...) - makes sense now

and boss man needs to leave a card for yall to use in case of emergency (ie: see today) if he isn't gonna be there

1/13/2011 10:21:09 AM

now i want popcorn.

thank you, Skwinkle

1/13/2011 10:24:16 AM

^^it's not the boss...it's the secretary...she handles all that stuff...

and i'm the only person that doesn't have a card


however...nobody but the secretary knows how to put more postage on the machine because she's afraid if anybody else knows how to do any part of her job she will become obsolete...or something...


there is no way i'm taking 150 pieces of mail to the post office to be stamped

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 10:25 AM. Reason : why would i need our company postage machine to pay my personal bills?]

1/13/2011 10:24:37 AM

I was talking about bills for the company... you know that building your in? it doesn't get free utilities just because it is commercial

1/13/2011 10:26:30 AM

Nevaeh.......

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 10:32 AM. Reason : I spelled it wrong hahaha]

1/13/2011 10:28:45 AM

^ hahaha I remember the first time I heard of that name.

^^^^ you're welcome

1/13/2011 10:29:48 AM

Ptitty really does have an impressionable appetite

1/13/2011 10:34:02 AM

wut. I didn't even say anything.

1/13/2011 10:34:58 AM

that zodiac sign link up there is crazy. I would go from a scorpio to a virgo - which is two signs back

1/13/2011 10:35:27 AM

^^hahaha I saw dbmcknight say he wanted popcorn, and I read it as you- I'm just so used to seeing you say "dammit- now I'm craving wings/sushi/toot-n-tell/etc" whenever anyone mentions it

1/13/2011 10:39:21 AM

smart brett is smart

1/13/2011 10:41:02 AM

I am so giddy after hearing Incubabe's heartbeat I don't even care that I dropped and cracked the screen on my iPhone.

1/13/2011 10:51:54 AM

I think I'm getting sick again

1/13/2011 11:07:25 AM

i'm craving some a chicken kabob pita sammich from Neomonde

and I think I'll get one today

1/13/2011 11:11:51 AM

Kitteh checked out fine, and this rabies shot is good for three years- yay! Now what to do with the rest of my day....

1/13/2011 11:31:35 AM

Now I also want Neomonde. I suppose that is my payback for the popcorn incident.

1/13/2011 11:32:37 AM

I wish I were born between 1965 and 1973.

1/13/2011 11:32:51 AM

5^ feel better soon!

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 11:35 AM. Reason : tjtj]

1/13/2011 11:33:13 AM

nabs or zaxby's for lunch?


this is the question

1/13/2011 12:01:44 PM

zalad

1/13/2011 12:02:50 PM

casey, we got 2nd tuesday night fyi

1/13/2011 12:03:22 PM

YAY!

i'll definitely be back next week...

i was already in bed, nearly asleep when you texted on tuesday

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 12:05 PM. Reason : ^^i don't want a zalad but i do think i'll get zaxby's]

1/13/2011 12:05:02 PM

even with the saps-atoge!

1/13/2011 12:05:14 PM

dang, that was early. were you sick?

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ^hahaha]

1/13/2011 12:06:35 PM

daaaaaaaaayum, new atrium.

NO VEGETARIAN SUSHI! GRR!

Can we arrange a tww sushi party? I really want sushi

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

1/13/2011 12:06:40 PM

Come one, come all, see the dumb fucking moron who looks at a class scheduled "Wednesday," loudly proclaims, "This class is on Thursday!," then doesn't show up to the first class of the semester because he thinks its on Thursday and also it's probably the most important class with the least tolerance for absence that he will ever take.

Fruit will be available for throwing at the dumb fucking moron. Fresh fruit $1, rotten fruit $5.

1/13/2011 12:13:26 PM

ho hum, again

1/13/2011 12:14:09 PM

I'm going to nail Harold in the face with a snowball on the way back from lunch. Its going to be sweet revenge for him turning the lights off while I shat last week.

1/13/2011 12:21:02 PM

I hate sitting around waiting for work to come in

especially when I'm still getting paid hourly and my boss is a stickler for having 40 billable hours a week

1/13/2011 12:27:37 PM

Quote :

"i'm craving some a chicken kabob pita sammich from Neomonde"

I love that sandwich, except that it always takes forever for them to make it if I don't call ahead.

1/13/2011 12:32:33 PM

what the hell did I do to my neck.

1/13/2011 12:33:36 PM

Does anyone know what's in a Hawaiian roll? google's not really helping much.

1/13/2011 12:33:56 PM