hey, i'm seein' double... 4 Krusty's!

9/17/2001 11:41:06 AM

"blah!"
-Nicolette Rose Allen

9/17/2001 11:43:12 AM

"No beer and no tv make homer go something something."

"Crazy?"

"Don't mind if I DOOO!!!! Whoooo!"

9/17/2001 11:44:27 AM

Lenny = White
Carl = Black

9/17/2001 12:10:27 PM

Me lose brain? Uh oh

9/17/2001 12:13:38 PM

*Homer bombardes lenny after mr. burns' request to do so*
*Burns laughs*
*Homer bombardes lenny again*
*Burns laughs*
*Homer hits Karl*

GOOD GOD MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S KARL!!!

9/17/2001 12:14:20 PM

OW, MY EYE! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET PUDDING IN IT!

9/17/2001 12:15:18 PM

Look a clown!
Do you think he's evil?
He smells evil.
Should we tell dad?
No, let's poke him with the stick some more.

9/17/2001 12:18:11 PM

Bart - "and i'll start smoking, and give that up!"

Homer - "good job bart... quitting smoking is one of the hardest things to do"

Lisa - "but he didnt DO anything!"

Homer - "didnt he, lisa? didnt he? ...oh wait a minute, he DIDNT!!"

9/17/2001 12:24:20 PM

Homer and Bart, standing in front of Michael Jackson and his "stick figure pals"...

Run boy, they have us outnumbered!

Dad, there's only one real one.

Homer: But which one?!

9/17/2001 12:33:19 PM

nrallen: the show is probably now considered represenative of culture in the late 20th century.

9/17/2001 1:30:12 PM

Dog's are idiots! Smithers, what would you think if I started sniffing your crotch and humping your leg?

If you did it, sir?

9/17/2001 2:26:43 PM

me fail english? thats unpossible.

9/17/2001 2:48:33 PM

We can't stop it! It's solar powered!

Solar power. When will people ever learn?

9/17/2001 2:49:38 PM

Homer: it's a handgun! isn't it gret? this is the trigger, and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die.

9/17/2001 2:51:20 PM

Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!

9/17/2001 2:53:00 PM

no, lisa, daddy does his taxes a year ahead of time, so that next year... D'OH!

9/17/2001 3:19:19 PM

You've got to help us doc!

Yeah, we've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!

9/17/2001 5:28:53 PM

There's a glaring omission for this to be a Simpsons quote thread...

DOH!

9/17/2001 5:56:14 PM

Well, as long as they continue to have unexpected plot twists with sexy results, then I'm hooked.

9/17/2001 6:02:17 PM

"Tastes like....BURNING!"

9/17/2001 6:04:03 PM

The lemon rock one is great, but the best was homer:

Homer: "Hello, I believe you have a letter for me. My name is Mr. Burns."

Teller:"Okay Mr Burns, whats your first name?"

Homer:"I don't know"

9/17/2001 6:15:11 PM

"We should have lived together first."

That one will be said in a few minutes on channel 2

9/17/2001 6:16:33 PM

"Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand!"

9/17/2001 6:38:47 PM

Your ideas intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Extended warranty? How can I lose!

9/17/2001 6:39:19 PM

He's perfect! I'll take him! Does you have him in blonde?

9/17/2001 6:41:58 PM

Quote :

"Quiet brain or i'll stab you with a Q-tip!!!"

9/17/2001 6:42:20 PM

Moe: I've got a hot date tonight.
Polygraph: BUZZ!
Moe: All right! I'm going to stay at home at oggle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Polygraph: Buzz!
Moe: ......Sears catalog. Now come on, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
Polygraph: Buzz!

9/17/2001 7:06:20 PM

Investigator: "Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"

Moe: "Noo!"

*bzz*

Moe: "Alright maybe I did but I didnt shoot him."

*ding*

Investigator: "Checks out. Ok sir, your free to go."

Moe: "Good, cause I got a hot date tonight"

*buzz*

"A date"

*buzz*

"Dinner with friends"

*buzz*

"Dinner alone"

*buzz*

"Watching TV alone"

*buzz*

"Alright, Im gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria secrect catologue."

*buzz*

"... sears catologue"

*ding*

"Now would you unhook this already please, I dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment."

*buzz*

[Edited on September 17, 2001 at 7:14 PM. Reason : g]

9/17/2001 7:14:08 PM

Ha, it took me too long to type it all out.

9/17/2001 7:15:13 PM

you don't win friends with salad!

9/17/2001 7:15:30 PM

Since I don't feel like being the Simpson's Ninja today, I'll let these misquotes slide.



Can't they get a pole for that sign?

9/17/2001 7:17:02 PM

"theres only one thing to do at a time like this.... Strut!"

9/17/2001 7:25:30 PM

calm down sir! you're going to give yourself skin failure!

9/17/2001 7:52:19 PM

"At last the world will is safe, eh fallout boy?"

"Whats for lunch tommorow?"


"NEEEEXT"

"Chicken Necks?"

9/17/2001 11:19:51 PM

"My cat's breath smells like catfood"

9/17/2001 11:24:20 PM

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

Shopkeeper: ... I must warn you the doll is cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogert!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The frogert is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
[Silence; Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

Lisa: I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires.
Homer: But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal. [holds up box] [sings to "Sugar Crisp" tune] Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp ...
Marge: I'm having a hard time seeing. Homer, did you remember to put the fog lights in?
Homer: [still singing] Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in.

9/17/2001 11:29:04 PM

"I gave my love a chicken...it had no bones....mmmmmmm.chicken"

9/17/2001 11:36:44 PM

Hmmmmm...They have the internet on computers now.

Marge...you being a cop makes you the man! And that makes me the woman! And I have no interest in that whatsoever...except for occasionaly wearing the underwear, which as we've discussed, is simply a comfort thing.

9/18/2001 9:09:29 AM

"you're all nuts"

9/18/2001 9:15:45 AM

"Aaah, sweet bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial right now."

9/18/2001 10:59:20 AM

"leaves of three let it be...leaves of four eat some more"

9/18/2001 12:34:35 PM

mmmm waffle runoff

9/18/2001 2:20:08 PM

Homer:
Awww twenty dollars; but I wanted a peanut.

Homer's brain:
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer:
Explain.

Homer's Brain:
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer:
WOHOOO!!!

9/18/2001 4:27:24 PM

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS!!!

9/18/2001 5:17:46 PM

Can you pee in it?

9/18/2001 5:20:36 PM

"since when was christmas just about the presents? aren't we forgetting what this day is all about??
.... The birth of Santa?"

9/18/2001 6:41:56 PM

can we skip church?

9/18/2001 6:44:30 PM

"didi, why are you following me?"
"because we are stuck together dexteeeeeeeeeer"

9/18/2001 6:53:00 PM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

9/18/2001 7:01:03 PM