Try laying around in a hospital bed for hours and then seeing the hot nurse that is gonna be there when they stick a catheter in you....

8/18/2005 11:48:06 PM

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"this fairly attractive she-doc said "Drop your pants, Lieutenant, and let's see what you're packin'"

haha... that's awesome

8/18/2005 11:48:27 PM

yall still can't stop talking about his wanker anyways

8/18/2005 11:50:34 PM

^^If you had a small dick that would be the worst thing a doctor could say to you. It's like "Hey, let's keep this professional" and then suddenly it's the worst day you've ever had.

[Edited on August 18, 2005 at 11:52 PM. Reason : /]

8/18/2005 11:51:46 PM

^^^well, that part was a lie to make the story funnier. she was a little more professional than that.

but she checked my naughty bits out pretty thoroughly, and i would prefer that than some dude playing with my piece.



[Edited on August 18, 2005 at 11:54 PM. Reason : afds]

8/18/2005 11:53:11 PM

oh... well it would have been awesome. not professional, but i would have gotten a kick out of it if she had sad that to me before a physical. haha

8/19/2005 12:03:35 AM

Quote :

"it cant be true God is not that cruel."

Quote :

"^perhaps you missed that whole "holocaust" thing"

that is the best thing i have heard. ever.

8/19/2005 3:21:14 AM

the Holocaust just happens to be well-publicized and in a Western society. that shit happens all along...see also Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, Slobadan Milosevic, Saddam Hussein, half of the continent of Africa, Genghis Khan, Japanese occupation of Manchuria...

8/19/2005 2:22:22 PM

not to mention those god-damn mongolians

8/19/2005 3:04:36 PM

He's hot no matter what. lol
Besides,it's not just the dick that matters. hehe
Also,it's not erect so it proves nothing,except that he's uncut,which is not always a bad thing.

8/19/2005 5:46:00 PM

he can give me a not-so-deep dickin'

8/19/2005 5:53:00 PM

LITTLEDICK LAW

11/3/2005 2:09:04 PM

^ random as hell

11/3/2005 8:15:50 PM

Quote :

"other than any time you have to unfurl it for the doctor, it refuses to show up with its game face on"

ahahah

it's funny cause it's true

11/3/2005 8:31:21 PM

I feel somewhat wrong for seeing that.

11/3/2005 9:25:14 PM

11/3/2005 10:04:27 PM

Quote :

"he can give me a not-so-deep dickin'"

hah. sigh.

11/3/2005 10:36:34 PM

11/17/2005 1:56:48 PM

Turn you head and cough Son.

11/17/2005 2:29:54 PM

it's not that small... geez

11/17/2005 2:30:26 PM

Quote :

"He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure"

LOLO

11/17/2005 3:41:42 PM