Now that is a quote

1/17/2006 7:59:16 PM

Bush vs. Bush
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=12814

1/17/2006 8:44:11 PM

last night's episode used "the taint" and "the shocker" during a discussion about political corruption. sorry, don't have a quote for ya

1/18/2006 7:09:14 AM

good lord they ran that taint thing into the ground, but it was so good

1/18/2006 9:16:13 AM

Hillary Clinton: "It is my privilege to introduce to you the last, great Democratic President."

Jon Stewart: "Oh my God! FDR's alive! They cured polio, how did they do it? He's alive!"

1/18/2006 5:33:13 PM

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/01/18.html#a6761

the "tainted" video

1/19/2006 12:30:05 PM

you know what is so funny about "lock box"

bush has talked a lot more about "privatization" than gore ever talked about "lockbox"

1/19/2006 12:41:42 PM

I don't want to bother looking up the exact quote, so this may not be word for word, but here is one of my favorites:

After the pope died, some republican faces were speaking at various press conferences touting how the pope's beliefs and values were strongly aligned with the republican party and agenda. Then reporters quickly jumped in asking things like, "Wasn't the pope staunchly against the war in Iraq?" and, "didn't the pope have a serious problem with the death penalty?" Whoever was being asked the questions on each of the occasions said something along the lines of, "I'd prefer not to talk about that right now" ...anyways they cut to Stewart who says:

"Please reporters, please, in the name of the holy father, can you please just not point out our bullshit just this once?"

1/19/2006 3:30:44 PM

when he quietly said after one segment back in late 2003/early 2004:

"those fuckers!"

in reference to something that some al queda honcho said in one of the tapes that al jazeera played in response to the beginning of the war with iraq about how we had no right to attack iraq even though we gave saddam a month long ultimatum.

[Edited on January 19, 2006 at 10:49 PM. Reason : for me, the show hasn't been particularly funny since about mid'03 when they geared up to push kerry]

1/19/2006 10:48:26 PM

On the Bush v. Bush, debate... did he actually cut and paste file footage to put that together? Or did they dub in fake quotes? The reason I'm asking is that I wanna show one of my polisci profs. that. He's teaching the American Presidency and this morning we were comparing Bush's 1st term agenda with the second term.

plz to hlp, k, thx.

1/20/2006 12:37:34 PM

i believe it's 100% legit.

1/20/2006 1:23:42 PM

Quote :

"On the Bush v. Bush, debate... did he actually cut and paste file footage to put that together? Or did they dub in fake quotes?"

it was all cut and paste, when TDS dubs or fakes bush shit, its COMPLETELY obvious. its was all real footage.

[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 1:26 PM. Reason : 9]

1/20/2006 1:26:22 PM

It was Bush actually talking, so no dubs.

The majority of his 2000 speak was from the debates with Gore.

1/21/2006 11:01:23 AM

"Just quit cramming it down my throat."

1/24/2006 11:18:39 PM

tough thread bc it is mostly delivery that makes it funny

1/25/2006 2:38:36 AM

Anyone remember back when Kilborn was hosting and in response to a letter he wrote lyrics to the theme song...all I remember is the refrain, "Why don't you watch it, it's the dail...eee...show."

1/25/2006 11:37:22 AM

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/01/25.html#a6850
TDS did a send up of Bush's speech the other day over in Kansas.

1/25/2006 3:07:51 PM