this isnt too bad, but the playboy shit, and those mirrors have to go



[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 6:58 PM. Reason : and 16in wheels with 40 series tires? wtf thats some reggie shit right there]

1/20/2006 6:57:43 PM

that wrx is the only decent looking car there. Thank god you didnt make into a fish bait.

1/20/2006 7:01:52 PM

Jeez thats the ugliest thing ever. Somewhere the original owner(BMW) is rolling over in the grave and if he isn't dead...that killed him...He'd rather die than see his Bimmer go down like that... Thats more Ricer than anything!

1/20/2006 7:08:38 PM

Beamer was modeled after the Need For Speed most wanted BMW,


this is what the kid said that he wanted....

u know if someone says they want their car to look like a giant dick ill do it if the moneys right.
not that I would like it but I would appreciate the work that went into making it actually what the customer wanted....

[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

1/20/2006 10:16:10 PM

how much would it be to put lambo doors on my MR2 new body style not old of course

1/20/2006 10:36:44 PM

god damnit I wish I still had my beater van, I'd let them rice it out.

1/20/2006 10:50:07 PM

those are fucking horrible

1/20/2006 10:51:11 PM

well you are a fucking idiot jatncstate ...if you will do anything for money then you would obviously do work that would compromise your "businesses" name, any reputable shop doesn't get there by doing fucked up nigger work. that does not get you business, doin shit right, that the vast majority of people in that market agree looks good does.

1/20/2006 11:46:43 PM

Quote :

"this is what the kid said that he wanted...."

you fail

1/21/2006 12:28:50 AM

^^everything I do, I do right... but anything can be bought for a price(excluding poor "quality" work)... Im sure if someone offered u 1,000 dollars profit to do something u could do, you would not turn it down... but I appreciate the comments anyway

^u can not disagree that the cars do not resemble each other (making an '86 BMW(what the kid gave us to work with) resemble a '06 BMW)

**I would never compromise to something that would hurt sound quality

**I would put 20 TV's in a car though and that is something that I would not agree with


[Edited on January 21, 2006 at 12:36 AM. Reason : .]

1/21/2006 12:33:52 AM

dont get me wrong, im not saying recreating something like that would be simple. but sometimes, u just gotta tell people that it aint gonna happen

1/21/2006 12:41:14 AM

so can you do floormats or what?

1/21/2006 1:36:41 AM

why dont you picts of your interior work instead of these piece of shit riced out monstrosities?

1/21/2006 1:37:47 AM

Quote :

"ill do it if the moneys right"

O RLY??

1/21/2006 3:02:42 AM

jatncstate so what you're saying is that for the right price you'll cut your dick off and bond it to the hood as a hood ornament? you said anything for the right price? all that we are trying to say is that you can't approach your business, even though i use that term lightly since its really a crock of steaming shit, with the attitude that you can and will do whatever for money. you can't do whatever. i promise that you do not have the knowledge to do alot of body work that you promise you can do. eat shit and stfu

1/21/2006 8:57:57 AM

^^^^Floormats would be out sourced, so no I can not do them personally but we have someone who can..

^Have u not read my other posts. I ONLY DO AUDIO/VIDEO/ALARMS, I work for misfit kustomz and the only car that I have did with them is the BMW, sound creations is all of my own work. As far as being a professional at body work, They made a complete kit for a nissan out of metal that u can kick and it wont crack out, and from the other work I have seen I would doubt their body work. They weld and mold in their lambo door hinges no bolt ons, so everything appears stock. And the owner has did this for 35 years so Im pretty sure he has quite a bit of knowledge. Would u care to say anything else that would allow people to think your cool because u can "pwn" me.

1/21/2006 9:59:12 AM

why would you put a lift kit on something, and then big chrome rims? I mean, wouldn't they get scratched up if you were off roading?

That scooby is ok, although instead of a bodykit I would have gone with a nice suspension setup or a bigger turbo - I do like the FMIC if that's what that thing is in the grill

[Edited on January 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM. Reason : lambo doors on an MR2? you're joking right]

1/21/2006 11:58:52 AM

Quote :

"^^everything I do, I do right... but anything can be bought for a price(excluding poor "quality" work)... Im sure if someone offered u 1,000 dollars profit to do something u could do, you would not turn it down... but I appreciate the comments anyway"

Quote :

"taking an 85 BMW 5 series and making it look like that for a kid for FREE does seem pretty "gay" to me"

wait.. what?

1/21/2006 1:21:39 PM

that doesnt look anything like a 2006 BMW.

1/21/2006 4:28:12 PM

^^Making a kids wish come true who could die if he dont get a kidney I would say that would make "the price right".....

^as far as looks it was supposed to be kitted out, have the reverse paint job, spoiler, custom interior, and custom grill.... aka matching the NFSMW car....

and if u want to get technical this

is a 2006 BMW M3

the one in the game is a 2005 M3

RESEMBLE not be a mirror image


[Edited on January 21, 2006 at 6:16 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2006 6:10:30 PM

Whats the deal on Cavalier with the fucked up side? Is that supposed to show your great bodywork skillz? Shit I've seen stuff 10x worse than that at work everyday that gets fucking fixed at the bodyshop I'm in, and we certainly don't post any picture or any shit like that. Of course we do have picture of the fully restored Chevelle we did and the fire truck that they rebuilt, and shit like that, but no pictures of a scratched up rear quarter panel on a POS Cavalier.

1/21/2006 10:13:05 PM

^Sorry sir, if u did not take the time to read the above post, I do not do any of the body work, and the only car that I worked on was the BMW so far... I was just hired on and am currently working the Audio/Video/Alarm System for a Mercedes S500 and a Catalina, as far as the pics to show their work on body work the site does nothing, but just to get the name out and how to contact them I posted their site.... which I now see was a very bad idea because of assholes such as yourself that love to see if they can "pwn" me more than the other guy did....

1/21/2006 11:56:46 PM

japanexpressxx (11:59:16 PM): hey
Joel x Mercer (11:59:24 PM): pimp my ride
Joel x Mercer (11:59:33 PM): \thread
Joel x Mercer (11:59:37 PM): hilarious
japanexpressxx (11:59:44 PM): haha I know
Joel x Mercer (11:59:52 PM): to funny for
Joel x Mercer (11:59:56 PM): complete sentence

1/21/2006 11:59:59 PM

^didnt u want me to do an audio system in your car... if u are japanexpress01

and I did do a system in synapse car, so he can support the quality of work i do...


[Edited on January 22, 2006 at 12:23 AM. Reason : .]

1/22/2006 12:16:43 AM

I've tried to get up with you more than once about a box/console for my truck and can't get a straight answer. I need something more than you telling me you can do anything and leaving it at that.

1/22/2006 12:36:31 AM

^Give me a price range, but pretty much a custom fiberglass console that will house the CD Player/TV/any other electroic controller to a fiberglass box in the back to house say 2 12" subwoofers and an amp will start at $1000 painted... price will drop drasticly for wood and carpet only, and will rise drasticly for custom paints/air brushing....Your more than welcome to come by and let me take a look at your truck to give u more ideas in person because its kind of long, drawn out, and confusing to explain an exact idea for your truck that I havent even seen nor know exactly what u have and want to put into it....

1/22/2006 12:50:38 AM

Man...

Move the business into an area where people don't want to devalue their cars with ugly mods.

1/22/2006 12:53:04 AM

^recommendations and fundings are welcome, until them ill do what people pay me to do

1/22/2006 12:58:02 AM

do you vacuum bag?

epoxy infuse?

Autoclave?


Oh wait, let me guess... wet layup with bubbles the size of my head.

1/22/2006 12:59:29 AM

How about smack in the middle of preston.

Promise to make Alfred Stewart IV Jr's new bimmer look like an extra ten grand, but only after he spends fifteen.

1/22/2006 1:01:29 AM

^^vacumm bag only for carbon fiber applications

expoxy infuse - they use some kind of fuseor or something like that, which bonds the two surfaces together and then they reinforce it with braces as needed

autoclave-im assuming they dont do that being I dont know what it is, only thing I could find was that is was some type of device to heat up water past its boiling point, I would actually like to know in what cases this is used to fix a car...

hopefully i understood all of your terms correctly....

1/22/2006 11:39:36 AM

yo this car was at the quality mart gas station by our shop saturday. its....interesting.

1/22/2006 11:43:14 AM

^^ so do you just work at some nigger ass shop and are their help out doing bitch work bitch? cause you are talking alot about other people's work now, i know i could be wrong though so just give some clarification....also

Quote :

" was just hired on and am currently working the Audio/Video/Alarm System for a Mercedes S500 and a Catalina"

you talk like thats a huge fuckin job like building a car from the ground up or something, its a fucking audio, video, and alarm job, the hardest shit has to be building a box or putting a fuckin monitor in a headrest...hell, most competent people could finish that in a few days of lunch breaks

1/22/2006 11:55:36 AM

did that kid even like that damn thing? cause if someone took my old bimmer and made it look like that, id be pissed.
also, why is it called a "bmw/mustang" i saw where you said it has a mustang bumper or some shit on it, but if it was modeled after that video game one, then why?

1/22/2006 12:12:48 PM

Q: And are those racing rims on the Bimmer like the game car it was modeled after?

A: no they are bling bling ghetto fab dub minus dueces

1/22/2006 12:46:15 PM

^agreed, rims make the bmw look like shit. Should have gotten some non-chromed bmw rims like the deep dish rims from newer m3's like sparky's



[Edited on January 22, 2006 at 2:52 PM. Reason : image]

1/22/2006 2:48:56 PM

^^^^I am the only one there doing audio/video/alarm

Mercedes is getting
-Alarm which takes a picture and sends it to the remote when someone breaks in, modules to roll up front and rear windows and auto vents at 100 degrees, module to roll sunroof front, back, up and down, tire pressure system that flashes a warning when the tire pressure gets too low in a wheel, a custom fiberglass painted box, flushed in puddle lights all the way around, I have to fix the wiring problems that someone else messed up at another shop for the doors, Indash screen, navigation, bluetooth phone adapter, and modules will be flushed in and painted to match the car

Catalina is getting
-complete fiberglass dash, console, and complete rear seating area
-2005 Pontiac Grand Am dash, with all digital gauges and AC/Heat rerouted
-4 bucket seats
-2 JL 3 way component sets, 2 JL W6's, 2 JL 500/1 Amps, 1 JL 500 4 channel amp
-11" touchscreen computer interfaced dash, wireless internet, touchpad mouse flushed in, fingerprint reader flushed in to log onto computer, 12" TV in the back, 2 7" tvs in the visors with cameras(aka expensive vanity mirrors)
-Custom made mini pc
-Hideaway TV for the passengers personal use
-A projector screen that will rise out of a custom fiberglass enclosure on acutators
-Along with the remote start, keyless, alarm 2 way pager deal

Come to think about it, its not that huge of a job. I guess we all cant be as good as you icanread

^^Q: Were those rims FREE

A: yes, yes they were FREE

[Edited on January 22, 2006 at 2:59 PM. Reason : .]

1/22/2006 2:59:18 PM

^nope, it sucks that you can't, , why the fuck would a customer put some nigger shit like a fingerprint id to get on the computer?, since the car itself is so secured, why do you need a fingerprint module to get on the computer?...fingerprint start sounds fuckin badass though if you can do that for cheap id even let you put that on my car, shit....sounds like some james bond or mission impossible shit....how much does all that shit retail for?

1/22/2006 3:11:00 PM

It dont matter if there rims were for free. they just throw the look of the car to be ghetto

1/22/2006 3:22:35 PM

^^all that stuff retails for around $7,000

1/22/2006 6:13:28 PM

You can get fingerprint readers for 10 bucks, then an old laptop under seat mounted, and a little controller to interface it to the ignition. maybe like 200 bucks in parts to do it.

1/22/2006 7:02:18 PM

i got an hp fingerprint scanner and software for 15 bucks, worked ok, but it wasn't that special.

1/22/2006 8:10:53 PM

^agreed that is kind of useless is inexpensive, but people that see u login to your computer by using your thumbprint instead of a password might think its semi-cool

1/22/2006 9:02:18 PM

yea it would be a 1000 times more cool and useful if it could be used to start the car.

1/23/2006 12:20:17 AM

some e46 m3 wheels might have helped....but really no way to make a 5 series BIMMER look like an E46 M3...not possible

1/23/2006 12:30:46 AM

^^Im close, using the clifford G5 remote start/alarm system, which will integrate into a pc.... just have to have a program that will ask for a password if remote start is clicked within the program and "tada" swipe your fingerprint and it will start... maybe not the exact idea u had but somewhere close to starting your car with your fingerprint

module sites if ur wanting to try it
http://www.clifford.com/g5/wizard/default.asp
http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/productdetails.aspx?pid=036

1/23/2006 1:56:58 AM