Like an igloo?

1/24/2006 8:53:59 AM

Nobody tells me its not you its me... I invented its not you its me... if its anybody, its me

1/24/2006 9:30:46 AM

OK OK, it's you.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME.

1/24/2006 9:46:15 AM

Is that a junior mint?

1/24/2006 9:48:09 AM

its chocolate, its mint, its delicious.

1/24/2006 10:02:50 AM

kenny?



KENNY?

1/24/2006 12:46:14 PM

He's a re-gifter

1/24/2006 12:52:29 PM

man hands

1/24/2006 1:03:18 PM

i bet jews get pissed when you transpose the i and the e

1/24/2006 1:26:06 PM

the executive

1/24/2006 7:45:01 PM

serenity now!

1/24/2006 7:46:08 PM

Sweet fancy Moses

1/24/2006 7:54:37 PM

Sack Lunch

1/24/2006 7:56:52 PM

The sea was angry that day, my friend.. like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

1/24/2006 7:57:52 PM

hamstrings... korea



$139.95 for the first 6 seasons (all they've released so far) on amazon.

1/24/2006 8:01:34 PM

double post

[Edited on January 24, 2006 at 8:02 PM. Reason : .]

1/24/2006 8:02:14 PM

[Edited on January 24, 2006 at 8:02 PM. Reason : triple post wtf?]

1/24/2006 8:02:16 PM

The Big Salad.

1/24/2006 8:14:49 PM

TA...MA...LE

1/24/2006 8:15:05 PM

who are you george costanza?

I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met.

1/24/2006 8:47:31 PM

You could throw a rock out a window and hit somebody better than me.

1/24/2006 9:57:26 PM

1/24/2006 10:02:32 PM

cartwright...

seinfeld four!

1/24/2006 10:10:05 PM

seifeld

1/24/2006 10:13:01 PM

Quote :

"seifeld"

1/24/2006 10:17:18 PM

Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee....

Finder's fee? It was on the lot!

Yeah that's right.

1/24/2006 10:28:56 PM

One large jumbalya please...


JUMBALYA!!!

1/24/2006 10:50:17 PM

no soup for you

1/24/2006 10:53:11 PM

jfk jr.

1/24/2006 11:09:34 PM

snapple?

1/24/2006 11:22:15 PM

1/25/2006 12:07:08 AM

license plate ASSMAN

1/25/2006 12:16:10 AM

Quote :

"snapple?"

no, too fruity

1/25/2006 12:52:52 AM

Believe it or not
George isn't at home
so leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not i'm not home

1/25/2006 1:15:04 AM

STELLA!

1/25/2006 11:07:46 AM

War What is it Good For?

1/25/2006 11:11:11 AM

can't stand ja!

1/25/2006 1:20:05 PM

Crazy Joe Devola

1/25/2006 2:46:16 PM

you're throuuuugh...soup nazi...

1/25/2006 2:47:09 PM

hes a high talker

1/25/2006 3:58:15 PM

and my diaphragm goes flying!

1/25/2006 4:12:49 PM

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!

1/25/2006 6:13:51 PM

pigman

1/25/2006 6:14:25 PM

So basically its every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves

1/25/2006 6:16:50 PM

Buck Naked

Quote :

"Believe it or not George isn't at home so leave a message at the beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not i'm not home"

Anyone know the name of the song was this taken from--I heard it the other day on the radio and couldn't stop laughing.



[nevrmind I found it] It was from the 80's TV show "The Greatest American Hero"

[Edited on January 25, 2006 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2006 6:26:38 PM

awesome, i was wondering that too.

1/25/2006 7:30:50 PM

look to the cookie

1/25/2006 8:59:15 PM

Top of the muffin to ya!

1/25/2006 9:05:38 PM

Are we not human?
If we pick, do we not bleed?
I am not an animal!

1/25/2006 9:20:18 PM

I hate Step Nine! Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? Can't find anything. I need a drink. Ah, daquiri ice. Here we go. What are you looking at? Get out! Come on, can't you see we're closed?! Get out!

1/25/2006 10:01:35 PM