and that is why i want to kill ppl on the drive home every day.

2/9/2006 2:44:02 PM

did they have one of those bumper stickers that say "I'm driving this way just to piss you off"?

because from what I hear, people do it a lot.

I know I do.

[Edited on February 9, 2006 at 2:45 PM. Reason : ]

2/9/2006 2:45:08 PM

i like the way the autobahn is setup.. i wish they would do that here.

left lane 70mph
middle lane 60mph
right lane 50mph

if you're going to fast or too slow for your lane, you get pulled.

edit:
but, that would require ppl to pay attention to driving and not be idiots. that (paying attention to driving) makes it really hard to put on your makeup or talk on the phone...

[Edited on February 9, 2006 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2006 2:48:25 PM

I just wanted to btt this after merging onto I-Fucking-95 at 38 MPH.

WTF BITCH IN A DODGE DYNASTY?

2/13/2006 10:39:41 AM

Dear the stupid motherfucker I almost rear-ended last night,

I am driving a subruban. It's a big fucking car and it doesn't like to stop. I was going 70mph because, well, that's just how fast you go on the interstate if you're sane. You were driving an Accord and trying to merge at ~35mph (and cut right in front of me and STILL didn't accelerate) because you thought that was a 'safe' way to drive with your little family. After lots of sliding and smoke from the tires, I managed to not rear-end you which would have completely destroyed your little plastic car while doing little to no damage to my own.

Please, learn to fucking drive and grow some god damn balls.

Sincerely,
Asshole

PS You suck at life.

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ed]

2/13/2006 11:02:32 AM

p.s....In case it wasn't clear, I was stuck behind the lady in the Dynasty while trying to merge.

2/13/2006 11:11:13 AM

I wish we could get the contents of this thread published in the "learn to drive" brocshure that they give to mexicans at the DMV.

2/13/2006 11:27:45 AM

i got my saab 900 (it is a turbo) up to 185 on the on ramp to the beltline off western the other night but then the limiter kicked in and it turned off my engine and started applying my brakes. i was all like "wtf my car is broken!" then i realized what had happend

2/13/2006 11:32:43 AM

not even possible if that was kph

2/13/2006 11:33:38 AM

^^^ you say that like mexicans are the only ones who need it.. completely forgetting about all those damned soccer moms.

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 11:34 AM. Reason : ^^^]

2/13/2006 11:34:22 AM

^^stfu you don't know me

2/13/2006 11:34:59 AM

^^^^ I wonder if the Mexicans can spell brochure any better than you

^^^you're full of shit. even in kph that's like 120mph, not a chance

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 11:35 AM. Reason : ^]

2/13/2006 11:35:16 AM

^^ he doesnt have to know you to know that you're full of shit from what you just said.

2/13/2006 11:57:53 AM

mrT omfg i was right behind you and gaining at 190!

2/13/2006 12:00:00 PM

wtf you bitch about people driving slow then when i relate my story of doing the opposite you say i lie.

2/13/2006 12:02:17 PM

that would be tough to pull off in an enzo, maybe an F-1, but definately not a saab

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 12:08 PM. Reason : we have another gargs here]

2/13/2006 12:08:38 PM

w/e i bet none of you have even driven a SAAB before, much less a 900 SE

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 12:16 PM. Reason : douchebags]

2/13/2006 12:16:43 PM

I'm helpless without spellchecker.

In the real world, we have tools like spellchecker and calculators to do the mundane gruntwork so that our brains can focus on higher functions.

My Dad used to own Saabs exclusively, so yeah I've driven one or two, and they start pooping out at around 90.

$5 says its a toll-alias.

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2006 12:34:51 PM

toll aliases have to pay $1.25 every 2 posts

2/13/2006 12:37:27 PM

just looked up the saab 900se stats - even gave you the benefit of the doubt that it's a '98 - you're story is bullshit

2/13/2006 12:40:34 PM

I owned a 1998 900 with the 2.0t.
- Top speed was governed at 143.
- When you hit top speed it cuts the turbo boost. It doesn't turn the engine off because that is a good way to kill somebody. The power cut is so smooth you don't even feel it unlike cars that actually cut the fuel.
- When you hit top speed it does not apply the brakes.
- You would need like 500 HP to get that car to 180.

I dunno why I'm even taking the time to post this.

[Edited on February 13, 2006 at 1:05 PM. Reason : brakes ]

2/13/2006 12:50:28 PM

^haha, yeah i thought my description of the speed limiter would make people realize it was not real...oh well

2/13/2006 12:51:43 PM

you just failed at life

2/13/2006 1:04:48 PM

Quote :

"btw--P Nis refuses to drive in any lane other than the left even though he does 60 in a 65."

as far as Im concerned there is only one lane...the left one

and the only time im driving as slow as 60 is when I have to slow down for the school zones

[Edited on February 16, 2006 at 7:37 PM. Reason : I pass so I stay in the passin]

2/16/2006 7:34:37 PM