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3/13/2006 10:43:40 AM

Have sex with a woman!

3/13/2006 12:21:26 PM

eat a botulism sandwich

3/13/2006 1:36:36 PM

take up scientology

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ]

3/13/2006 1:43:09 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462395/trailers

holy christ watch the fucking trailer, its what you see before you die and go to hell

3/13/2006 1:43:12 PM

actually, if this is anything like Joe Dirt, it could be funny

3/13/2006 1:44:28 PM

except Joe Dirt wasn't funny

3/13/2006 3:15:23 PM

you like to see homos naked thats cool man



that movie was great

3/13/2006 3:26:32 PM

the funny thing is

bruce bruce is in the movie and he is about 10 times funnier than larry

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 3:27 PM. Reason : a]

3/13/2006 3:27:11 PM

attend a Great White concert in Rhode Island
become a missionary in Fallujah
watch Mandy Moore movies for a week without sleep

3/13/2006 3:33:24 PM

drink Condoleeza Rice's urine

3/13/2006 3:34:05 PM

lick Richard Simmons' anus after he sweats to the oldies

3/13/2006 3:36:13 PM

Quote :

"you like to see homos naked thats cool man that movie was great"

If liking Joe Dirt is the standard by which we measure heterosexuality, there's a lot of cocksmokers running around this joint.

3/13/2006 6:39:04 PM

Have my heart dug out with a spoon

Listen to a John Tesh CD in its entirety

Screw Tyler Hansjob' mom

3/13/2006 11:58:57 PM

stab myself in the ear with a tack hammer until I passed out

3/16/2006 6:25:57 PM

floss my ass crack with a knife

3/16/2006 9:37:09 PM

stick my dick in a bucket of aids

3/16/2006 9:38:50 PM

have unprotected sex with jmwock

3/16/2006 9:39:21 PM

I'd actually try to eat fish.

I hate fish but I'd eat it, rather than see this movie.

3/16/2006 9:43:51 PM

discuss the implications of globalization with Ashley Simpson
lick the brickyard clean (after a visit from the horses, and Larry the Cable Guy)
Go and see "George W. Bush: Faith in the White House"

3/18/2006 11:45:26 PM

how many of ya'll faggots actually saw this

DON'T LIE

3/27/2006 4:37:03 PM

wad up a $10 bill and stick my finger in an electrical socket

3/27/2006 4:40:01 PM

how many of ya'll faggots actually saw this

DON'T LIE

5/11/2006 12:46:06 AM