More like TWOperman am i rite?!?

5/7/2006 7:29:19 PM

"You're bald."

5/7/2006 9:16:27 PM

MISS TESCHMACHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

5/7/2006 9:27:40 PM

Lois Lane is not that hot in the movie and she looks way too young.

Superman is not that big either.

5/7/2006 9:31:07 PM

I really dont like that its a continuation of the old series. I never liked the old movies.

5/7/2006 10:40:55 PM

hahahahahha

Quote :

"mean hey, if we didnt have Superman 3, there wouldnt be Office Space!"

5/7/2006 10:58:14 PM

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"Lois Lane is not that hot in the movie"

And Margot Kidder was?

5/7/2006 11:49:05 PM

if there ever was a need to re-cgi a movie, it would be to take margot kidder out and insert terri hatcher in

5/8/2006 8:08:09 AM

fuckin cgi

5/8/2006 9:32:56 AM

fuck shitty storylines

5/8/2006 10:47:23 AM

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"I was sold the second I saw Spacey as Lex Luthor."

Saw the trailer before MI 3 this weekend. Spacey is perfect for Lex Luthor. Does his appearance remind anyone of how he looked as Dr. Evil at the start of Austin Powers: Goldmember?

5/8/2006 12:19:04 PM

well he was bald, so I guess you've got something there

5/8/2006 2:10:57 PM

i know i dont follow the comics and whatnot, but superman went into retirement?

5/8/2006 2:57:15 PM

I know they would never do it.... but Kingdom Come could be a great Superman movie.

5/8/2006 4:28:53 PM

All I am expecting out of this move(because it pcked up the old storyline) is hopefully some kewl CGI of superman using his abilities WITH A LITTLE BIT OF COMMON SENSE!!!

If you can be that fast, have heat vision, fly, blow alot, and have x-ray vision; you HAVE to be able to use combinations of them to be badass as hell. I mean come on. Dont just stand there and blow at somone, fly superfast dodging this way and that, while shooting your heat ray, checking out the secretary's underwear out, while throwing a freaking tank at the bad guy.

Or you could just stand there and blow at something.

IF YOU CAN MOVE THAT FAST YOU REACTION TIMES HAVE TO BE SUPER FAST, NORMAL REALITY SHOULD MOVE SLOW TO SUPERMAN

[Edited on May 8, 2006 at 6:03 PM. Reason : CAPITAL LETTERS PROVE A POINT]

5/8/2006 6:02:37 PM

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"well he was bald, so I guess you've got something there "

haha lol

5/8/2006 6:04:14 PM

woah how did they get marlon brando in this thing?

[Edited on May 8, 2006 at 6:25 PM. Reason : .]

5/8/2006 6:15:36 PM

^ stock footage, its all from the other movies.

5/8/2006 7:21:54 PM

maybe he just turns on and off his rection time? that would be alot easier. so everything isnt twice as slow, like classes and work

5/9/2006 3:31:08 PM

i wish i could turn my rection time on and off. that would be handy

5/9/2006 8:43:03 PM

i like this trailer better...the music at the end is awesome and the slow-mo bullet in the eye scene rocks
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14647

5/21/2006 11:59:51 PM

^^you can, its called "pot"

5/22/2006 12:17:15 AM

^^ goddamn

5/22/2006 1:30:46 AM

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"Warner Bros. announced today that it is moving the release of Superman Returns ahead two days to boost ticket sales over the U.S. Independence Day holiday. The film, which was scheduled to be released on Friday, June 30, will now hit theaters on Wednesday, June 28, a full seven days before the Fourth of July holiday, Reuters reports."

5/31/2006 5:39:17 PM

http://lexluthor.ytmnd.com/

5/31/2006 5:43:59 PM

I don't know if this is already a well known fact or anything, but I doubt it since I usually find this shit out before most people...BUT....

Superman is going to be another one of those 2 hours fucking 45 minutes long movies....

6/8/2006 11:25:42 AM

ps

lois lane is engaged with a kid

superman is officially entering "baby momma drama" territory

also

the greatest american hero is basically a homewrecker now

gg singer

fuck this movie

6/8/2006 11:31:57 AM

I was really excited about Batman Begins and the Spiderman movies

but I have no urge to see this movie, and probably won't

I don't know why

6/8/2006 11:33:48 AM

^^ I should state that 2 hours 45 minutes is including previews. The actual movie is about 2 and a half hours

6/8/2006 11:36:58 AM

good grief

how many non-matinee screenings can you get out of a near-3 hour movie???

6/8/2006 11:45:20 AM

spider-man 3 trailer is attached to this movie

so some of you people might enjoy 2 minutes of the screening

6/8/2006 11:48:07 AM

^all depends on how many prints we recieve. We just put the first print on sale. 2 matinee. 2 evenings showings. noon, 3:30, 7:00, 10:20 I would imagine once we know for fact we are getting a second print it will be 11:00. 2:30, 6:15: 9:45 and a third would be like 1:00, 5:00, 8:00... so on, im pretty sure we will get 3, if not 4 prints

6/8/2006 11:49:24 AM

GOOD GRIEF FOUR SCREENS?

6/8/2006 12:21:18 PM

That's not unusual for such a big release. LOTR, Star Wars, Harry Potter, all that noise, they all got four or more at opening.

6/8/2006 12:25:35 PM

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"superman is officially entering "baby momma drama" territory"

6/8/2006 12:26:57 PM

Hahaha Superman is gonna go on Maury.

6/8/2006 2:47:30 PM

KAL EL

YOU ARE






























NOT
THE FATHER!



/does superman dance

6/8/2006 2:51:58 PM

my brother tried to tell me that Lois' kid was Clarks because in the last movie when he lost his powers they had sex...i didn't remember that happening


sooo???

6/8/2006 3:12:35 PM

Lex hit it without a dick rubber.

6/8/2006 3:13:56 PM

^^They fucked in Superman II. If this story is picking up where Superman II left off then I suppose it could be feasible, but the kid would still be half Kryptonian and I would assume could get some kind of powers if he hangs out at the Fortress of Solitude or something.

6/8/2006 3:24:43 PM

or like... under the sun

6/8/2006 5:38:19 PM

just think of how many bitches superman could fuck using his super powers

6/8/2006 5:53:23 PM

uhm


all of them


GRADE A+++ BABY MOMMA DRAMA

6/8/2006 6:01:03 PM

Well I figured that the kid might have to "turn on" his powers again like Superman did.

6/8/2006 6:30:37 PM

Def excited about this movie...Don't like that Tom Welling not playing the character...but I guess the Timeline must be saved...though I think they could have aged him for the movie...I don't like this new boring guy...

6/9/2006 11:08:19 AM

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"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows his load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his kid? He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."

Yes, I know he was human in Superman II. Which is why his kid won't have super powers.

Also, it's lame that they're taking Superman III out of cannon.

6/9/2006 11:16:02 AM

The baby wouldn't have powers until exposed to the sun.

Comics Science 101

6/9/2006 1:10:51 PM

^^^TOM WELLING IS OLDER THAN THIS GUY

fuck this movie

6/9/2006 1:11:50 PM

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING SUPERMAN, YO

6/9/2006 1:12:11 PM

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"Brandon Routh (Superman) actually looks and sounds like a young Chris Reeves; its about as close as you could get. "

When I heard him say something like "you'll always have a friend" or something along those lines to lois in one of the movie trailers I got chills because he sounded just like Chris Reeve. I was all about some Superman when I was young--it was all over my room. I just hope they don't mess up the legacy with this one.

6/9/2006 2:01:11 PM