theres a mutant that can teleport, but only across millions of miles

all in all, i'd rather have claws out of my forearms

5/31/2006 10:06:53 PM

Yeah..see top of hands

5/31/2006 10:26:45 PM

So what if they took the bone claws and sharpened them down so that the adamantium claws would fit over them better. . .

I really don't want them to take away his natural claws.

5/31/2006 10:35:09 PM

I dont think they will actually mention wether they are real or not.

Just gotta have badass fight scenes, blood, a dark storyline and some titties

Rated R all the way

5/31/2006 10:55:10 PM

that looks really cheap

almost fake

6/1/2006 12:20:11 AM

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"and some titties "

6/1/2006 12:32:23 AM

we need mariko

and she needs big tits

6/1/2006 12:39:47 AM

She looks like non-mutant Mystique

6/1/2006 8:24:01 AM

well i'll be damn'd

6/1/2006 8:44:13 AM

if by that you mean white and attractive, i guess you're on to something

6/1/2006 8:46:08 AM

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" i guess you're on to something"

6/1/2006 9:09:26 AM

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"So what if they took the bone claws and sharpened them down "

Wouldn't they just "regenerate" due to his healing powers?

6/1/2006 9:51:08 AM

His hair is awesome... someone should do it with their hair

6/1/2006 11:39:48 AM

^^not if they're sealed up in adamantium

you know what one of the coolest things they've ever introduced into the whole "Adamantium laced skeleton"

adamantium is apparently toxic
so his healing power became much more effective after he lost the metal, because it no longer had to keep fighting the toxins from the grafts

6/1/2006 11:42:35 AM

We had a discussion a few years back, but we never could decide:

Can Wolverine drown?

6/1/2006 12:51:04 PM

I would say yes....lack of oxygen is not really something that can be cured.

6/1/2006 12:52:29 PM

Thats what I would think, but some die hard X-Men fans argued otherwise.

6/1/2006 12:55:57 PM

"Die-hard X-Men fan" is synonymous with "borderline retarded."

6/1/2006 12:59:03 PM

I JUST LIKE REMEMBERING MORE INNOCENT DAYS OK

6/1/2006 1:02:00 PM

Shit wolverine was torn in two by the Incredible hulk...who threw his lower half 4 MILES...and he survived

6/1/2006 1:05:27 PM

The picture you posted actually shows the claws between the knuckles. The comic book Wolverine's claws come out of the top of the hands are nowhere near the knuckles.


Watch the movies again. In the first movie the claws clearly come out of between the knuckles.

6/1/2006 3:21:01 PM

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"So what if they took the bone claws and sharpened them down so that the adamantium claws would fit over them better"

They did this with the retarded teen girl clone of wolverine, x-23. They actually removed the claws, sharpened them, made them smaller, and relocated one from each hand into her feet.

And people who think Wolverine is supposed to be some huge, strapped steroid junkie are fucking idiots. He's called 'runt' for a reason. The dude is supposed to be like 5'3 in Marvel 616.

6/1/2006 3:45:57 PM

i thought genetics put the claw on her feet

because in the female species they need claws on their feet for defense

or some bullshit like that

6/1/2006 3:47:20 PM

^^5'3", but you forgot the 195lbs. That is fucking diesel even if he was 6ft tall.

6/1/2006 3:48:34 PM

Nope. I dl'ed her mini and apparently the evil son of some soldier that was killed during Wolvie's original Weapon X breakout removed them to make them smaller and sharpen them.

It was a retarded story.

6/1/2006 3:50:26 PM

It's not so diesel when you consider that most of the weight comes from having an adamantium-laced skeleton, though.

6/1/2006 3:51:13 PM

The man knows what's up.

6/1/2006 3:52:31 PM

Most, hardly. A fraction, yes.

6/1/2006 3:52:47 PM

I take it back. The Marvel directory says his weight is 195 without the adamantium.

300 lbs with.

6/1/2006 3:55:45 PM

Fucking diesel.

6/1/2006 3:57:40 PM

[Edited on June 1, 2006 at 3:58 PM. Reason : Never mind, then!]

6/1/2006 3:57:45 PM

^^^ Thats like eating $168.00 in pennies.

I can't imagine fighting sentinels like that.

6/1/2006 4:15:13 PM

i wish i could blame my weight on adamantium

instead i only have poor will power and cheap fast food to blame

6/1/2006 4:30:46 PM

we're just like superheroes with no powers or motivation

6/1/2006 4:33:20 PM

i keep taking spiders to nuclear power plants

no results

6/1/2006 4:44:21 PM

I got bit by a spider. My finger just fell off.

6/1/2006 4:46:55 PM

i saw this old dude with a knurled old walking stick

i grabbed that shit and tried to turn it into mjolnir

tapped it on the ground like 9 times

no results

6/1/2006 5:20:40 PM

i still think they nailed the casting on the head when they picked jackman

6/1/2006 5:34:27 PM

i think you mean "when dougray scott had to back out because of M:I 2"

[Edited on June 1, 2006 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ]

6/1/2006 5:46:15 PM

GOOD THING TOO CUZ MI2 WAS SOOO AWESOME

6/1/2006 6:37:35 PM

i bet he watches it all the time

and when it gets to the final "motorcycles and guns" chase/fight scene

he's like

"i could have been wolverine"

and punches himself in the cock

6/1/2006 6:46:19 PM

ahaha

6/1/2006 6:51:56 PM

ive seen MI2 more than once and i couldnt tell you what it is about. i know he takes his girl or wife or something to some island ....and theres motorcycles...and voice strips with latex masks...but thats it.

6/1/2006 6:57:23 PM

fuck the motorcycle parts

as a person who rides and understands motorcycles

i will repeat that

fuck the motorcycle parts

6/1/2006 9:03:17 PM

I have an old ass X-Men comic in a "what if" scenario of Stryfe killing off the X-Men and he kills Wolverine by knocking him out of the spaceship they're in and he suffocates in space so I'd assume he can drown.

6/2/2006 8:03:46 PM

i hope puck is in it, is all i wanna say

6/3/2006 1:47:51 AM

ahahahah

the only man who makes comic wolvie look big

6/3/2006 12:41:25 PM

6/14/2006 11:55:55 AM

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"If super-hero comics are stereotypically defined by the fight-of-the-month, Wolverine's the king of the fight-of-the-month mentality."

http://www.sequart.com/columns/?col=2&column=241

[Edited on June 14, 2006 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ...]

6/14/2006 11:58:06 AM

^^he looks constipated.

6/14/2006 12:06:12 PM