My not-so-interesting contribution to this thread is a pair of Dangerfield movies that are terrible aside from hot women and Dangerfield,

My 5 Wives http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216930/
Back by Midnight http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313245/

AND the worst movie I have ever seen that didn't have an ounce of camp value,

QUIGLEY http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0350022/.

Quote :

"Starring Gary Busey and Curtis Armstrong ("Booger"). Archie is a rich and utterly despicable practical joker. He is one week away from playing a CD-Rom that will change the lives of his trusted manager Dexter and other employees forever, when he is suddenly involveed in a deadly accident. Archie quickly discoveres that instead of enterting heaven's pearly gates, he is being sent back to earth to clean up the mess he's created. Since Archie has an absolute dislike for animals, especially dogs, it is quickly decided he return to earth as a dog. Not any dog, mind you, but a fluffy white Pomeranian named "Quigley.""

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 2:33 AM. Reason : 2 and http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=408384]

6/25/2006 2:29:32 AM

Gothika
Alexander
The New World
Aeon Flux
The Brothers Grimm

but the big kahuna is

KING KONG

6/25/2006 9:30:16 AM

The Cave.

6/25/2006 10:09:46 AM

as far as a movie I've paid to see, I think Hollow Man takes the cake. absolutely PAINFUL.

6/25/2006 11:27:00 AM

Escape from LA
Waterworld
Serenity
The Day After Tomorrow
Contact
White Noise
Saw
The Teen Wolf Movies
Howard the Duck
... any movie made from a video game, (ie: Mario Brothers, Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat)

6/25/2006 2:44:55 PM

^well this guy pretty much sucks

6/25/2006 3:05:04 PM

^ well you're obviously an idiot who like shitty movies. You probably own Howard the Duck on DVD.

Don't get mad at me because I don't like shitty movies. Escape from LA is funny because of the cheesiness, but still a bad movie. I couldn't handle Serenity and Contact has the worst ending of a movie in human history. Saw barely made my list, but the screenplay was horrid.

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 3:25 PM. Reason : :]

6/25/2006 3:17:50 PM

Quote :

"White Noise"

the only thing scary about that movie was micheal keaton's eyebrows

6/25/2006 5:43:37 PM

contact and serenity weren't that bad, definately not as bad as are supposed to be in this thread

6/25/2006 5:57:26 PM

You couldn't "handle" Serenity? WTF does that mean? If Serenity is a bad movie, you'd shit yourself if you saw Quigley.

6/25/2006 6:00:16 PM

Jason X

6/25/2006 6:02:27 PM

hey mortal kombat is a classic fucking movie ya bastard

6/25/2006 6:40:56 PM

Quote :

"Escape from LA"

That movie was fucking badass.

6/25/2006 8:19:58 PM

Supernova

6/25/2006 9:38:50 PM

The Break Up wasn't the worst movie ever... probably wouldn't make my top 10 worst movies, but since you said horrible movies you've seen lately I'd have to put it on there.

It alternated between akeward and un-funny for most of the time, with only a few funny lines. Definately a waste of money.

6/25/2006 9:41:53 PM

SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.


of dick

6/25/2006 9:43:03 PM

mysterious island. hoodwinked.

6/25/2006 9:55:22 PM

i must be really easily amused causei like half these movies ;0 cars i thought was rather good, and i was entertained by both underworld movies. fitch is out in left field somewhere :x how can you not love escape from LA

6/26/2006 12:06:45 AM

FIRESTORM

6/26/2006 3:20:42 AM

Quote :

"QUIGLEY http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0350022/."

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6/26/2006 3:22:07 AM

hold on which alexander are y'all ripping on,
it better not be the one with the irish dude in it
that one was awsome, i might buy the dvd

6/26/2006 1:29:51 PM

Ultraviolet
The Hills Have Eyes

6/26/2006 2:52:02 PM

Remakes of all sorts. I'm sick to death of them.

6/26/2006 2:56:19 PM

Showgirls
Starship Troopers

Pretty much every movie that Paul Verhoeven has ever made.

6/26/2006 3:06:41 PM

Doom

and its not a Uwe Boll flick

6/27/2006 1:10:59 PM

I saw a guy buying Ultraviolet on DVD, and ONLY Ultraviolet on DVD, at Wal-Mart last night.

It was weird.

6/27/2006 1:20:01 PM

^^ oh dude Doom wasnt a horrible movie. It was campy and cheesy, but entertaining.

6/27/2006 1:29:31 PM

The only entertaining part of that movie was Rosamund.

6/27/2006 1:39:22 PM

alone in the dark

6/27/2006 1:51:13 PM

We already said video game movies, mang.

6/27/2006 1:56:51 PM

just remembered a couple more

THE PRODUCERS - this movie wasn't necessarily bad, it just wasn't good

THE DA VINCI CODE

[Edited on July 2, 2006 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ]

7/2/2006 11:15:03 AM

some movies that were overhyped and a huge disappointment:

Day after Tomorrow
White Noise
DaVinci Code
Saw 2
The Ring
The Village
Signs

overall horrible:
clue
shawn of the dead
scary movie 3
greatest game ever played (paxton shot that movie like an idiot, ruined a good story)

[Edited on July 2, 2006 at 11:44 AM. Reason : ]

7/2/2006 11:44:07 AM

Jason X was on TV last night. Bad enough to start being pretty funny (a lot of was intentional, though), which made the movie more bearable. Still bad, though.


^^ The new version or the old one? The old one stinks. Waaaaaaay too fast. They tried to cram the entire movie into about 20 minutes of film and I couldn't understand a thing anyone said. The new one was pretty good. The first time I saw The Producers was on stage, and it was absolutely incredible. The new film version is very close to the stage version and is pretty good.

^ Shaun of the Dead? Come on, that movie's funny as hell.

7/2/2006 12:02:29 PM

the new version of the producers is what i'm talking about, i just couldn't get into it.

i understand that the point of the movie was to capture the energy of the onstage performance but it just wasn't a good movie.

7/2/2006 1:46:17 PM

shaun of the dead was amazing. and ive always enjoyed starship troopers and how over the top it and campy it was.

7/2/2006 2:31:55 PM

I am completely flabbergasted that anyone could prefer the new Producers to the original.

7/2/2006 3:50:28 PM

The original is a million times better, obviously. I mean, you can't not love Gene Wilder in it.

7/2/2006 5:47:20 PM

Starship Troopers is the best corny movie there is.

7/2/2006 5:58:28 PM

The best crappy movie of all time

7/2/2006 6:21:13 PM

firewall

7/2/2006 6:55:57 PM

Quote :

"Pretty much every movie that Paul Verhoeven has ever made."

Total Recall?!

7/2/2006 9:27:18 PM

^ Dude Total Recall was great!! "...make me wish I had three hands."

7/2/2006 9:32:18 PM

^I agree it's awesome. Mr. Joshua bashed Paul Verhoeven, I pointed to Total Recall.

7/2/2006 9:47:05 PM

^ oohh, word

7/2/2006 9:54:22 PM

wowowowowowwowowowow STOP THE THREAD....


someone said Kung Pow.

Maybe they just posted in the wrong thread. Yeah, that's gotta be it...

7/3/2006 9:26:22 AM

Nope, I'd say it was in the right thread.

7/3/2006 3:50:20 PM

Quote :

"overall horrible: clue shawn of the dead scary movie 3 greatest game ever played (paxton shot that movie like an idiot, ruined a good story)"

...


die.

7/3/2006 4:02:26 PM

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE

7/3/2006 4:08:06 PM

7/3/2006 4:10:40 PM

Goddammit, I love Ed Wood so much.

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE starring Bela Lugosi and Vampira.

7/3/2006 4:12:50 PM