you can't be bored if you were naked in a baed with a d00d instead of walking out in the sun.

7/18/2006 2:37:56 PM

Quote :

"im sorry pimpmaster that you interpreted my sighs of complete and total boredom with moaning"

hahaha that shit's weak

you kept going back for this dude to slam you into the mattress over and over and over again

you're not really gonna get away with trying to make fun of him at this point

7/18/2006 2:38:08 PM

alias

7/18/2006 2:38:39 PM

dont make me post the the pictures or vids of you in total extacy Molly, i think every twwer would be like damn, that gu has some serious moves and damn she is really enjoying herself

7/18/2006 2:50:45 PM

pimpmaster, I'll let you join the exclusive esgargs' fan club if you email me the videos.

7/18/2006 2:51:24 PM

oh that sounds awsome, what bennifits do i get with joining your club?


[Edited on July 18, 2006 at 2:53 PM. Reason : ,]

7/18/2006 2:51:54 PM

lifetime benefits like miles towards free vacations in India.

7/18/2006 2:58:11 PM

haha release the videos

i know they don't exist and this is all fake but i'd love to see a drama bomb of that calibre go off

DROP THE PAYLOAD

7/18/2006 3:00:33 PM

alias

7/18/2006 3:01:08 PM

Quote :

"dont make me post the the pictures or vids of you in total extacy Molly, i think every twwer would be like damn, that gu has some serious moves and damn she is really enjoying herself"

You mean those videos of me and her? Oh yeah, those were good times.

7/18/2006 3:02:27 PM

^fuck you potter... you have never slept with her and you know it

though i could have easily slept with your girlfriend on numerous occasions last year and chose not too

7/18/2006 3:03:39 PM

hey potter...u on for tonight? u, unlike pimpmaster here can really make me scream and moan in total ecstasy

7/18/2006 3:05:46 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if this was 3 men posting about their gay rendezvous.

7/18/2006 3:06:23 PM

fuck you gargs, your just jellous that she wouldnt FDT for you like she did for me many many many times

7/18/2006 3:10:21 PM

there's this thing called strip clubs where you can enter for free and get women to FDT on your lap without paying a dime.

7/18/2006 3:11:45 PM

I think both molly and pimpmaster lose.

1) Molly loses because she's getting pwnt by pimpmaster.

2) pimpmaster loses because he fucked molly. chick is beat-the-fuck-up ugly.

7/18/2006 3:13:56 PM

for you, the probably charge you some serious extra cash or something, i dont think a stripper would want to put up with you

7/18/2006 3:14:32 PM

I dunno man

I always carry less than $20

7/18/2006 3:14:54 PM

why are you two even admitting to, much less arguing about, whether or not you laid this chick?

7/18/2006 4:01:45 PM

post pictures of your last ex for comparison, duker

7/18/2006 4:06:53 PM

what is this, some n00b lovers quarrel?

7/18/2006 4:19:22 PM

baby's mama, 6.5 months pregnant



and pre-pregnancy




last girl i laid before her



last girl i dated (on right. green shirt/denim skirt)



and the girl i'm talking to these days:



(on left)



on left

[Edited on July 18, 2006 at 4:39 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

7/18/2006 4:19:48 PM

for all that you talk about how picky you are with your women, im dissappointed.

7/18/2006 4:21:10 PM

Classy, Duke.

7/18/2006 4:21:14 PM

your baby momma looks really young

7/18/2006 4:22:05 PM

yeah, she is. 21.

7/18/2006 4:22:58 PM

Hey

The man didn't let a baby stop his stride.

I respect that.

7/18/2006 4:23:27 PM

Classy, Duke

7/18/2006 4:23:56 PM

It's not too late for you to edit that post out and save face.

7/18/2006 4:33:00 PM

Quote :

" baby's mama, 6.5 months pregnant and pre-pregnancy last girl i laid before her last girl i dated (on right. green shirt/denim skirt) and the girl i'm talking to these days: (on left)"

7/18/2006 4:33:28 PM

Okay, now it's too late.

7/18/2006 4:34:01 PM

ok i have never said this before and will probably never say it again

but esgargs won this thread

and in a landslide

7/18/2006 4:43:09 PM

i always thought theDuke was kind of a prick, but you really can't act like any more of a toolbag than that

7/18/2006 5:10:52 PM

Duke isn't as exclusive as he's pumped himself up to be.

[Edited on July 18, 2006 at 5:25 PM. Reason : i misread it.]

7/18/2006 5:13:00 PM

um someone asked him to post his girls to back it up... whats wrong with that.

7/18/2006 5:15:40 PM

yeah, i don't see the problem either. it's not like he was talking shit about any of his exes.

[Edited on July 18, 2006 at 5:22 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2006 5:21:49 PM

Quote :

"um someone asked him to post his girls to back it up... whats wrong with that. "

7/18/2006 6:57:16 PM

i think the duke wins this thread

if he would have edited he would have lost just because it would have been giving in to the wolfweb lames

7/18/2006 7:06:57 PM

theDuke wins.

7/18/2006 8:13:41 PM

Quote :

"Hey The man didn't let a baby stop his stride. I respect that."

Duke is creating his own platoon.

7/18/2006 9:01:38 PM

i'd probably pee in mollymac86's butt. probably.

7/18/2006 9:01:41 PM

this is the best read ever presented on the wolfweb

Quote :

" The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), "

7/18/2006 9:07:45 PM

Quote :

"if he would have edited he would have lost just because it would have been giving in to the wolfweb lames"

i did edit.

i added another picture.

7/18/2006 10:07:45 PM

ladies, gentlemen

barbies, legos

7/18/2006 10:46:25 PM

Quote :

"I am halfway convinced that "Molly" is a male dude's pimpmaster69's demented alias."

7/19/2006 12:37:12 AM

5, 8, 9, 13, 16...if you always expect those things, then I can see how women would fail you.

6, 14, 15...personal preference

The rest I can see as legitimate complaints.

And who the fuck calls it a "blowie"?

7/19/2006 2:29:17 AM

Okay, a few I find perfectly sensible, such as:

Quote :

"12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't find that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation."

Otherwise it's just not fun for anyone. But if a guy makes a face shot on me that'll be the last shot he makes for a long time. Why don't you go do a circle jerk and find out what it feels like?

In the same vein, I've never had complaints.

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 6:22 AM. Reason : meh]

7/19/2006 6:20:25 AM

^^ ....

7/19/2006 8:20:12 AM

^^no, it'll be the last shot he makes with you for a long time.

7/19/2006 12:34:19 PM

I think she was implying that she would inflict bodily injury.

7/19/2006 12:40:24 PM