1. I cannot fucking stand shitheads that zigzag through traffic and cut across more than one lane at a time without pausing between lanes.
2. I cannot goddam stand assholes who fly right up on my bumper when I'm in the passing lane, passing somebody. I'm NOT speeding up any more to hurry up and get over. You can wait until I pass whoever it is I'm passing. I will get back into the right lane, but be goddamned if you're gonna bully me into doing it any faster. This goes for big trucks as well. Makes me wanna carry balloons full of white latex paint.
3. I cannot stand fucking niggers, wiggers, and ricer fagboys pulling up at stoplights and turning up their fucking bass to the point that it tickles my fucking nosehairs. What makes you so sure that I wanna listen to your shitty taste in music at volumes that can cause ME permanent hearing loss?
4. Those damn cyclists that pick Six Forks/New Light Roads to ride in large groups on. Yeah, I know you have that "we're a big cool group of people that have to flock to be cool" kind of mindset...but I wonder why you think it makes you bulletproof.
5. People who can't merge. You shitheads.
6. People who cut in front of me right before an intersection or a highway exit. You shitheads. You'll fuck up and get an assfull of Cummins one day.
7. Stupid women who spend more of their attention to their cellphone than the road. Which is 99 percent of them. You shithead stupid twats.
8. People who stop in the middle of the road when they can't figure out where the hell they need to go. You goddam idiots. You are shitheads.
9. People in the right lane who get all the way up to an intersection and then stop 100 feet from the light with their left turn signal on because they need to make a left turn instead of just going through the intersection and making a u-turn at the next best place. You goddam ignoramus shiteating shitheel shithead shitwad cumshitters.
10. Everybody else who is a shithead on the road that I have forgotten or left out...

[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 4:45 PM. Reason : SHITHEADS]

9/20/2006 4:39:33 PM

hey, whoa calm down man. Is there really a need for all the harsh and bitter language?

9/20/2006 4:51:42 PM

Quote :

"I cannot goddam stand assholes who fly right up on my bumper when I'm in the passing lane, passing somebody. I'm NOT speeding up any more to hurry up and get over. You can wait until I pass whoever it is I'm passing. I will get back into the right lane, but be goddamned if you're gonna bully me into doing it any faster."

it better not take you 5 fucking minutes to pass one car then

there are so many shitheads on the road that it seriously takes them 5-10 minutes to get by one car i am like WTF are you doing?!?!... speed up to the point of almost passing them... then like someone calls their cell phone or something and they cant do 2 fucking things at once and then the car to their right catches up and is even again... repeat several times and 5 minutes later they are still in the left hand lane..

if you are passing at a reasonable speed then good but youw ould be surprised how many mother fuckers take FOREVER to pass a car!

9/20/2006 4:55:17 PM

Don't fuck wit me, Bodi. I'll reduce yer little rollerskate car to a pancake-shaped hunk of Japanese metal with the mighty Dodge Cummins shitheap.

I ain't gonna take 5 minutes, but I ain't gonna throw the hammer down and burn an extra gallon of fuel just so you don't get yer undies stuffed up in the crack of yer ass...

BTW...

[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 5:01 PM. Reason : can you feel de love, man?]

9/20/2006 5:01:21 PM

GUYS GUYS, C'MON NOW!!! SERIOUSLY. There is no need for tension on this thread.

9/20/2006 6:45:45 PM

DUDE THEY'RE JUST KIDDING AROUND. SHIT

9/20/2006 6:47:48 PM

^ umm, no they are not. He just threatened to demolish the guy's car for disagreeing with him. Read the post above you.

If that dosn't sound serious, then I don't know what to say!!!

[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 7:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2006 7:00:10 PM

pretty much whats been mentioned in this thread so far.

but also:

On the highway, considerate truckers move their rigs into the left lane (traffic permitting) to help people merge at onramps.

You may have noticed me riding behind him in the left lane because i got over too. When you come up behind me really fast, tailgate me, and then try to pass the trucker on the left you are not only being a fucking cocksucker for passing on the left, but you prevent him from going back to the right lane thus fucking up traffic even more. This pisses off both me and the truck driver.

9/20/2006 7:26:32 PM

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"^ umm, no they are not. He just threatened to demolish the guy's car for disagreeing with him. Read the post above you. If that dosn't sound serious, then I don't know what to say!!!"

Spooferific, alias-like behavior here, folks. Who are you, Earl?

9/20/2006 7:36:47 PM

No no, who are you man?You want to get all ticked off an junk, and talk about destroying someones vehicle over a thread. You with all your racists remarks.

[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 7:48 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2006 7:48:12 PM

MA NAME IS EARL!

9/20/2006 7:48:56 PM

I hate when I'm moving a tractor down the road and cars fly up really fast and try to pass at any cost and glare at you. It won't hurt them to wait a couple of seconds to pass when it's safe.

9/20/2006 8:37:30 PM

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"You with all your racists remarks. "

nice.

[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 9:15 PM. Reason : (Jeepman)]

9/20/2006 9:15:06 PM

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Earl is either a complete retard or an ingenious alias

9/20/2006 9:23:13 PM

or a retarded alias

9/20/2006 9:53:53 PM

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"unneeded and over use of wipers. There is no need to have them on high and fly when it is barely sprinking. They don't work any better when there isn't any water on the windshield."

my wipers only have 2 settings - LO and HI

no "int" or anything. It can sometimes be hard to match the wipers to the rain.

9/20/2006 10:00:55 PM

Rain-X

9/20/2006 10:03:07 PM

^ people with shit fallin off their vehicle all the time

9/20/2006 11:02:32 PM

It only happens when I drive thru the drive thru at Cookout, dammit!

9/20/2006 11:24:29 PM

^ a damn refrigerator fell off of a truck infront of me on the interstate. Good thing I dont tailgate.

Oh another pet peeve - people who brake then get to a turn and almost stop, then put on their turn signal.

9/20/2006 11:35:32 PM

my pet peeves are when fuckin squirrells run half way in the street, make you alter your driving position, then they turn around and run back to where they came from!??!

9/20/2006 11:37:29 PM

true that, those fuckers can be hard to hit sometimes

9/21/2006 12:01:33 AM

ahahaha Earl sent me a PM about reporting people that say they are going to or do vandilize cars or something.... i got the PM this morning and was like WTF is this shit about...

now i get it, lol

hey dan you can destroy my shitbox honda and do whatever you want, but it will still look better than your piece of shit american vehicle

fucking hillbilly

9/21/2006 10:25:11 AM

Oh There's no doubt that it will look better. The truck is uglier'n fucking sin.

I'm gonna have to hurry up and get my Teg on the road...it's a lot cheaper than that damn truck.

I've calculated that I've spent around 3500 dolla on diesel fuel since February. And now that regular gas is 40 cents cheaper a gallon, I gotta quit driving the big one all the time.

9/21/2006 10:27:35 AM

could you explain to me how the fuck that truck passes inspection, or is that a secret?

9/21/2006 10:31:14 AM

It hasn't. That's an issue.

9/21/2006 10:35:48 AM

lol eh, only a fine

9/21/2006 10:36:57 AM

- people who pull out in front of you when they see you coming ahead of time, forcing you to slow down rapidly when there is no traffic behind you

- people who never use their turn signal in traffic

- people who insist on staying in the merge lane on the highway forcing you to slow down rather than speed up on the on-ramp

- cyclists who ride on roads with long dangerous turns where you can't see when there is oncoming traffic putting you in a very good chance of a head on collision so they can ride a bike...

- cyclists who ride in the middle of the lane

- tailgaters

- people who drive to the end of an ending lane to slow everyone else down and cut them off who have been waiting in traffic

- people who stop at free-flowing right-turns even if there isn't a sign and you can see you have the lane to yourself

- people who don't turn off their brights for oncoming cars

- people who think the dotted line in the middle of the road is just a suggestion so they take up part of your lane

i'm sure theres more and most of this has already been said...

9/21/2006 11:50:38 AM

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"- tailgaters "

tailgating is supposed to piss you off sometimes its to let you know you did something rude.

i hate the jack holes who use ever inch of an on ramp to pass traffic in rush hour traffic (often traffic jams in charlotte) especially when someone sees them coming and makes a hole but they decide to fly to the end of the ramp to break in line ahead of the hole.

Quote :

"You'll fuck up and get an assfull of Cummins one day."

dual meanings... cool.

[Edited on September 21, 2006 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

9/21/2006 11:54:54 AM

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" - people who drive to the end of an ending lane to slow everyone else down and cut them off who have been waiting in traffic"

That's my biggest one. The left lane is all congested and they'll go flying down the right lane going sixty or something, then stop when they can't move and force/wedge their way into the left lane. Hillsborough Street and all that construction over between Walnut and Cary Parkway are notoriously bad for this.

And on a second note, I'm tired of people who won't let me in when my blinker is on and I'm trying to merge early so I'm not becoming "that guy".

9/21/2006 11:52:56 PM

i always do my best to fly by bikers as close and fast as possible to scare them over.

9/22/2006 12:05:04 AM

i find it comical that some people whine about tailgaters and complain about slow moving cars in fast lanes at the same time. ultimate contradiction. entire world uses brights to signal you should maybe move the fuck out, yet in this country you get nothing but attitude and opposite effect. god forbid you use your brights in the left lane. motherfuckers would then NEVER move on purpose. primitive ...

9/22/2006 12:19:44 AM

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"- people who drive to the end of an ending lane to slow everyone else down and cut them off who have been waiting in traffic""

Plenty of legit gripes in here, this one included for sure.

Even worse when on a major road or highway and there are SIGNS everywhere saying one lane is going to end due to construction or whatever. 80% of the people go ahead and start lining up in the proper lanes to get through the upcoming bottleneck, and the other 20% see that as an opportunity to race (on many occasions, a couple miles ahead of already stopped traffic) and force their way back into the waiting lanes at the actual bottleneck. They get through but hold everyone else up even longer.

There's been tons of situations where this driving behavior could hold others up for hours longer than needed. I say fuck that.

Yeah, FUCK THAT! I was placed on this earth to totally ruin those fucker's day. Oh hell yeah, that's right, I'm that asshole that just pulled into the soon-to-be-blocked lane and won't let your sorry asses by. I'll rolling road block your ass in a heartbeat. Works best when you get a trucker or two in on it.

9/22/2006 12:41:58 AM

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"4. Those damn cyclists that pick Six Forks/New Light Roads to ride in large groups on. Yeah, I know you have that "we're a big cool group of people that have to flock to be cool" kind of mindset...but I wonder why you think it makes you bulletproof."

all ya need is a set of these. funny as fuck to see them all jump and shake like hell trying not to fall over.

9/22/2006 8:15:49 AM

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW

9/22/2006 8:25:47 AM

Raleigh the city where people speed up to stop. Honestly dude, i drive this way to work every single day, you can not make the first glenwood light before leadmine after getting off 440. Even if you do peel out passing me. It is nice to see you slam on the brakes at the next intersection. Why must you always get back in my lane , by doing a lane change through the intersection. I just dont understand, it happens to me a minimum of 3 days a week.

9/22/2006 8:29:36 AM

People who try to block you from getting over when you turn your turn signal on.

9/22/2006 8:53:05 AM

I forgot one...

- people with loud mufflers... please keep the go-karts on the track at your local Putt-Putt/Adventure Landing. Thanks.

9/22/2006 9:05:09 AM

^^^^haha.

VICTIM OF THE TRAIN HORNS!!

9/22/2006 9:37:28 AM

I call the lane that ends "the asshole lane", because only assholes speed to the front of the line and cut in. I am their worst nightmare, and will work my hardest to block them out, make them even have to stop if I can.

9/22/2006 10:12:21 AM

^^i dont own a bike. im just pointing out how amazingly awesome you are.

^haha....me too.

[Edited on September 22, 2006 at 10:23 AM. Reason : df]

9/22/2006 10:17:43 AM