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9/27/2006 10:41:30 AM

like TO needs anymore publicity

9/27/2006 10:41:42 AM

Quote :

"HE TOOK 5 PILLS Damn, such a cry for help"

lets work on your reading comprehension:

Quote :

"The friend, who is not identified in the report, "noticed that (his) prescription pain medication was empty and observed (Owens) putting two pills in his mouth," the police report said. The friend attempted to pry them out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. Owens was asked by rescue workers "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time (he) stated, 'Yes."'"

he took 35 pills, not 5.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 10:44 AM. Reason : d]

9/27/2006 10:43:20 AM

it's so hard to give TO the benefit of the doubt

not sure what to think

9/27/2006 10:51:13 AM

^^how do you know he hadnt taken the other 35 over the last 10 days since he injured his finger

9/27/2006 10:57:20 AM

TO needed to take some harsher shit... like Clorox or something of that nature..

9/27/2006 10:59:02 AM

Quote :

"it's so hard to give TO the benefit of the doubt not sure what to think"

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 10:59 AM. Reason : d]

9/27/2006 10:59:06 AM

Quote :

"how do you know he hadnt taken the other 35 over the last 10 days since he injured his finger "

because it clearly says:

Quote :

"was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied"

"this incident" = his overdose attempt.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 11:01 AM. Reason : df]

9/27/2006 11:00:43 AM

ah ok

didnt know if "this incident" meant "he had taken only 5 pills before the cops had come/he had tried to kill himself" or if it meant taken only 5 before that night

i guess he really took 33 though

9/27/2006 11:02:57 AM

why only 33?

9/27/2006 11:04:41 AM

He needs a hug.

I am going to open a clinic for depressed/problematic athletes. If I really did, I'd be a millionaire.

Client list:

TO
Koren
Clarrett
Ron Mexico Jr.
Eric Crouch
etc.

They would pay me millions for me to tell them they need a father figure in their lives.

9/27/2006 11:05:17 AM

the last 2 were in his mouth

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 11:05 AM. Reason : why only 33?]

9/27/2006 11:05:24 AM

why couldnt the writer just say "he took 33 pills"

9/27/2006 11:06:12 AM

because he took 35?

9/27/2006 11:07:31 AM

i reckon the writer was leaving the possiblility open that TO dropped a pill and didnt want to get germs off the floor

9/27/2006 11:07:49 AM

I TOLD YOU SO, BASTARDS

9/27/2006 11:08:58 AM

HA HA HA....I already did not like this idiot, now he makes me laugh. How pathetic. And I don't want to hear no Bull Shit about how having money can be so depressing....WTF is wrong with this guy...

Loser...I hope he does not die and is able to recover b/c he is a hell of an athlete, just a major asshole.


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9/27/2006 11:09:03 AM

yeah i don't believe much public sympathy is going to be in his corner

9/27/2006 11:10:28 AM

I give this a huge: "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"

I dread having to hear about this on sports TV and radio for the next month. Fuck that.

9/27/2006 11:18:58 AM

what a faggot, i wish it had worked

9/27/2006 11:40:18 AM

honestly i feel sorry for the dude, i mean yeah it's t.o., but i mean it's t.o..obviously this guy has some issues that needs to be figured out...this is a human being were talking about here.

9/27/2006 11:42:37 AM

sorry, had to post it.

9/27/2006 11:51:31 AM

Quote :

"why only 33?"

Quote :

"The friend, who is not identified in the report, "noticed that [his] prescription pain medication was empty and observed [Owens] putting two pills in his mouth," the police report said. The friend attempted to pry them out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. "

I assumed the friend was able to pry the last 2 out with her fingers

9/27/2006 11:51:57 AM

^^hilarious idea, poor execution

there has to be a better caption

like:

SUICIDE:
If at first you don't succeed
try, try again.

9/27/2006 12:06:25 PM

if he had played in philly he would have surely killed himself

9/27/2006 12:11:20 PM

goddamn get this shit off espn

9/27/2006 12:23:13 PM

^ it looks like you'll have to watch the food network for about two weeks

9/27/2006 12:25:28 PM

go to nfl.com if you want to see more!

the picture on nfl.com looks depressing now that you know he tried to kill himself

if i had seen that picture yesterday i'd be like "gosh i hate that fucker"

9/27/2006 12:25:33 PM

this shit will be on all day month.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 12:27 PM. Reason : ]

9/27/2006 12:25:37 PM

Quote :

"the picture on nfl.com looks depressing now that you know he tried to kill himself if i had seen that picture yesterday i'd be like "gosh i hate that fucker""

i still feel the same

9/27/2006 12:41:36 PM

I can't believe you shit heads. Sure he is an egomaniac, but he tried to kill himself.

Having money and being famous doesn't make you any less prone to depression.

9/27/2006 12:41:40 PM

Oh T.O. you so crazy!

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 12:49 PM. Reason : If I played for the cowboys I'd try to kill myself too]

9/27/2006 12:49:07 PM

Quote :

"I can't believe you shit heads. Sure he is an egomaniac, but he tried to kill himself. Having money and being famous doesn't make you any less prone to depression."

that's not what tom cruise said. he needs L. Ron Hubbard.

9/27/2006 12:50:33 PM

Yeah the winningest football team in NFL history. It must suck playing for them.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, how can you wish he was dead?

I mean he is not Osama Bin Laden or Saddam.

9/27/2006 12:52:08 PM

^yeah, he's more like an 8 of clubs in the card deck-o-terror.

9/27/2006 12:58:54 PM

^^ I don't wish him dead, but Osama and Saddam not trying to pretend and act like they under so much pressure...I am not justifying Saddams or Osama's actions or positions but at least they Man Up and get their jobs done...


Fuck T.O., Fuck Osama, Fuck Saddam


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[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 12:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2006 12:58:56 PM

but ossama never got you fantasy points so you dont care about him,
..unless you play fantasy terrosim

9/27/2006 1:09:21 PM

DONT EAT THE SPINACH!111

9/27/2006 1:13:53 PM

if you were playing fantasy terrorism, what would the 9/11 attack be equivalent to in football terms?

your qb throwing 17 touchdowns for 1,400 yards and rushing for 300?

i mean, after a week like that, the season is pretty much over for everybody else.

9/27/2006 1:14:30 PM

^ yeah i missed that one, i had Iran but they let me down, i really need some points right now

9/27/2006 1:19:36 PM

Quote :

"but ossama never got you fantasy points so you dont care about him, ..unless you play fantasy terrosim"

I LOL out loud in class...


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9/27/2006 1:23:46 PM

i feel sorry for ANYONE who has enough mental issues to commit suicide to some extent

but i'm not gonna wipe his slate clean just because he tried to kill himself

9/27/2006 1:51:49 PM

Quote :

"too bad he failed"

i take that back

get well soon

but not before the giants game ok

9/27/2006 2:04:57 PM

how long before a flash game comes out

where you have to see how many pills you can feed T.O. before he dies of an overdose

9/27/2006 2:06:00 PM

how long til TO finally admits he has the diabeetis

9/27/2006 2:14:46 PM

or cancer

which gives leeway to the fantastic headline

CANCER HAS CANCER

9/27/2006 2:17:55 PM

lol

9/27/2006 2:19:19 PM

Terrel Owens should have known that the most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

9/27/2006 2:37:48 PM

I can't believe this. espn actually has the nerve to take commercial breaks in between their non-stop coverage!

If there's one thing I've learned for absolute certain from having espn on all day, it's that Trey Wingo is a complete asshole. I guess I'd do anything it took to take the focus off my name if I were him too

9/27/2006 2:38:47 PM

PARCELLS: You People.

9/27/2006 2:40:43 PM