haha "If Fidel could see me now mayne, fucking olympic class!"

12/21/2006 12:20:16 AM

ill never eat octopus again man

12/21/2006 12:41:57 AM

i love pissing on dumpsters in the alleys

1/4/2007 2:40:35 PM

you gotta find the sperm bank

trade balls for money

1/4/2007 2:45:36 PM

i still havn't tried that - i mean, how much $ we talking ? i know there's a cheat to fill your ball meter...

it seems selling large supplies of coke = the best way to earn a shit load of $?

1/4/2007 2:47:51 PM

yes

and buying exotics with the cash or taking it to the islands is the best way to keep more of that money instead of paying the higer rates in miami for laundering

1/4/2007 2:54:41 PM

Quote :

"it seems selling large supplies of coke = the best way to earn a shit load of $?"

you dont even have to play the game to know that one mayn

(unless you sell heroin)

[Edited on January 4, 2007 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2007 2:58:06 PM

well i rented the game & it's due back soon - i spelled out SCARFA - so i figure i've done about as much as i could do in the game already.

funniest shit in that game = the cockfight w/ "little jerry" - i bet my $ on him

1/4/2007 2:58:55 PM

honestly i go to this one dock in miami all the time and kill gang members, and they keep respawning (glitch) but eventually like every other one you kill comes up as "you killed them" and you get amost a 100gs a pop. eventually though some fuck always runs up behind me with a chainsaw and finishes me

i cant beat the nachos tanker mission where you fly out in the helicopter

1/4/2007 3:23:12 PM

the tanker mission was pretty damn hard, took me about 5 or 6 tries.

where is the sperm bank? i didnt even know there was one in the game. and how do you get to the islands without going to meet a supplier? I didnt even know you could do that

1/4/2007 6:18:51 PM

your boats

1/4/2007 6:45:07 PM

i stopped playing months ago before i completed (what i presume to be) the final mission. i got caught up playing simcity4.

1/4/2007 6:48:24 PM

to get to the sperm bank you get off of the interstate into downtown (I think its the first exit), there will be a gas station right off of the exit. across the street from the gas station is the sperm bank - it will look like one of those blood banks

1/4/2007 7:11:45 PM

Are you serious ... that's kinda gross.

1/4/2007 7:27:30 PM

ARGHHHH WTF theres this really hard mission where you have to reclaim the sandmans drug lab, I FINISHED IT, and on the way to my boat, I GOT ATE BY A FUCKING SHARK, seriously, 10 seconds away from the save on a 20 minute long mission, FUCK THIS

1/10/2007 2:43:49 AM

1/10/2007 8:02:17 AM

i just beat this shit

the world is mine, chico

the last mission is fucking hard, it took me 10 tries

1/12/2007 2:52:28 PM