Quote :

"what's a nubian?"

won this thread

12/7/2006 10:04:57 AM

can I borrow your towel...my car just hit a water buffalo.

12/7/2006 10:36:39 AM

Not sure if it counts, but I laughed my ass off:

"You should have played those kings"

12/7/2006 10:51:18 AM

The price is wrong, bitch!

12/7/2006 11:08:47 AM

"Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasnt one today!" -bill murray, groundhog day

12/7/2006 11:12:20 AM

Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

12/7/2006 11:37:56 AM

wow...

i barely know any of these quotes and i thought i watched a lot of movies.

12/7/2006 11:56:35 AM

Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!

-The Man Who Knew Too Little.

AND:

Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!

-Bottle Rocket

12/7/2006 12:21:28 PM

obligatory

Quote :

"oh are they?"

12/7/2006 12:22:33 PM

Quote :

"All we need to do is raise 10% of one million, which by our calculations is... Fuckin impossible man!"

12/7/2006 12:32:22 PM

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

12/7/2006 2:46:47 PM

Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please!

12/7/2006 2:53:34 PM

I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.

12/7/2006 3:24:06 PM

Yippie Kaiyey Mother Fucker.

12/7/2006 3:24:28 PM

I'm your Huckleberry

12/7/2006 3:36:27 PM

You want me to fix you some sandwiches?

12/7/2006 4:48:53 PM

Gone like a fart in the wind

12/7/2006 4:54:28 PM

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

12/7/2006 4:58:55 PM

Woody Allen collection:

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?

Right. Well, I have to go now, Duane, because I... I'm due back on the planet Earth.

Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side.

Quote :

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Nothing like hot cockles.

You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me: I'm just in the middle of a suicide.

12/7/2006 5:27:37 PM

Yeah, well...sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand

12/7/2006 5:36:51 PM

haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
...i don't listen to hip hop

these aren't the droids you're looking for

you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

fix the cigarrette lighter.

beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky you know

12/7/2006 5:56:48 PM

^^ Awesome one gimpy.

12/7/2006 11:38:55 PM

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!

That was just pillow-talk baby.

Baby, you got ugly real fast.

Shop smart, shop S-mart

12/8/2006 8:43:44 AM

I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

12/8/2006 9:05:12 AM

Quote :

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. "

I love that movie!

Quote :

" Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril! .... Stef: Data where are you going? Data: I'm setting booty traps. Stef: You mean booby traps? Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys! "

Here is another famous quote...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

12/8/2006 9:12:01 AM

God Damn some of you have no clue what a one liner is.

^That goonies bit is a half a fucking scene.

12/8/2006 9:14:42 AM

Holy shit, motherfucking Yoda'n shit!!

Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

12/8/2006 11:06:27 AM

Gimmie some sugar baby

12/8/2006 11:12:14 AM

boo boo kitty fuck
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
-Reservoir Dogs

12/8/2006 11:38:07 AM

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince the world that he didn't exist"
---The Usual Suspects

12/8/2006 2:00:34 PM

i'm batman

12/8/2006 2:03:31 PM

"I got a better idea. How 'bout y'all go dig a hole, and I'll get another beer"

12/8/2006 2:48:47 PM

not a one liner, but great dialogue



Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

[Edited on December 8, 2006 at 3:58 PM. Reason : oh, and yippey ky yay mother fucker is my vote]

12/8/2006 3:57:21 PM

^do you know what "one" means?

[Edited on December 8, 2006 at 4:19 PM. Reason : ^]

12/8/2006 4:19:28 PM

can't you read what i started out saying

Quote :

"not a one liner, but great dialogue"

12/8/2006 4:23:18 PM

Quote :

"Best One Liner from a Movie?"

12/8/2006 4:37:35 PM

"well he was wearing tan trousers, loafers and a red argyle sweater......noooo hes not retarted"

12/9/2006 2:15:32 AM

"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."

"They were cones!"

"Note to self: learn to fight."

"Samsonite! I was way off!"

12/9/2006 2:53:03 AM

"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

"I think they're more interested in my epididymis."

12/9/2006 1:43:04 PM

Quote :

" I'm your Huckleberry"

*I'll be your huckleberry

12/9/2006 2:37:41 PM

^ not sure what version you're quoting but you might want to watch it again.

i can only think of two instances where he says that.. and both times he says "I'm your Huckleberry"


Tombstone is full of good quotes

12/9/2006 3:21:52 PM

"It ain't exactly Mai-Tai's and Yatzee out here"


lol

12/9/2006 5:26:22 PM

Peter... watch out for your cornhole, man.

12/9/2006 6:21:07 PM

Quote :

"I'll be your huckleberry"

wrong

i actually was going to post that

instead i'll go with

"You know, Frederick fucking Chopin?"

12/9/2006 6:44:04 PM

"you know he dead"

12/10/2006 1:13:43 AM

"You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?"

12/10/2006 1:34:37 AM

"Hey, Boo."

""He's not the Messiah--he's a very naughty boy."

"I'll have what she's having."

""I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"I coulda been a contender."


[Edited on December 10, 2006 at 2:41 AM. Reason : 3]

12/10/2006 2:38:48 AM

come on, lets shag-ass.

12/10/2006 5:30:17 AM

"I can fly, I'm a pilot" - ID4

12/11/2006 12:57:41 AM

Peter: You know Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.

Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

12/11/2006 1:37:11 AM