I. HATE. THIS. FUCKING. SHOW.

1/18/2007 12:47:28 PM

i love this show. for the first couple weeks at least. its one of the cruelest shows on television. the way the judges make fun of the contestants and laugh in their face, smashing their dreams and destroying any hope they ever had to make somethin of themeselves. the way seacrest baits the dumb kids he interviews. the way the editors put the stuff together so it makes the contestants look like the stupidest kids on the planet. half of em have serious social or mental disorders and they make fun of them on national television. this one dude who had some disorder (kid who looks like brian peppers the creep child molester of internet fame), simon straight up told him he looked like a monkey.

1/18/2007 3:02:56 PM

Last night's show was somewhat funny, but not as good as previous years. The "talent" so far has been non-existent. I can't imagine anyone who made it to Hollywood so far actually making it onto the real show. But I could be wrong - shit Bucky made it pretty far last year and he was horrible.

1/18/2007 3:43:15 PM

they show about 10% of the people who make it through to hollywood

that's what pisses me off. i'd rather see some more of the people who made it through instead of the people who were horrible...

they said about 13 people got through on the 2nd day, yet we saw 3 or 4 of them

1/18/2007 4:16:50 PM

I gotta say I'd rather see even more horrible people. There'll be plenty of time to see those "talented" folks on the next few months of episodes. Let me have my chuckles.

1/19/2007 4:46:57 AM

http://deathbycamera.com/

this guy has tracked down several contestants from the first 2 episodes

hahah, pretty damn funny

[Edited on January 19, 2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason : myspace pages]

1/19/2007 11:30:15 AM

^^exactly. I don't give a shit about the competition. I just want to laugh my ass off at the shitty ones. And I have laughed LOTS at these. The Wizard of Oz girl, Red, the dork singing "Unchained Melody", the pissed off guy who left to get water came back and sucked, the AMAZING renditions of "dont cha".

1/19/2007 11:56:55 AM

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"Red, the dork singing "Unchained "

both of their myspace pages are listed in the link above

1/19/2007 12:11:49 PM

Quote :

"I. HATE. THIS. FUCKING. SHOW."

1/19/2007 1:53:49 PM

my favorite so far is the 16 year old girl who was born a crack baby. her voice gave me cold chills.

1/19/2007 1:57:25 PM

ahahahahahahahh http://www.myspace.com/red_dogg420

1/19/2007 2:27:29 PM

1/19/2007 2:36:52 PM

1/23/2007 8:24:26 PM

aha

pseudo-homeless-vietnam-vet dude was awesome

1/23/2007 8:40:10 PM

Did that guy just say "I look like Osama bin Laden or Jesus?"



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1/23/2007 8:40:21 PM

i hope they told people to sing burnin love

b/c people are stupid if they chose to sing it

1/23/2007 8:51:48 PM

[Edited on January 23, 2007 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2007 9:00:22 PM

And all this time I thought Tarheel was another word for faggot.

1/23/2007 9:09:45 PM

if you watch this show you should be shot infront of your family and friends and they should be forced to watch rats eat your insides while simon fucks your mom in the ass


futher more it is not about talent it is a popularity contest. have any of the fuckers that have "won" had great careers??? the answer is NO!!! they throw out the real talent (if there is any) early on in the show and then they have better "careers" then the "winners" so fuck american idol and FUCK YOU

[Edited on January 23, 2007 at 10:07 PM. Reason : FUCK YOU]

1/23/2007 9:56:45 PM

alright...

1/23/2007 10:05:55 PM

Quote :

"have any of the fuckers that have "won" had great careers??? "

Yeah Kelly Clarkson didn't win any Grammys...

Not defending the trash she won it for, but still - she's got a hell of a career so far...

1/24/2007 12:06:38 AM

ok one out of how many?

1/24/2007 1:00:26 AM

Carrie Underwood is rolling in it, too.

But seriously, this show is about laughing at retarded people. Get your head straight.

1/24/2007 4:12:02 AM

yeah, Kelly and Carrie are the 2 most successful from the show...Clay Aiken is the 3rd most successful (as of now, i read it the other day in a news story)

1/24/2007 5:29:54 AM

The only reason I keep coming to this thread is to see if anyone has posted a clip of the only audition that I've been hearing about. Found it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyS6s7DlJ2E

1/24/2007 7:34:38 AM

Quote :

"Clay Aiken is the 3rd most successful"

but clay didn't win.

1/24/2007 8:09:27 AM

in the long run the finalists will probably have a better career than the winners. chris daughtry already has the fastest selling album EVER or something like that, and i can't really see him slowing down. same with katharine mcphee, clay aiken, etc.

1/24/2007 8:26:22 AM

Not to mention Jennifer Hudson and the Dreamgirls movie.

1/24/2007 8:58:10 AM

Which she has already won a Golden Globe for and has been nominated for an Oscar.

1/24/2007 10:56:01 AM

liked that Sundance guy from last night too

1/24/2007 12:13:55 PM

Sundance Head

knocked it out of the stadium

he looks like this guy i know named TJ

1/24/2007 3:46:30 PM

Sean Michel was b-a-d BAD w/ Johnny Cash

[Edited on January 24, 2007 at 7:55 PM. Reason : in a good way of course]

1/24/2007 7:54:45 PM

Talk about the Stereotypical Jewish Fag

1/24/2007 8:09:05 PM

ahahaha omg
AS THE IDOL TURNS

1/24/2007 8:24:50 PM

i thought it was "Days of Our Idols"

1/24/2007 8:28:49 PM

the DODO lives!!!!

1/24/2007 8:29:06 PM

who tries to go through double doors with a giant sticker on the front of it??

1/30/2007 9:01:58 PM

motherfuckin' jack osbourne

1/31/2007 3:30:45 AM

Bob and Mike are talkin to the hot chick from Reidsville now

1/31/2007 8:24:31 AM

I wonder why paula absent?

1/31/2007 9:18:45 AM

I heard she has a previous engagement in Cali

1/31/2007 9:48:38 AM

Quote :

"Bob and Mike are talkin to the hot chick from Reidsville now "

they only let her through b/c they felt bad for her white trash life

1/31/2007 9:57:00 AM

I cannot believe they let the chick with the squeaky voice through. She sucked!!!

I can't stand Paula.

1/31/2007 10:24:25 AM

prior engagement = drunk as a skunk

1/31/2007 11:24:12 AM

being drunk hadn't kept her off the show before last night

1/31/2007 12:28:52 PM

but it seems to be they would have got a guest judge if she was supposed to leave. She probably could not function anymore

1/31/2007 12:44:52 PM

hahahahaha "It's peanut butter jelly time...it's peanut butter jelly time..." that was freaking awesome

1/31/2007 9:14:05 PM

lmfao i love this shit

1/31/2007 9:26:50 PM

wow the asian chick.

1/31/2007 9:27:29 PM

wow, ghetto idol

1/31/2007 9:48:47 PM