add duron washington. he looks like an ugly dog and ruined my upset by 1) shooting well and 2) fouling under the radar at the end of the game

[Edited on March 16, 2007 at 8:21 PM. Reason : so now it is his fault, so update his parenthesis]

3/16/2007 8:21:14 PM

1. Joakim Noah, Florida (too many antics to name here, also looks like Michael Jackson)
2. Ty Lawson, UNC (simply for the crap he pulled today)
3. Jared Dudley, BC (constant chest pounding, Sean Paul and Jar Jar Binks look-alike)
4. Tyler Hansbrough, UNC (no reasons needed)
5. Josh McRoberts, Duke (maybe Henderson too, but hes not really annoying)
6. Jon Scheyer, Duke (he just looks annoying)
7. Jason Cain, UVA (fuck that guy)
8. Deron Washington, VT (not really his fault, but his mom was annoying as shit during the State/VT game in the ACCT)
9. Patrick Ewing, Jr, Georgetown (spare us any stories of him and/or his father plz announcers)
10. Mustafa Shakur, Arizona (cause he snubbed us...im reaching now, at least for tonight)
11. Sean Singletary, UVA (always kicks his legs out and dives on the ground to try for foul calls)
12. Drew Neitzel, Mich. St. (can't put my finger on it, but there is something about him)
13. Randolph Morris, UK (special treatment with NCAA reinstatement, selfish attitude)
14. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Memphis (antics whenever he makes a play, playing for Memphis)
15. Greivis Vasquez, Maryland (constantly hopping around yelling, plus a hideous "beard")
16. DJ Strawberry, Maryland (constant showboating and pissed off look on his face)
17. Sean Marshall, BC (yells and pounds chest every play he makes, as mundane as it may be)
18. Wayne Chism, Tennessee (for thinking he can shoot from anywhere, anytime, all the time)
19. Derrick Low, Wash St (he looks like a douchebag and i couldnt care less if his ass is from hawaii)
20. Lorenzo Mata, UCLA (his ears make brandan wrights look normal)
21. Greg Paulus, Duke (Most overhyped PG in the ACC)
22. Wes Miller, UNC (pesky, and always has a crappy look on his face)
23. Nick Fazekas, Nevada (copped our masket, some think he looks like McRoberts)
24. Derek Raivio, Gonzaga (tries to act "hard", looks like a Nietzel copycat, sounds like a pasta)
25. Greg Oden, Ohio St (looks old as dirt, hype machine)
26. Brian Randle, Illinois (running down the court flexing with a stupid look on his face)
27. Chase Budenger, (looks like he should be hitting up the gnarly wave and doesn't like chicks)
28. Tyrone Nelson, NMSU (assaulted a pizza delivery guy)
29. Anthony Tolliver, Creighton (just annoying how the announcers talk about the mid-major golden boy)

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3/16/2007 9:55:16 PM

3 more and I can make a bracket.

3/17/2007 10:22:45 AM

1. Joakim Noah, Florida (too many antics to name here, also looks like Michael Jackson)
2. Ty Lawson, UNC (simply for the crap he pulled today)
3. Jared Dudley, BC (constant chest pounding, Sean Paul and Jar Jar Binks look-alike)
4. Tyler Hansbrough, UNC (no reasons needed)
5. Josh McRoberts, Duke (maybe Henderson too, but hes not really annoying)
6. Jon Scheyer, Duke (he just looks annoying)
7. Jason Cain, UVA (fuck that guy)
8. Deron Washington, VT (not really his fault, but his mom was annoying as shit during the State/VT game in the ACCT)
9. Patrick Ewing, Jr, Georgetown (spare us any stories of him and/or his father plz announcers)
10. Mustafa Shakur, Arizona (cause he snubbed us...im reaching now, at least for tonight)
11. Sean Singletary, UVA (always kicks his legs out and dives on the ground to try for foul calls)
12. Drew Neitzel, Mich. St. (can't put my finger on it, but there is something about him)
13. Randolph Morris, UK (special treatment with NCAA reinstatement, selfish attitude)
14. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Memphis (antics whenever he makes a play, playing for Memphis)
15. Greivis Vasquez, Maryland (constantly hopping around yelling, plus a hideous "beard")
16. DJ Strawberry, Maryland (constant showboating and pissed off look on his face)
17. Sean Marshall, BC (yells and pounds chest every play he makes, as mundane as it may be)
18. Wayne Chism, Tennessee (for thinking he can shoot from anywhere, anytime, all the time)
19. Derrick Low, Wash St (he looks like a douchebag and i couldnt care less if his ass is from hawaii)
20. Lorenzo Mata, UCLA (his ears make brandan wrights look normal)
21. Greg Paulus, Duke (Most overhyped PG in the ACC)
22. Wes Miller, UNC (pesky, and always has a crappy look on his face)
23. Nick Fazekas, Nevada (copped our masket, some think he looks like McRoberts)
24. Derek Raivio, Gonzaga (tries to act "hard", looks like a Nietzel copycat, sounds like a pasta)
25. Greg Oden, Ohio St (looks old as dirt, hype machine)
26. Brian Randle, Illinois (running down the court flexing with a stupid look on his face)
27. Chase Budenger, (looks like he should be hitting up the gnarly wave and doesn't like chicks)
28. Tyrone Nelson, NMSU (assaulted a pizza delivery guy)
29. Anthony Tolliver, Creighton (just annoying how the announcers talk about the mid-major golden boy)
30. Mike Nardi, Vlillanova (a fussy little thug wannabe)

3/17/2007 11:16:53 AM

mephis coach cuz he got upset during the press conference

3/17/2007 11:37:18 AM

Calipari?

3/17/2007 11:47:30 AM

^yeah, he's on a plane to Raleigh, you know.

3/17/2007 11:48:31 AM

ODEN!

Motherfucker just shoved that guy out of anger and his team is going to get lucky and win still.

3/17/2007 2:22:05 PM

somebody add some of those pussies from marist

[Edited on March 17, 2007 at 2:27 PM. Reason : or wait in the ncaa tourny... can we have an NIT version]

3/17/2007 2:27:04 PM

1. Joakim Noah, Florida (too many antics to name here, also looks like Michael Jackson)
2. Ty Lawson, UNC (simply for the crap he pulled today)
3. Jared Dudley, BC (constant chest pounding, Sean Paul and Jar Jar Binks look-alike)
4. Tyler Hansbrough, UNC (no reasons needed)
5. Josh McRoberts, Duke (maybe Henderson too, but hes not really annoying)
6. Jon Scheyer, Duke (he just looks annoying)
7. Jason Cain, UVA (trash-stache, excessive flopping)
8. Deron Washington, VT (not really his fault, but his mom was annoying as shit during the State/VT game in the ACCT)
9. Patrick Ewing, Jr, Georgetown (spare us any stories of him and/or his father plz announcers)
10. Mustafa Shakur, Arizona (cause he snubbed us...im reaching now, at least for tonight)
11. Sean Singletary, UVA (always kicks his legs out and dives on the ground to try for foul calls)
12. Drew Neitzel, Mich. St. (can't put my finger on it, but there is something about him)
13. Randolph Morris, UK (special treatment with NCAA reinstatement, selfish attitude)
14. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Memphis (antics whenever he makes a play, playing for Memphis)
15. Greivis Vasquez, Maryland (constantly hopping around yelling, plus a hideous "beard")
16. DJ Strawberry, Maryland (constant showboating and pissed off look on his face)
17. Sean Marshall, BC (yells and pounds chest every play he makes, as mundane as it may be)
18. Wayne Chism, Tennessee (for thinking he can shoot from anywhere, anytime, all the time; also wears his headband like a yarmulka)
19. Derrick Low, Wash St (he looks like a douchebag and i couldnt care less if his ass is from hawaii)
20. Lorenzo Mata, UCLA (his ears make brandan wrights look normal)
21. Greg Paulus, Duke (Most overhyped PG in the ACC)
22. Wes Miller, UNC (pesky, and always has a crappy look on his face)
23. Nick Fazekas, Nevada (copped our masket, some think he looks like McRoberts)
24. Derek Raivio, Gonzaga (tries to act "hard", looks like a Nietzel copycat, sounds like a pasta)
25. Greg Oden, Ohio St (looks old as dirt, hype machine)
26. Brian Randle, Illinois (running down the court flexing with a stupid look on his face)
27. Chase Budenger, (looks like he should be hitting up the gnarly wave and doesn't like chicks)
28. Tyrone Nelson, NMSU (assaulted a pizza delivery guy)
29. Anthony Tolliver, Creighton (just annoying how the announcers talk about the mid-major golden boy)
30. Mike Nardi, Vlillanova (a fussy little thug wannabe)


[Edited on March 18, 2007 at 12:57 PM. Reason : oops]

3/18/2007 12:41:30 PM

damn. chism is so annoying that he made the list twice.

3/18/2007 12:43:54 PM

hahaha, hes annoying because he has all the talent in the world, but can be a dumb sonofabitch (see 4 fouls before half time)

3/18/2007 12:46:38 PM

Ryan Appleby - Washington (Just look at that fucker)

3/18/2007 2:27:58 PM

is this limited to current players?


cause we're doing an injustice to players like Chris Paul and Steve Blake if we exclude them.

3/18/2007 2:34:24 PM

i strongly disagree with Derrick Low and Chase Budinger...

both of those kids are extremely classy and very fun to watch. budinger is one of my favorite players in the country because he can score 30 points and completely dominate the game and not mouth off at all.

3/18/2007 2:38:09 PM

1. Joakim Noah, Florida (too many antics to name here, also looks like Michael Jackson)
2. Ty Lawson, UNC (simply for the crap he pulled today)
3. Jared Dudley, BC (constant chest pounding, Sean Paul and Jar Jar Binks look-alike)
4. Tyler Hansbrough, UNC (no reasons needed)
5. Josh McRoberts, Duke (maybe Henderson too, but hes not really annoying)
6. Jon Scheyer, Duke (he just looks annoying)
7. Jason Cain, UVA (trash-stache, excessive flopping)
8. Deron Washington, VT (not really his fault, but his mom was annoying as shit during the State/VT game in the ACCT)
9. Patrick Ewing, Jr, Georgetown (spare us any stories of him and/or his father plz announcers)
10. Mustafa Shakur, Arizona (cause he snubbed us...im reaching now, at least for tonight)
11. Sean Singletary, UVA (always kicks his legs out and dives on the ground to try for foul calls)
12. Drew Neitzel, Mich. St. (can't put my finger on it, but there is something about him)
13. Randolph Morris, UK (special treatment with NCAA reinstatement, selfish attitude)
14. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Memphis (antics whenever he makes a play, playing for Memphis)
15. Greivis Vasquez, Maryland (constantly hopping around yelling, plus a hideous "beard")
16. DJ Strawberry, Maryland (constant showboating and pissed off look on his face)
17. Sean Marshall, BC (yells and pounds chest every play he makes, as mundane as it may be)
18. Wayne Chism, Tennessee (for thinking he can shoot from anywhere, anytime, all the time; also wears his headband like a yarmulka)
19. Derrick Low, Wash St (he looks like a douchebag and i couldnt care less if his ass is from hawaii)
20. Lorenzo Mata, UCLA (his ears make brandan wrights look normal)
21. Greg Paulus, Duke (Most overhyped PG in the ACC)
22. Wes Miller, UNC (pesky, and always has a crappy look on his face)
23. Nick Fazekas, Nevada (copped our masket, some think he looks like McRoberts)
24. Derek Raivio, Gonzaga (tries to act "hard", looks like a Nietzel copycat, sounds like a pasta)
25. Greg Oden, Ohio St (looks old as dirt, hype machine)
26. Brian Randle, Illinois (running down the court flexing with a stupid look on his face)
27. Chase Budinger, (looks like he should be hitting up the gnarly wave and doesn't like chicks)
28. Tyrone Nelson, NMSU (assaulted a pizza delivery guy)
29. Anthony Tolliver, Creighton (just annoying how the announcers talk about the mid-major golden boy)
30. Mike Nardi, Vlillanova (a fussy little thug wannabe)
31. Darren Collison, UCLA (too much hype and can't see his eyebrows)
32. Jo'Van Adams, UNLV (a few annoying antics, nickname of "Wink")


Washington didn't make the NCAAs.
Objections noted, but I'm only taking nominations and not vetting anyone. Respective levels of annoyance can be addressed through seeding and results of matchups.

3/18/2007 7:48:21 PM

ok. 32 people. lets seed em up and see who wins.

[Edited on March 18, 2007 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2007 7:51:02 PM

Quote :

"damn. chism is so annoying that he made the list twice. "

his headband alone is enough to piss me off.

[Edited on March 18, 2007 at 8:04 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2007 8:03:56 PM

HERE ARE THE BRACKETS

SOUTH REGIONAL

1. Joakim Noah, Florida
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8. Anthony Tolliver, Creighton | |
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4. Derrick Low, Wash St | |
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5. Randolph Morris, UK | | |
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3. Deron Washington, VT | |
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6. Darren Collison, UCLA | | | |
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2. Josh McRoberts, Duke | | |
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7. Jo'Van Adams, UNLV | | |
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EAST REGIONAL

3. DJ Strawberry, Maryland | |
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6. Lorenzo Mata, UCLA | | | |
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2. Jason Cain, UVA | | | |
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7. Mustafa Shakur, Arizona | | | | |
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4. Sean Marshall, BC | | |
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5. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Memphis | | | |
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1. Jon Scheyer, Duke | | |
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8. Sean Singletary, UVA | | |
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WEST REGIONAL
3. Greivis Vasquez, Maryland |
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6. Nick Fazekas, Nevada | | |
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2. Greg Paulus, Duke | | |
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7. Patrick Ewing, Jr, Georgetown | | | |
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4. Brian Randle, Illinois | | |
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5. Wes Miller, UNC | | | | |
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1. Jared Dudley, BC | | | |
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8. Greg Oden, Ohio St | | | |
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MIDWEST REGIONAL
3. Drew Neitzel, Mich. St. | |
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6. Mike Nardi, Villanova | | |
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2. Ty Lawson, UNC | | |
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7. Derek Raivio, Gonzaga | | | |
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4. Wayne Chism, Tennessee | |
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5. Tyrone Nelson, NMSU | | |
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1. Tyler Hansbrough, UNC | |
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8. Chase Budinger, Arizona


Commence debating the matchups. Tomorrow's games will include the first round of the South and Midwest Regionals. Justify your picks, and I will put together full game recaps.

3/18/2007 8:12:41 PM

Hansblow takes out Budinger easy.

3/18/2007 8:25:30 PM

meh, you've nailed getting 1 person i know with 1 person i dont know on just about every matchup.

[Edited on March 18, 2007 at 8:32 PM. Reason : i dont knowthe villanova guy, but nietzel isnt that bad, so i think an upset is coming]

[Edited on March 18, 2007 at 8:34 PM. Reason : ACC is too highly represented for us ppl who dont watch all the regular season ACC games]

3/18/2007 8:32:03 PM

SOUTH REGIONAL

Game 1: 1 Joakim Noah, Florida vs 8 Anthony Tolliver, Creighton

Joakim Noah comes out with a huge start, hopping up and down and chest-pounding the entire first half.
Tolliver makes a big run midway through the second half, as the announcers sing his praises.
In the end, Tolliver used up too much energy in the comeback, as Noah shouts and dances after a big three point play, and pulls away for the big win.

3/19/2007 9:38:57 PM

4. Derrick Low vs 5. Randolph Morris
Derrick Low jumps out to a lead, as his "look" pisses the fans off, and Randolph Morris is momentarily held out by NCAA rules.
Tubby appeals, and the NCAA immediately waives its rules and reinstates Morris.
The momentum immediately shifts, and Low is caught off guard.
Low makes another run to push the lead out to 10 with 10 to go.
Morris methodically whiddles away Low's lead, and takes the lead for good with 2 minutes to go.
Morris with the upset!

3. Deron Washington vs. 6. Darren Collison
Collison jumps out to the early lead, as the announcers sing his praises...
...then Deron Washington's mom gets on the TV.
Bouncing, screaming, and waving the pom pom gets on everyone's nerves.
As Deron hits a couple of lucky bank shots, he howls himself, shaking his fists and dancing down the court.
Deron pulls away for the big victory.

2. Josh McRoberts vs. Jo'Van Adams
McBob gets a big start, perfecting the douche-dribble look as he brings up the ball.
Jo'Van pulls out all the stops, jumping around and even whipping out "the wink".
This only serves to shave a bit off the lead, and McBob pulls away with his hair swoop and Dooking it out.
McBob in a blowout.

Anyone want to take the Midwest first round?

3/20/2007 9:17:49 AM

im just happy wet-puppy washington won.

3/20/2007 2:38:47 PM

brandon rush go back to the 80s

3/22/2007 6:54:02 PM

If Noah doesn't win this there is a MAJOR problem... I'm so fucking sick of watching his dumbass scream everytime he touches the ball.

3/25/2007 4:28:01 PM

noah is so prissy

3/25/2007 3:55:34 PM

hell im a uf fan and his overly emotional clapping gets to me at times.

3/25/2007 3:57:38 PM

Noah will win this, hands down

3/25/2007 4:09:56 PM

Noah had that huge play w/ the gator chomp and chest hitting...with that heart he's sure to win this

3/25/2007 4:14:27 PM

he is a moron.

and why the fuck do I keep getting flood controlled in the ncaa tourney thread and I haven't posted.

[Edited on March 25, 2007 at 4:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/25/2007 4:24:46 PM

bttt

3/29/2007 1:40:21 PM

why?

3/29/2007 2:38:48 PM

I kind of dropped it when noone else pitched in with picking winners, but could at least put together a final four there is interest. It's almost a foregone conclusion that Yoak'em will win though.

3/29/2007 3:30:50 PM

Trevor Ferguson - however, he brings shame more than annoyance

3/29/2007 4:18:29 PM

noah- he brings to of everything into his arc even championships and is so good none of myther teams can win so i hate him

3/29/2007 4:59:31 PM

wes miller is at the top of my list

thank god that fuck graduated

3/29/2007 6:06:29 PM

My Final 4:

Hansbrough
Scheyer
Miller
Noah

3/29/2007 6:07:51 PM

you know, it has been weeks since i saw him and i still hate that ratty little miller. quite the staying power he has.

3/29/2007 7:19:49 PM