qntmfred retired 40597 Posts user info edit post |
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wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 2:03:02 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
this is great stuff 4/2/2007 2:03:57 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
i think i'm in love
4/2/2007 2:04:57 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
gg
this is up there with pbf 4/2/2007 2:05:10 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 2:05:42 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 2:06:29 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
^that's great. 4/2/2007 2:07:16 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 2:13:31 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
"Why can't you have normal existential angst like all the other boys?"
[Edited on April 2, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : .]
4/2/2007 2:14:15 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
"The rest is fear of raptors."
[Edited on April 2, 2007 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]
4/2/2007 2:22:44 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
^the caption to the jimmy carter one is awesome.
4/2/2007 2:25:05 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
"Its like the squirt bottle we use with the cat."
4/2/2007 2:26:18 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
haha, i only had one circuits class... and that was in like 2003, but this still made me laugh
4/2/2007 2:30:26 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 2:30:29 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
"Yes, you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!"
4/2/2007 2:31:36 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
i wish there were more of these 4/2/2007 3:04:00 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
ahh ha ha I like the cat one 4/2/2007 3:18:22 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
4/2/2007 4:27:03 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
It means shuffling quickly past nuns with ketchup in your palms, pretending you're hiding stigmata.
4/3/2007 10:55:40 AM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
^i def do 1, 2, and 4. 4/3/2007 12:46:42 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^ you mean you don't call the ackermann function with graham's number as the arguments?! 4/3/2007 12:57:44 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
^calc 141, 241, 242, or 341 talk about those, then i either forgot or wasnt paying attention
but i cant recall having ever heard of either of those things. 4/3/2007 6:15:51 PM |
benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on April 3, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : fail]
4/3/2007 6:21:34 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lol no i didn't know what they were either until i wikipedia'd it. turns out it's a pretty funny joke if you know what it means.
but, i was being sarcastic 4/3/2007 6:47:26 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
I may have also tossed one of a pair of teleportation rings into the ocean, with interesting results.
4/4/2007 9:34:17 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.
4/5/2007 3:40:02 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha, they have shirts! http://xkcd.com/store/
[Edited on April 5, 2007 at 4:36 PM. Reason : .] 4/5/2007 4:35:47 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride.
4/6/2007 9:43:42 PM |
IcedFire Veteran 440 Posts user info edit post |
"Someone bring me a pocket fan so I can drift around the yard."
4/7/2007 1:04:13 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians. None of the doors actually lead out.
4/9/2007 3:02:07 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
as always, pure quality. 4/9/2007 3:02:56 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
"I occasionally do this with mile markers on the highway."
<--- And I use military time. 4/12/2007 4:04:53 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
hehe, 1453 is prime! 4/12/2007 10:24:42 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
What if someone broke out of a hypothetical situation in your room right now?
4/13/2007 8:36:46 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
We once tried playing blindfold chess on the Aerosmith ride at Disney World.
4/16/2007 10:33:12 PM |
ncsuftw1 BEAP BEAP 15126 Posts user info edit post |
lmfao i liked that one 4/16/2007 10:34:52 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
The MythBusters are even more sinister.
4/18/2007 1:34:32 PM |
myerlyn All American 1319 Posts user info edit post |
Funniest thing i've read today, doubt it will be beaten 4/18/2007 1:42:17 PM |
chartreuse Suspended 1485 Posts user info edit post |
hahahhaahha 4/18/2007 2:00:16 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
best thing ever <3 4/18/2007 2:01:30 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
4/18/2007 10:45:35 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
This is silly, of course. The enemy will be born in the network.
The one time I tried, I got hit by a slinky going down at double speed.
4/23/2007 3:38:14 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Prank #11: Boston]
4/25/2007 3:40:24 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "We talked forever about the best two things to buy at food lion. I chose condoms and a cucumber" |
i actually had to do this one time, i used to work at lowes foods, and my mom was teaching a sex ed class. she didn't want to go buy condoms and cucumbers for this exact reason.
so she made me go do it. i went into the lowes where i worked, and got condoms and a cucumber. incidentally, we needed some cream cheese for something.. so.. yeah.
i didn't live that one down for weeks.4/25/2007 3:58:20 PM |
JMONEY All American 3580 Posts user info edit post |
BROOOKLYYYYYN!!!!
[Edited on April 25, 2007 at 4:28 PM. Reason : .]
4/25/2007 4:28:27 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ best one in a while 4/25/2007 4:34:43 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 3:25 PM. Reason : oops]
4/27/2007 3:25:39 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I'm waiting for the day when, if you tell someone 'I'm from the internet', instead of laughing they just ask 'oh, what part?'
5/2/2007 4:53:01 PM |
silvrrain Veteran 416 Posts user info edit post |
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