^Such a cornball brotha

5/4/2013 6:24:43 PM

welp, that was exciting

5/4/2013 6:40:12 PM

I'm going next year and I'm going to bone a chick in a giant floppy hat, maybe inside one of the infield portajohns.

5/4/2013 6:40:13 PM

For a brief moment I thought Orb was going to pull a Usain Bolt and turn his head around to look at all the horses behind him.

5/4/2013 8:08:44 PM

My asshole friend showed up yesterday 2 races before the Oaks race, hit a trifecta box and won $3500. what a jerk

I was a horse away from the Superfecta Box today, if that asshole Palace Malace didn't pull up on turn three I could $texas. Hit an exacta in the 3rd race, so that at least paid for my ticket. The infield is terrible, save your money and buy real seats in the grand stand. There are about 12 races on Derby day, the Derby is the the 2nd to last race.

Also, if you get the chance, go to the KY Oaks, it runs the day before the Derby. Weather is usually better and its less crowded so easier to place bets, get drinks etc. Some absurd stat like it has rained 46-48% of Derbys...

Churchill Downs is a decent track, but the best track in KY is Keenland

[Edited on May 4, 2013 at 11:08 PM. Reason : ...]

5/4/2013 11:04:19 PM

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRANKIN

5/5/2013 12:09:19 AM

Pretty fast pace for a wet track

5/5/2013 12:21:34 AM

you mean keeneland??

and yeah, prolly the fastest wet pace for a derby although they dont really keep track of sloppy vs wet times etc

5/5/2013 3:55:28 PM