when i did it in #2

not really

6/4/2007 9:02:45 AM

I've been sleeping with the same guy for 5 years now, so all of the sex kinda bleeds together.

It was probably hot, sweaty, loud, dirty, and absolutely drunk.

6/4/2007 9:22:48 AM

the hot, sweaty, spur of the moment, rough kind

hair pullin, scratching, biting so forth and so on

6/4/2007 9:24:36 AM

The kind of sex where your neighbors listen in and wonder if they should call the police and your cats creep around the entire next day, refusing to look you in the eye.

6/4/2007 9:27:55 AM

i really want to reply in this thread but i'm gonna keep it to myself

6/4/2007 9:33:17 AM

1) Someone you really care for
2) Lots of oral fore/during-play
3) alcohol doesn't hurt

6/4/2007 9:36:13 AM

Quote :

"and your cats creep around the entire next day, refusing to look you in the eye. "

lawl

6/4/2007 9:36:53 AM

This wasn't the best sex physically that I have ever had. I don't want to talk about that on a message board...because most of the perverted things I say on here are honestly out of jest and sarcasm...

But anyhow, the day after I dumped my boyfriend of five years (high school sweetheart through first two years at State) my best friend seduced him...and long story short, I found out (she had been in love with him for years apparently)... and so I invited him over, and screwed his brains out... Then I was completely finished with him and told him to go...

It's been two years, he still attempts to get in contact with me, but I haven't spoken to him since and I never will.

6/4/2007 9:44:02 AM

in public

6/4/2007 9:46:49 AM

I had a 1-night stand with this girl last summer. We had sex for like 3 hours. It was redonkulous.

6/4/2007 9:52:23 AM

wedding night/morning.

a gentleman does not divulge details.

6/4/2007 9:52:46 AM

^Ahahahaha. . .my husband was passed out drunk on our wedding night and hungover as shit the next day.

6/4/2007 9:54:12 AM

we were both high on cocaine and she told me i was so hot she'd give me a discounted rate.


5 minutes later, and $20 poorer....




I basked in my triumph.

6/4/2007 9:57:36 AM

gotta say on the toilet.

6/4/2007 10:06:04 AM

Quote :

"Ahahahaha. . .my husband was passed out drunk on our wedding night and hungover as shit the next day. "

minus the passed out part, that was me too.

6/4/2007 10:07:28 AM

it was me, sober46an3 and a sloth

6/4/2007 10:11:42 AM

I'm posting here


but not telling any stories of my exploits

6/4/2007 10:28:10 AM

i remember a lot but the simple things are that its visual, and for her to get into it and a little rough helps

plus the in between head is good

but most of all, i love this girl and shes amazing in looks and everything else

6/4/2007 10:37:54 AM

This thread makes me laugh.

6/4/2007 11:26:37 AM

I thought this thread would make you cry

6/4/2007 11:33:50 AM

i'm not gonna lie, i did a search for my name in this thread

6/4/2007 11:35:46 AM

i know rite

me too

6/4/2007 11:36:10 AM

She wore her clown makeup and wig to bed, and we went at it until she started honking her nose in ecstasy.

6/4/2007 11:37:32 AM

I don't need to search for my name...I'm sure I was thought about...

6/4/2007 11:39:01 AM

Quote :

"The kind of sex where your neighbors listen in and wonder if they should call the police and your cats creep around the entire next day, refusing to look you in the eye."

When both your neighbors and your pets give you the "I c wat u did thur" look

6/4/2007 11:41:42 AM

when i know she's waking up the neighbors

6/4/2007 12:32:52 PM

the best sex i ever had was the sex that actually got me off

6/4/2007 12:37:24 PM

silchairsm im sure they were thinking of u because they just read the thread where u won attn whore award

6/4/2007 12:37:33 PM

lol

6/4/2007 12:45:02 PM

or maybe someone genuinely remember u from something

not that it fits the thread though

6/4/2007 12:45:47 PM

hate sex

try it, people.

6/4/2007 1:05:39 PM

Quote :

"as sappy as it sounds...just being in love with the girl can make all the difference in the world "

6/4/2007 1:14:54 PM

^^It's fun, but it only depresses you afterwards because you just hate the person so much. Don't do it to yourself...

6/4/2007 2:05:14 PM

haha

FEELINGS




LAWL

6/4/2007 2:07:37 PM

never done the hate sex thing

6/4/2007 2:08:33 PM

good, dont start

6/4/2007 2:19:41 PM

Awww, one of my fondest memories of an ex is the last time we saw each other when we had some pissed off sex.

[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : ]

6/4/2007 2:22:33 PM

^^Yea that fucked me up.


Once things started falling apart with that ex, I learned about hate fucking her. I had hate for her in my heart and she didn't know it at the time. She said the sex was different, I was like a machine. She liked it and I could always go until she was slayed. But a little part of me died after that.

Not to sound cliche, but that was when I really began to stop fucking caring.

And from that, Malice was born

[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

6/4/2007 2:23:47 PM

hahaha, that sounds familiar

6/4/2007 2:27:49 PM

Here's to the death of love.

Cheers.

6/4/2007 2:30:53 PM

"Let's hear it for love..."

great song.

6/4/2007 2:56:01 PM

Can't remember a specific occasion. Every time the girl I love, puppy, and I do it, its amazing. Doing her in the cowgirl and doggie position always makes it feel good to me.

6/4/2007 3:06:51 PM

i love when she gets on top because i dont have to do anything

6/4/2007 3:07:33 PM

cheers

6/4/2007 3:07:59 PM

i had an amputee give me a nub-job

6/4/2007 3:10:43 PM

Quote :

"puppy"

Quote :

"Doing her in the cowgirl and doggie position "

got a little laugh about that

6/4/2007 3:11:44 PM

6/4/2007 3:15:25 PM

dagreenone

^^and why is that funny to you?

6/4/2007 3:18:42 PM

basically the positions where you don't see her ugly mug lol

[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 3:24 PM. Reason : well she, specifically, isn't that bad... but you know, just sayin]

6/4/2007 3:24:07 PM

lolz

6/4/2007 3:25:02 PM