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6/16/2007 5:53:45 PM

oh mayyyn

8/17/2007 3:11:11 PM

i kinda like my farts...everyone likes their own brand...

8/17/2007 3:12:31 PM

Reminds me of coming home last Friday night and passing out after consuming lots of wings and dark German beer.

The next day, I woke up to a buddy of mine sneaking through my room on his way to the bathroom. I let fly this jet blast of hot, nauseating gas. Warren tries to get the hell out of there, but his fate is sealed...he 'bout didn't make it out the door.

8/17/2007 5:16:17 PM

^ I do that to my gf sometimes.

8/17/2007 5:18:22 PM

awww true love

8/17/2007 5:24:37 PM

I walk into other people's offices and fart frequently.

8/17/2007 6:13:47 PM

btt

10/21/2007 4:30:42 PM

I fart in the greenhouses every morning and I call it "crop dusting"


sometimes i fart down a significant length of the rows

10/21/2007 4:33:00 PM

fuck man, farts are still laugh out loud funny

10/21/2007 5:53:56 PM

I'm datman's proxy: yes, I fart everywhere I go, everyday



[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 5:55 PM. Reason : ,]

10/21/2007 5:54:57 PM

i ripped a 12 second cheek flapper on the front porch of a party last night that the neighbors across the street heard, and then had to go wipe, shoulda cut it off at 11 secs, but had people cheering

10/21/2007 6:12:57 PM

lol

10/21/2007 7:23:15 PM

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

10/31/2007 11:02:41 AM

My ass is like a spewing geyser of shit today, I farted in my car right before I got out a few min ago, I am scared to get back in it at 5

10/31/2007 11:11:08 AM

guess what?

people who feel the need (even if they don't act on it,) to have others hear or smell their farts

are severely fucked up in the head

and I tend to defend people with "mental differences"

but this particular unsavory and uncivil fetish that some of you seem to not even be ashamed of

is clear evidence that you possess a mental defect

you seriously need to get some professional help for your compulsion

or at least make a serious attempt with a self-help book on how to control your behavior





I mean you guys are total douches

and yet, you'll likely indicate that I'm somehow a douche for posting this

what a world

10/31/2007 11:24:37 AM

you are a douche for posting that

10/31/2007 11:26:34 AM

its pretty bad when you let one rip, decide it was a good one, and then your officemate comes in

10/31/2007 11:37:03 AM

^^^wow, what a gay fucking post

I'd like to fart in your mouth

10/31/2007 11:39:45 AM

ive always wondered if you could fart in someone's mouth and give them bad breath

/dnl

10/31/2007 11:41:52 AM

lol wtf....i cup my hand around my sphincter sometimes to get a true smell, but never in someones mouth!

10/31/2007 11:45:20 AM

Yes I have farted at my desk but I am not lucky enough to have ones that are loud and thunderous! Mine are always silent but I own up to them!!

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 11:52 AM. Reason : my husband RARELY farts. Very strange. embed Peter's first fart?]

10/31/2007 11:48:28 AM

This thread has me in tears

10/31/2007 12:52:22 PM

Quote :

"This thread has me in tears"

x2

10/31/2007 12:59:05 PM

Quote :

"I'd like to fart in your mouth"

sorry, but you'll have to look elsewhere to satisfy your homosexual fantasy

10/31/2007 1:06:00 PM

^I'm guessing that you're a douche.

Farts are funny. Farting on people is hilarious.

10/31/2007 11:17:02 PM

Fuck keeping it quiet. I throw my leg up and squeeze out a trombone blast that has the secretary in the foyer alternately laughing and gagging.

My trainees, with whom I share my office, have it really bad.

Especially after last night's drunken wing debauchery. Some of the most godawful gas I've ever had.

10/31/2007 11:20:10 PM

Quote :

"guess what? people who feel the need (even if they don't act on it,) to have others hear or smell their farts are severely fucked up in the head and I tend to defend people with "mental differences" but this particular unsavory and uncivil fetish that some of you seem to not even be ashamed of is clear evidence that you possess a mental defect you seriously need to get some professional help for your compulsion or at least make a serious attempt with a self-help book on how to control your behavior I mean you guys are total douches and yet, you'll likely indicate that I'm somehow a douche for posting this what a world "

you are a douche for posting that

11/1/2007 1:23:27 AM

Quote :

"ever fart so bad that you wish you could put in a bottle and save it for the perfect time"

every day.

11/1/2007 2:27:41 AM

this shit has me rollin. i didnt know tdubbers were such comedians.

11/1/2007 6:16:32 AM

Everytime my Dad farts, he turns around, looks at his ass and yells "shut yout face".

11/1/2007 6:52:24 AM

i like to say "bless you" after someone rips a loud one

11/1/2007 6:54:25 AM

my girlfriend farts in her sleep

some of them are enough to rival even the manliest of farts

11/1/2007 6:55:54 AM

i feel obliged to post my 6000th post in this here thread.

11/1/2007 6:56:23 AM

holy crap i have been ripping them like crazy all morning


thank got im not at work

11/1/2007 6:59:04 AM

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"My ass is like a spewing geyser of shit today, I farted in my car right before I got out a few min ago, I am scared to get back in it at 5"

Having roomed with you, I agree!

11/1/2007 7:11:41 AM

i let a stinky one drop when the woman in my office left, she came back in about 20 seconds later.


hope she didn't smell it.

11/1/2007 7:12:23 AM

all the time

11/1/2007 7:15:59 AM

glad i took a shit this morning, my gas isn't too terribly bad this mornin'

11/1/2007 7:21:59 AM

one time my roommate ordered a pizza. he had it all open and piping hot on the coffee table ready to dig in, when my other roommate just drops his pants and rips a nasty tuba about 6 inches away from the melted cheese. one word... farticles.

11/8/2007 11:28:15 PM

lately i've been hitting up the HT on senior discount Tuesday for a little fart 'n dart action...since they can't hear shit, i can drop a solid one-man salute in A minor and walk away before they turn around in agony

11/8/2007 11:36:55 PM

damn, i am laying waste to this office right now

thankfully my officemate is gone so i don't have to worry about him coming in

11/9/2007 3:05:13 PM

EVACUATE

11/9/2007 3:19:17 PM

one time on the way home from work, I had my cell phone between my legs when I was driving so I knew when it was ringing cause it was on silent. Anyway, I farted a nasty one that had been cooking all day. A few minutes went by and I forgot about it and someone called my cell phone. I went to answer it, and the fart smell was all over my phone and I about threw up all over my phone and myself it was so bad. It was like the fart literally coated my phone.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 3:22 PM. Reason : on]

11/9/2007 3:22:10 PM

Quote :

"one time on the way home from work, I had my cell phone between my legs when I was driving so I knew it was ringing cause it was one silent"

come on now, be srys

11/9/2007 3:22:53 PM

^check edit. Typo

11/9/2007 3:24:03 PM

ive had a girl breakup with me once b/c i baked her in a car with child locks and window locks

11/9/2007 3:24:50 PM

i'm saying that's not the reason you had it between your legs

my best friend and i in high school pulled a bunch of shit on our friend and his truck, such as leaving a couple good farts in his truck (conveniently unlocked) to bake all day long in the student parking lot.

11/9/2007 3:29:13 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYANNNNN?????

11/14/2007 4:19:19 PM

Quote :

"one time on the way home from work, I had my cell phone between my legs when I was driving so I knew when it was ringing cause it was on silent. Anyway, I farted a nasty one that had been cooking all day. A few minutes went by and I forgot about it and someone called my cell phone. I went to answer it, and the fart smell was all over my phone and I about threw up all over my phone and myself it was so bad. It was like the fart literally coated my phone"

not gonna lie, i lolled

11/14/2007 4:21:21 PM