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joe17669
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"Joe, why were you looking at pregnancy videos anyways?"


you know, im not entirely sure. more than likely (as with most everything i find on youtube), I was looking at a video, and a distantly-related video showed up on the right, so i clicked out of curiosity and then a whole bunch showed up.

7/20/2007 5:22:47 PM

FykalJpn
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you cock-look in the bathroom too don't ya--that shit ain't cool

7/20/2007 6:19:54 PM

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ahahahahaha

7/20/2007 6:22:16 PM

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"I can't wait to get married one day and have a baby growing inside of me
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ALERT, ALERT!!!!



ahahahahaha, -RED FLAG!!

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2007 6:23:39 PM

joe17669
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"you cock-look in the bathroom too don't ya--that shit ain't cool"


ahahah

sshhh, don't tell anyone

7/20/2007 6:52:44 PM

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"I can't wait to get married one day and have a baby growing inside of me"


where are those flashing drudge lights?

7/20/2007 6:58:27 PM

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Childbirth is NOT for me. Not in the least bit interested. I've got coworkers who have kids and bring them to work and try to let their dirty things slobber all over me and make retarded noises at it, I basically puke on the kids head.

I also have a coworker who got married because she got pregnant even though just a few months before they had broken up. I also know of a lady who married because she got pregnant and is miserable two years into the relationship but won't divorce him, just bitch about it.

Kids are parasites.

7/20/2007 9:52:42 PM

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^
i've heard tell you have nice birthing hips

7/20/2007 9:56:04 PM

Kiwi
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Who said that?

I do but I'll adopt or maybe jsut borrow someones kid before I let a demon eat me up inside.

7/20/2007 9:57:11 PM

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^^^they're like little monkeys, you have to train them properly if you want them to act civilized

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 9:57 PM. Reason : ^]

7/20/2007 9:57:33 PM

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My career deals with animals (dogs) so i'd probably train them using leashing methods and such. they'd bark before they ever said "momma". I don't like needles, don't like constipated feelings, don't want to imagine ten punds pushing on my bladder all the time. I have no desire to know what it feels like to have an epidural shoved in my spine or how bad it hurts when the baby tears through your vagina walls maybe even tearing them so you'll need stitches. Then afterbirth having your huge penised husband fly in and out with no resistance because you've already shot out a bowling ball and it's forever damaged and then having to go through the embarrassment of replacing your tampon everytime you sneeze.

omg haha NO KIDS THX

7/20/2007 10:02:17 PM

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^wow you are a pussy

7/20/2007 11:47:42 PM

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i cant wait to have kids

when i'm in my 30's

7/20/2007 11:48:46 PM

StillFuchsia
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"I have no desire to know what it feels like to have an epidural shoved in my spine"


It actually feels pretty fucking great when you're in pain (they gave me one after surgery once after discovering exactly how allergic to morphine I was)

7/20/2007 11:54:11 PM

Kurtis636
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I want nothing to do with children. They're horrible in every way. The very idea of having to care for one of those horrid little things makes me nauseous.

7/21/2007 12:25:54 AM

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doped up on lidocaine

ha ha ha ha ha ha probably not the best choice of words. numbed up?

anyways, EVERYONE will tell you that if you asked any couple who just got pregnant if they were financially able to have a kid [the day before] they would have said no.

if you want a baby just have a baby. unless like youre a total junky and have no income

7/21/2007 12:44:34 AM

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"Then afterbirth having your huge penised husband fly in and out with no resistance because you've already shot out a bowling ball and it's forever damaged and then having to go through the embarrassment of replacing your tampon everytime you sneeze."


I expressed some concerns about this and my mom swears that after each of her 3 kids that everything went back to normal and she's never had any complaints in the bedroom. Doing pelvic floor exercises before and after pregnancy make everything all nice and tight afterwards. If not, some doctors will take an extra stitch.

7/21/2007 12:52:12 AM

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To be fair, your mom is only one case. What's scary are all those stories you see about women needing reconstructive vaginal surgery after giving birth due to extensive tearing/episiotomies or uterine prolapse.

7/21/2007 1:08:38 AM

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bttt

10/19/2007 3:44:56 PM

bottombaby
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My baby is now doing the full body rolls like in the first video. I was sitting in the doctor's office waiting for my grandmother and the kid was moving around in there bumping the book that I was reading and moving my shirt around. The dude sitting across from me chuckled and asked me when I was due.

10/19/2007 4:06:12 PM

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when are you do btw?

10/19/2007 4:08:01 PM

bottombaby
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January 11th. Just started my 3rd trimester and have less than 3 months to go.

10/19/2007 4:11:25 PM

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"I expressed some concerns about this and my mom swears that after each of her 3 kids that everything went back to normal and she's never had any complaints in the bedroom. Doing pelvic floor exercises before and after pregnancy make everything all nice and tight afterwards. If not, some doctors will take an extra stitch."


I would feel totally awkward saying something like that to my mom.

10/19/2007 4:13:21 PM

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^^is it a boy or a girl or are you waiting?

10/19/2007 4:18:18 PM

bottombaby
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It's a boy.

The labor/delivery room has internet access. I've been joking with my husband about bringing the lap top so I can post while I'm in labor.

10/19/2007 4:20:20 PM

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haha if i put my ear on your stomach could i hear the kid in there?

10/19/2007 4:23:49 PM

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WEBCAM ACCESS FOR PREMIES.


GET TO WORK ON THAT.

10/19/2007 4:24:53 PM

bottombaby
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If he's in the right position, you can hear his heartbeat, which is way faster than an adult's heartbeat.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 4:26 PM. Reason : I'm definitely not the only pregnant TWWer.]

10/19/2007 4:25:36 PM

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you know how you can thump cantelopes to see if they are ripe? can you do that with a stomach?

10/19/2007 4:27:31 PM

bottombaby
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DNL, that's a stupid question. No. You cannot thump my stomach to see if it's ready.

10/19/2007 4:28:31 PM

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^^
Yes. If your girlfriend is pregnant, just give her stomach a good hard THUMP! with your fist and then be like, "No, I don't think it's ready yet. I'll thump you again tomorrow."

10/19/2007 5:05:58 PM

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id like to have kids in 5 years or so, granted i find the right man and everything. As for now, i've got some traveling to do.
i usually don't really find it all that gross, but that whole cutting that vag thing (at least thats what it looked like) kinda grossed me out.

10/19/2007 5:26:00 PM

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10/19/2007 5:35:06 PM

joe17669
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^ oh my god that poor woman

10/19/2007 5:39:47 PM

DiamondAce
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Damn! You gotta respect that woman.

10/19/2007 6:05:53 PM

bottombaby
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After a singleton or twins, the skin on your stomach will generally return to something close to normal given time. But anytime you end up with multiples, you just wear your poor tummy out. That lady who had twins and then sextuplets, her tummy was b0rked and it took surgery to tighten everything back up.

10/19/2007 6:14:14 PM

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I am officially freaked out by ^^^^

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 8:10 PM. Reason : ^'s]

10/19/2007 8:10:05 PM

drunknloaded
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hey whats the latest a pregnant woman can have sex?

10/20/2007 2:06:42 PM

bottombaby
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You can have sex right up until your water breaks. Most women are told not to have sex the last month because it can induce labor, but other women are known to have sex late in their pregnancy in order to induce labor (especially if they're over-due and the doctor gives them permission).

10/20/2007 2:09:20 PM

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very interesting...

10/20/2007 2:19:18 PM

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1/10/2008 12:38:29 AM

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yuck, I'm totally gonna adopt


from China or somewhere...it's just like the pound but you get kids instead of puppies

1/10/2008 12:43:27 AM

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"just wait until you actually have to deliver a baby

that is quite possibly one of the nastiest things i have ever seen/touched"



the one i saw wasnt so bad

however the ear piercing blood curdling scream she let out when the head was coming out was /shudder the worst

but then it was over and i cried like a shmuck cuz its a special moment

1/10/2008 1:20:41 AM

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The head would be bad, but the shoulders are probably killer. Still, as far as I understand, they only do the cut as the head is coming out. Just a little difference in orientation can be life or death for this. I think I would freak out if I had to help with a home delivery.

Oh, added new pic to my gallery for this conversation.

1/10/2008 2:01:51 AM

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I'm scared that I'm going to give birth to a pod/larvae mutant like in The Fly.

plus I watch way too many shows on discovery health about deformities. blech.

1/10/2008 2:23:07 AM

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it's not that bad. actually, when i was watching my son being born, it was nothing compared to the other stuff i've seen.

of course when i was younger, i would have been, EWwwwwwww!

1/10/2008 2:27:49 AM

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"My older brother claimed that the birth of his daughter was the most disgusting thing that he had ever witnessed."


And he's correct. 2girls1cup has nothing on it.

1/10/2008 2:32:58 AM

BigBlueRam
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oh HELL no to this whole thread.

1/10/2008 2:37:49 AM

Seotaji
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"When I have my babies, I am gonna do it watching Venture Brothers doped up on some lidocaine... POssibly have a bag of chocolates sitting by my bed ...See how those bitches like that!"


go team venture!

1/10/2008 3:11:58 AM

BigBlueRam
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squirt, are you going to artificially insemenate yourself? or make your own in a pitri dish? or what?

1/10/2008 3:20:22 AM

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