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12/1/2007 2:08:46 PM

Before I post this dream:
- should I get pregnant now or in the near future, I will have an abortion
- at any time, remaining pregnant is a significant risk to my health
- my bf and I plan to adopt when it comes time for children

I dreamt last night that I went to visit my mom in the hospital, and realized I was a day or two away from giving birth. So I swung by the OB-GYN folks and asked about adoption - I did NOT want to keep this baby. They told me I should have enrolled in the program 6mos ago, and that it was going to cost me $600, even if I did enroll right then.

I left, bought a bottle of water, and when I went to pull out my cell phone, my baby was in my pocket with it, and was the size of my open cell phone. I checked my boobs, and I wasn't making milk, so I grabbed a mom in the waiting room and told her the baby surprised me, that I wasn't lactating, that I didn't want the baby, and asked if she'd nurse it while I ran to get some formula.

Then I got back, and the receptionist said that since it was so clear that I didn't want the baby, they'd farm it out for adoption if I still wanted to.

And I walked out of the hospital, got in the car, and drove home.

12/29/2007 8:31:55 PM

W.T.F.

12/29/2007 8:33:02 PM

Yeah.

12/29/2007 8:33:47 PM

they are not good conversation ... when someone tells you a long-ass dream it's the most boring thing ever

12/29/2007 8:35:09 PM

i love dreams

mine
other people's
long ones
short ones


i r speculate muchly

12/29/2007 8:36:03 PM

I should say there are exceptions, some dream stories can be very entertaining

12/29/2007 8:38:08 PM

I had a dream once that I won the lottery and was rich

all it did was make me wake up pissed off. I stayed pissed for the entire day

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:45 PM. Reason : d]

12/29/2007 8:45:04 PM

^hahaha... I've done that.

When I won the lottery I put a million in the bank and spent the rest of my life giving away the rest of the money to charities and other worthy causes. I remember something about a transfer-truck full of computers for my crappy, underfunded high school and some other good deeds.

12/30/2007 1:33:39 AM

i had a dream somone was repeatedly trying to kill me. Good times

12/30/2007 5:12:50 PM

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"W.T.F."

is right. Wow, that's a weird dream, Christine.

12/30/2007 5:19:46 PM

I've had recurring dreams involving school buses my entire life. Either I'm 1) on a bus with an out of control driver who swerves all over the road/drives off cliffs. 2) missing my bus in the morning or 3) waiting at the bus stop in the morning.


I don't know what this means.

12/30/2007 8:18:29 PM

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"Have some coleslaw Emo"

12/30/2007 8:26:17 PM

this morning, i dreamt that i made it with jodie sweetin (no, it wasn't that sort of dream)--i remember waking up, thinking, "hmm, that's kinda weird," then going back to sleep

12/31/2007 10:13:51 AM

i had a dream last night that my dad was trying to tell me that clemson's colors weren't orange and purple.

i think it's b/c he always argues w/ me about college football, and has no idea what he's talking about.

12/31/2007 11:45:14 AM

So I am about 15 years old waiting for the school bus with a few other people. Fear came over me and then I saw zoom by on my grandfather's farmall tracker an EXTREMELY scary looking red-headed clown with VERY messed up cracked/dripping makeup. He is swinging some kind of weapon over his head that looks like a propeller then the weapon mysteriously changes to a spiked ball and chain. Everyone panics and he screeches the breaks, turns around and comes after all of us. Mind you his weapon as he kills people changes with each person he kills, like there is a specific weapon for each person's demise.

Right before he got to me I woke up to go pee. I was scared that this guy was the shadow in shower that was reflected in the mirror.

12/31/2007 12:18:38 PM

from what I can remember (I rarely remember dreams), they have been around what I have been daydreaming about lately

Can't complain much

12/31/2007 1:41:27 PM

dreams have PLENTY of significance.........it means you're sleeping

12/31/2007 1:42:42 PM

or really high

12/31/2007 1:43:14 PM

I dreamt last night that witherspoon, where this takes place, is floating through space.

Jim cantore is 'lecturing'...really, doing stand-up, and the professor's area is really the little outdoor classroom by thompkins or whatever. And you can see galaxies flying by as he lectures. And he starts going downhill really rapidly, so I start peeling and eating an orange, but Jen bangs on the window, and indicates to me I should come. Since Cantore has just left, I do, and she goes DUDE CHECK THIS OUT and she steals my orange

So I walk out, and Shadowrunner grabs my arm, and shows me this picture of two dyke lesbians that just got married, and how awesome it is that marriage has made the uglier one look like a real man, so they don't get harassed when they go out in public, and fuck, they can even play golf without getting harassed. And since i've got to put together a team of four for a golf tournament, I'm like, 'o rly? think I could recruit them to play in a golf tourney my frat's holding?' and he goes, 'sure, but I want to play too' and so I have now have this ragamuffin team that's seriously going to raise eyebrows.

I woke from that dream at 2:40.

The next one, I woke up at 4am.
My parents have a creek through their property, and the land around the bridge is SERIOUSLY eroding. IRL, I'm not especially worried about running off, because I never go in reverse over this bridge. In my dream, I was trying to run down a dancing clown at the end of the driveway, so I gunned my car (ford escort) in reverse over the bridge, but I miss, and end up spanning the creek, on very soft land. I'm like, SHIT, because my camera and laptop are in there. I roll down my windows, and throw those into the lawn, but since my car isn't falling, like I expected, especially with now rising floodwater, I start throwing everything onto the lawn. Then at some point, my mom gets in the car, it becomes a PT cruiser, and I try to stem the flow of water in the car with a fucking cereal box (??). Also, my car was replaced because USAA is a great insurance company. I never did run over that damn clown.

I have no idea wtf was going on last night

3/19/2008 4:43:36 PM

i'm surprised Atlas hasn't posted here bout "remembering dreams" yet.

[Edited on March 19, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : durr]

3/19/2008 4:50:00 PM

I don't have dreams anymore.

Anybody try lucid dreaming? That's when you're aware you're in the dream and can manipulate it.

3/19/2008 4:51:54 PM

i've had some crazy ones that i'm pretty sure are equivalent to what very good drugs would do.
i don't really think dreams have a huge significance at all but some do seem to reflect experiences, and in some cases some events turn out exactly how experienced the dream. i remember once that it hit me when i was in a movie theatre with an ex watchin one of the pirates of the carib movies, and i had dreamt the movie and the ex, before i had met her. the ppl in the movie, her, everything. freaky times.

i just hate the dreams that make me feel like crap as soon as i wake up, usually because i had a bad dream that i was all but certain was completely real

[Edited on March 19, 2008 at 5:02 PM. Reason : and ambrosia... what in the heck??? ]

3/19/2008 5:02:15 PM

Of course dreams have meaning. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot.

3/19/2008 5:07:36 PM

Lucid dreaming is awesome, but sleep paralysis is terrifying.

3/19/2008 5:11:13 PM

Acetylcholine ftw.

3/19/2008 5:13:29 PM

after the dream i had the other night i hope the mother fuckers come true!

3/19/2008 8:22:51 PM

i had a dream where i unloaded copious amounts ( 5-6 ounces ) of my man juice on this girls face

3/19/2008 8:27:55 PM

i wish i remembered my dreams

3/19/2008 11:30:32 PM

i had a dream a few nights ago where Slave Famous paid me a large sum of money to fuck a particular girl on webcam and he was giving me instructions through a bluetooth earpiece.

it was weird.

the entire time im nailing this girl, there's a comic book cloud with darkskin jermaine giving me directions

3/19/2008 11:33:14 PM

I had a dream a few nights ago where pilgrimshoes invited me over to his house for dinner. We had a pleasant and delicious meal and then I helped him with the dishes and clean-up. He was finishing at the sink and I wrapped my arms around his waist and kissed the side of his neck. He leaned back into me and was quite certain he could feel my hard cock pressing against him.

He turned around and leaned in to kiss me. It was a deep passionate kiss full of longing and desire. I don't know how long we kissed; both trying to slake our need for closeness long denied. When we broke the kiss, we just smiled and hugged each other. No words were spoken as we shut off the lights and went into the bedroom.

pilgrimshoespulled down the covers on the bed and I began to undress. When I was naked, I turned to face him. Our cocks were both hard with excitement and anticipation. We walked toward each other and began to kiss and feel each others' bodies; our cocks pressed together and touching; rubbing.

When we broke our embrace this time, I went to lie in the bed. He went to the dresser and brought out a box of condoms and KY jelly; I smiled. We placed them on the headboard and then began exploring each other's body. pilgrimshoes straddled my chest and I felt his lips and then his mouth cover my throbbing cock.

I slid my hands up feeling his thighs first, hips and then his firm ass. I brought his cock to my own eager mouth and swirled my tongue over his thick head tasting a bit of pre-cum. I then sucked him down into my mouth, heard him moan and he began to suck on me harder while massaging my balls. I knew we weren't going to last much longer; our excitement was feeding our lust.

When I started to massage pilgrimshoes balls, he started to piston in and out of my mouth harder and faster. I was doing the same to his mouth; needing release that had been pent up for so long. I felt my balls tighten against me and knew I was going to shoot my load.

I felt his balls tighten also and then he came with a low moan; I came shortly after.

3/19/2008 11:48:19 PM

3/19/2008 11:52:16 PM

Disturbed does not qualify

3/20/2008 12:10:13 AM

bttt

8/14/2009 8:37:57 AM

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"the entire time im nailing this girl, there's a comic book cloud with darkskin jermaine giving me directions"

i choked on my bojangles tea

8/14/2009 8:45:44 AM

I only dream when I'm drunk. What does that mean?

8/14/2009 11:51:36 AM

You were born gay.

8/14/2009 11:57:57 AM

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"bttt"

why?

who the fuck would even remember this chit chat thread after 18 months?

8/14/2009 12:06:04 PM

someone who searched and asked gunzz to bump the thread instead of making another one

8/14/2009 12:07:21 PM

NRR dishing out that justice

8/14/2009 12:08:25 PM

^^ if i want 2 year old threads to be continually ressurected every time some numnuts wants to add another assnugget, I'll go hang out in Badouche's Lounge.

8/14/2009 12:13:43 PM

somebody makes a new dream thread and half of tww bashes them for remaking a thread

somebody PMs a mod and gets a thread bumped and joe_schmoe gets all tuff

THESE ARE TOUGH DECISIONS WE TDUBBERS MUST MAKE

8/14/2009 12:15:57 PM

I did.

I'd say something to the effect of 'tough tittes; deal with it', but he's taking up part of willy nilly's mantle. Namely, the part where fun can't be had, and sleeping dogs can't lie.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:07 PM. Reason : sd]

8/14/2009 1:06:07 PM

Of course there is significance to dreaming. But what kind of significance do you mean? For instance, I don't think it is happening for absolutely no reason son. Our shit has evolved some very useful characteristics and dreaming seems to benefit the mind, perhaps through allowing it to work through stressful events and resolve them in some way.

Now, are you asking if dreams are some kind of truth telling mechanism or something? If so, I think you already know the answer. Is analyzing dreams useful though? Yes, I think so. It should certainly let you know what is going on in your mind, since that shit is what's creating the dreams in the first place son.

8/14/2009 1:19:21 PM

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" RANDOM NEURAL FIRINGS"

8/14/2009 1:22:09 PM

its a compilation of past experiences, subconscious thoughts, and randomness.

8/14/2009 1:28:48 PM

i was thinking today and i would estimate my dream types to be

50% fishing
25% school (mostly engineering problems)
15% sex
10% miscellaneous

8/30/2009 11:08:35 PM

i usually don't remember my dreams for long when i wake up. the only ones i remember are bad/scary/traumatic ones. which sucks. if i could have a nice dream about sex or fishing that would be cool. i mean i'm sure i have those dreams but i can never remember them!

why can i only remember the bad ones?? i want to remember my good dreams, too! help dream experts!

8/30/2009 11:21:56 PM

i don't remember mine very well either. those numbers are based on the few that i do remember so maybe they're skewed.

[Edited on August 30, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : the sex ones are actually fairly boring]

8/30/2009 11:23:10 PM

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"why can i only remember the bad ones?? i want to remember my good dreams, too! help dream experts!"

Not an expert, but... Ever heard of one bad things erases 100 good things? Well it's like that really. Good things really don't bother you and set no alarms (Everything is hunky dory). However, when you're on edge, you remember fear, panic, despair, because those are problems you need to attend to.

That's why you remember the bad. That's why you leave the good alone.

8/30/2009 11:26:04 PM