[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 9:38 AM. Reason : a]

11/1/2007 9:37:03 AM

The premise is completely retarded.

Completely. Retarded.

11/1/2007 10:25:11 AM

what is the premise? aliens land in a bumfuck town and kill everyone, and a predator comes along to kill the aliens?

11/1/2007 10:35:16 AM

http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=avp2_halloween_clip

11/1/2007 11:30:22 AM

Are those supposed to be alien/predator hybrids? Silly. Who would have sex with the predator?

11/1/2007 3:22:17 PM

^ a facehugger would

11/1/2007 3:41:49 PM

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/a/Aliens-Vs-Predator-Requiem/index-3687454.html

first five minutes.

12/11/2007 3:49:30 PM

predators gots to get they dick wet too!!1

12/11/2007 3:56:46 PM

someone needs to pump a couple hundred million dollars into a movie and make an all out alien vs. human war on earth

i guess they could have predators too

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 3:57 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2007 3:56:58 PM

some idiot called the radio show i listen to in the mornings cause they were talking about predator or something and he's like: "did you hear they're making aliens vs predator: requeeem"

"i think it's pronounced requiem"

"no, it's requeeeem"

then they made fun of him for like 10 minutes.

12/11/2007 6:24:31 PM

Alien 3 was suppose to take place on Earth.

12/11/2007 7:41:29 PM

^no, it took place on Fiorina 161

12/11/2007 8:58:27 PM

It's going to be so halfassed if they just recycle Alan Silvestri's score from Predator.

I have to admit that I do kind of like the notion of one Predator of a previously unseen level of bad-assery going into this situation to clean it up. Well, at least he had better be just that good. The ones in the first AVP were pathetic, so "La Bamba" has a hard road to hoe to rectify that mistake.

Every time I think about what the directors said to describe this Predator, I can hear Samuel L. Jackson saying "Oh shit, Marsellus, you're sending the Wolf?"

12/11/2007 9:18:34 PM

holy shit ..

12/11/2007 9:29:41 PM

^^The predators in the first AvP were like teenagers. Hunting the aliens is like a coming of age ritual. They were supposed to be pussies

12/12/2007 8:10:43 AM

^ I understood that, but it was still disappointing. I still would have thought that 3 novices would have managed to fare better than they did.

12/12/2007 8:47:21 AM

they need to bring danny glover back


i'm seeing this movie. if i could live through the "baywatch predator" scene in AVP, i can live through this.

12/12/2007 9:04:18 AM

What I want to know is, WHEN are we going to see a female predator?!!?!!?!

12/12/2007 9:51:30 AM

We won't, predators have learned to not let them out of the kitchen.

12/12/2007 10:14:54 AM

^^hopefully never

12/12/2007 10:43:57 AM

I thought the clip of the first five minutes was promising.

12/12/2007 11:04:22 AM

hahaha, i can just see a chick predator walking around with an apron and rolling pin

12/12/2007 9:46:43 PM

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"if i could live through the "baywatch predator" scene in AVP, i can live through this."

que?

12/12/2007 9:49:35 PM

what about the part where it looked like the predator and that chick were gonna make out at the end

gotta be in the top 10 worst i've ever seen

12/12/2007 10:31:51 PM

I'll cautiously say that there won't be a good AVP until they throw in a team of colonial marines.

12/13/2007 3:54:32 AM

In my opinion, the first movie wasn't good because it wasn't aliens vs. predators, it was 20% scenes of aliens pwning n00b predators and 80% scenes of random human drama. It also didn't help that it was only PG-13 instead of R, though I'm not sure how much it would have helped considering everything else. If this movie is to be great, they need to throw the human-survival angle out the window and just focus on some badass preds blasting and impaling the shit out of anything that moves.

12/13/2007 4:41:52 AM

^ Looking at the redband trailer... I can't quite tell if any humans survive.

12/13/2007 4:54:37 AM

Quote :

"I'll cautiously say that there won't be a good AVP until they throw in a team of colonial marines."

NO FUCKING DOUBT! HOW HARD IS IT TO GO BACK INTO SPACE, FIND THE ALIEN HOMEWORLD, OOPS THERE ARE PREDATORS ALREADY THERE TOO, OOPS THE MARINES GET CAUGHT BY BOTH, OH WELL MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY BADASS FIREFIGHT, MARINES ALL DIE, ALIENS BARELY SURVIVE, AND PREDATOR WINS

SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD, HOW HARD IS THAT?!?!

Quote :

"In my opinion, the first movie wasn't good because it wasn't aliens vs. predators, it was 20% scenes of aliens pwning n00b predators and 80% scenes of random human drama. It also didn't help that it was only PG-13 instead of R, though I'm not sure how much it would have helped considering everything else. If this movie is to be great, they need to throw the human-survival angle out the window and just focus on some badass preds blasting and impaling the shit out of anything that moves."

FTW

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 12:53 PM. Reason : .]

12/13/2007 12:53:00 PM

Oh good, I finally get to use this quote in its original context.

Quote :

"Alien Vs. Predator was so bad I pooped myself in the theater and smeared it on my face to camoflauge myself and hide from my dignity."

12/13/2007 2:12:59 PM

i was thinking about it and...

we were really spoiled with the directors for the first three alien movies

Alien: Ridley Scott
Aliens: James Cameron
Alien 3: David Fincher

i mean, jesus

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

12/13/2007 3:12:04 PM

Quote :

"SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD, HOW HARD IS THAT?!?!"

Might be difficult, since I think James Cameron has intellectual rights to the Colonial Marines. I seem to remember reading an article back when AVP came out explaining that Fox couldn't convince him to let anyone else use USCM likenesses.

12/13/2007 4:58:30 PM

^ Why the hell would he do that? Is there a Titanic vs. USCM coming out?

12/13/2007 5:34:51 PM

um the UCSM ie Space Marines, have been used in so many novels, movies, tv shows, video games etc...

12/13/2007 5:38:06 PM

True that, but Fox always seems to cite a loophole in the agreement that Cameron controls the intellectual rights to the USCM on film.

12/13/2007 6:48:35 PM

Quote :

"^ Why the hell would he do that? Is there a Titanic vs. USCM coming out?"

lol


Is it just me or does the Preda-alien look stupid?

[Edited on December 14, 2007 at 12:14 PM. Reason : ....]

12/14/2007 12:14:22 PM

The dreads kinda ruin it for me.

12/14/2007 8:04:05 PM

i think its kinda gay the only predator representation is the dreads and the mouth. i guess that's the most recognizable part though. here's to this movie not sucking

12/15/2007 4:36:45 PM

ok that trailer looked pretty badass

12/16/2007 6:41:50 PM

Terrible grammar, but good news from the wikipedia article:

"The Brothers Strause have said they want to take the franchise into the future, where it originated from."

12/16/2007 9:29:22 PM

ahahaha


what the fuck

[Edited on December 16, 2007 at 9:35 PM. Reason : e]

12/16/2007 9:34:52 PM

^^ thank fucking god.

The only way this movie line can end properly is with motherfucking space marines

12/16/2007 9:37:58 PM

I'd love nothing better than to see the Colonial Marines again. The tech is just so amazingly well thought out. If you've got a chance to look through the Colonial Marines Technical Manual, you'll enjoy it. It's impossible to find in print anymore, so check your friendly neighborhood Torrent tracker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens:_Colonial_Marines_Technical_Manual

12/16/2007 11:27:01 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0061053430/ref=dp_olp_2/103-8516740-5217466

Damn expensive out of print book!

12/16/2007 11:35:45 PM

fucking badass

there's got to be a pdf of this somewhere

12/17/2007 10:24:55 AM

There is indeed - I found it about 2 years ago. Some torrent tracker is bound to still have it.

12/17/2007 11:41:43 AM

If they set one in the same period as Aliens they also have creative license to make up all kinds of cool new shit for predators.

12/17/2007 2:51:35 PM

Dudes.

There's a firefight in like a Kmart.

k mart

How can you possibly think this won't suck?

Let me tell you how to make an acceptable AVP movie. In fact, lets say this is the only acceptable way:


-Jacked Colonial Marines
-Remote, desperate space colony
-Predators that don't try to make friends with humans and most importantly, dont fucking suck at killing shit (lolavp1)
-Non Emo, Non Bitchy human character that can be the only lone survivor (for humans)
-Explosions, blood, explosions, blood, more explosions.

12/17/2007 4:13:03 PM

Terminators vs Alien vs Predators vs Batman...there hollywood, you have a movie idea that will pretty much write itself. have at it.

12/17/2007 4:19:24 PM

vs. Optimus Prime (how could you forget a giant robot?)

12/17/2007 4:21:05 PM

Thats for the sequel..duh Fucking n00b.

12/17/2007 4:23:20 PM