nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
i saw kenneth on the today show the other day
the real pages think he's a hero 10/16/2007 7:49:48 PM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
he was tripping me out when he was talking to tracy's girl
i will come over
at night time 10/16/2007 7:54:20 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Cookie Jars FTW 10/19/2007 2:38:19 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
you can't ax a tiger not to turn into a chinese dude at midnight! 10/20/2007 12:22:05 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
my favorite of the season so far 10/25/2007 8:59:21 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
haha awesome
baldwin doing all the voices was the best thing ever 10/25/2007 10:15:55 PM |
sublimechica All American 10847 Posts user info edit post |
^agreed! 10/25/2007 10:32:36 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
DY-NO-MITE! 10/25/2007 10:33:23 PM |
E-Dawg All American 8309 Posts user info edit post |
how about cat penises?
perhaps the greatest ending line of a sitcom episode ever. 10/26/2007 2:39:40 AM |
iphotou All American 13047 Posts user info edit post |
It was a good episode. 10/26/2007 8:45:31 AM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
oh god - i just watched this week's. Alec Baldwin stole the show with those voices 10/27/2007 12:42:09 AM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
just watched this week's episode for the 2nd time.
there's something about this show that makes me unnaturally happy..... 10/27/2007 11:23:59 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
perhaps you have a thing for pet penises
?? 10/28/2007 8:50:34 PM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock/video/werewolf_bar_mitzvah.shtml
And download song here: http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock/take_it/ww_barmitz_ver6.mp3 11/1/2007 10:48:06 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
^that is awesome 11/1/2007 2:20:32 PM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
David Schwimmer...... is the worst
ha, great line People will get excited and expect lots of great stuff. yeah... just like Colonial Williamsburg...
[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 8:49 PM. Reason : .] 11/8/2007 8:38:23 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
The party scene was fucking golden. 11/8/2007 9:14:49 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
the al gore part was completely ruined by the emergency broadcast system test 11/9/2007 12:13:10 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
weird
i didn't have a test 11/9/2007 1:25:46 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
neither did I
I hate David Schwimmer, He sucked all the funny out 11/9/2007 1:28:13 PM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
He was great recurring guest on CYE a couple of seasons of ago. 11/9/2007 7:53:19 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Did anyone else notice that Al Gore pronounced it "Hwale" like on Family Guy? 11/12/2007 5:55:24 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
hate David Schwimmer, He sucked all the funny out 11/12/2007 6:43:10 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
i thought he was funny because i hate him
if you know what i'm sayin 11/12/2007 6:46:52 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
best episode ever!
the entire thing had me cracking up 11/15/2007 10:48:44 PM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
not the best, but very good. like i've said before about 30 Rock, I had a smile the entire time. I love all the current political stuff they do. 11/15/2007 10:50:05 PM |
iphotou All American 13047 Posts user info edit post |
The Verizon Wireless "promo" was funny. 11/16/2007 9:18:47 AM |
mrlebowski All American 9310 Posts user info edit post |
PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! 11/16/2007 10:06:13 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't know that ottoman had wheels. 11/16/2007 3:05:41 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39305 Posts user info edit post |
another vote for best episode ever
"the hair, its the suit of the head" 11/16/2007 3:30:06 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Best lines ever
"I assure you, Lemon. John McCain is very real."
white rum, with diet ginger ale and a splash of lime "For men, it’s called a Hardy Boy,"
"God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things."
"Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you science."
"We Parcells are neither wealthy nor circumcised, but we are proud."
"We’ll ignore our differences till the sex goes bad, then we’ll walk away bitter and angry." 11/16/2007 3:44:25 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39305 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "white rum, with diet ginger ale and a splash of lime "For men, it’s called a Hardy Boy,"" |
probably the best of the night
that and tracy talking to the pigeon
"why do you eat peoples leftover fries? don't you know you can fly?"11/16/2007 3:46:26 PM |
aimorris All American 15213 Posts user info edit post |
tell her that her butt is an apple and you want to take a bite 11/16/2007 4:58:59 PM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
ahah, the Pants! Pants! Pants! line had me rolling.
and here's Matt Roush's take on the episode (form TVGuide):
Quote : | "Every week, after laughing myself silly at the warped lunacy of 30 Rock on Thursday nights and then being greeted by the stubbornly low ratings on Friday morning, I’m more than ever convinced that this inspired comedy is the new Arrested Development. (And not just because it’s a dark-horse Emmy winner, also taking home the best-comedy trophy after its first season.) Here’s another cult classic that is apparently too off-kilter to be more than an acquired taste, unfortunately destined to fly under the radar.
This view isn’t coming from a comedy snob. I get a kick out of most of CBS’ more mainstream Monday comedies, including the new Big Bang Theory, which gets funnier and more confident by the week. On Thursdays I’m still delighted by 30 Rock’s time-period rival, the sweetly campy Ugly Betty. But 30 Rock strikes me as something special, something to treasure, firing on all burners with a wild and hilariously absurdist sensibility.
This week’s episode, the first featuring The Sopranos' Edie Falco as congresswoman Celeste "CC" Cunningham, a liberal love interest for right-wing NBC exec Jack Donaghy (the brilliant Alec Baldwin), was so full of memorable and quotable laugh-out-loud moments. Indulge me as I share a top 10 from this half hour alone. Trust me, there were at least a dozen more.
Jack revealing he gets his hair cut every two days. "Your hair is your head suit," he informs Liz Lemon (the wry, dry Tina Fey). "When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males." (Cut to Jack being mocked for a messy 'do.)
Jack is getting his hair cut in advance of a party being hosted by John McCain and Jack Bauer. When Liz informs him he (meaning 24’s Bauer) doesn’t actually exist, Jack pipes up: "I assure you, Lemon. John McCain is very real." I want to live in Jack Donaghy’s world.
Liz suspects her vaguely Middle Eastern neighbor (Saturday Night Live’s gifted Fred Armisen) is a terrorist, and blabs to the authorities, who promptly nab and torture him. (Turns out he’s just preparing an audition tape for The Amazing Race.) "That pita pocket might be a terrorist. Did that sound racist?" she asks her roomie, Pete (Scott Adsit).
Jack is mocked by CC for ordering a girlie drink (white rum, with diet ginger ale and a splash of lime) that the bartender calls a Nancy Drew. "For men, it’s called a Hardy Boy," Jack corrects him.
All of the suggestions that NBC’s corporate owner, the Sheinhardt Wig Company, is polluting the world. (In a parody of New York’s "If you see something, say something" antiterrorism crusade, Liz spots a poster declaring, "We don’t poison the world. Terrorists do," courtesy of the good old Sheinhardt company.)
CC reveals she was the victim of a disfiguring accident involving a dog and a shotgun, which became the basis of a Lifetime movie: "A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: The Celeste Cunningham Story." Saturday Night Live's versatile Kristen Wiig is glimpsed (as fictional actress Candice Van Der Shark) playing the Lifetime version of CC, which Jack watches in horror.
As CC yammers on about her work with the Clintons, Jack declares: "God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things."
Tracy Morgan, the ghetto Cyrano, feeds Jack come-on lines as Jack stands outside CC’s office window in Harlem: "Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you science."
Kenneth the page (the fearlessly goofy Jack McBrayer) loses a pair of Jack’s pants that cost $2,500. Distraught, he cries: "Uncle Butch was right. I’m just a stupid country bumpkin with great skin and soft hands." But later he announces, "We Parcells are neither wealthy nor circumcised, but we are proud."
And finally, Jack decides to keep seeing CC: "We’ll ignore our differences till the sex goes bad, then we’ll walk away bitter and angry."
That a boy. What a show." |
[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 1:22 PM. Reason : grgrg]11/19/2007 1:12:13 PM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel your pain. I'm black, she's white. I'm black, she's light-skinned black. I'm black, she's 17." |
11/20/2007 7:07:51 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Lots of super subtle Iraq jokes. 11/29/2007 9:03:42 PM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not sure if they were subtle..... well, the premise with the baseball team and many of the jokes weren't, but i guess there were a lot of other more subtle ones in there.
I love this show. You know, I think maybe The Office might be a "better" show overall, but i really enjoy watching 30 Rock more every week.
Tina looks outstanding, btw 11/29/2007 9:08:28 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, my last post was sarcasm. 11/29/2007 9:21:29 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
i dont know if the "you can't wear blue" while tracy and alec were both wearing blue was a joke or stupidity 11/29/2007 10:18:49 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
I <3 Kennith
and Liz's boytoy, besides the Mom Complex ] 11/30/2007 12:28:12 AM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
aha, TJ got me again with his "That's two words!" line. 12/1/2007 7:40:02 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, I just noticed that the statue of Jefferson Davis looks nothing like him and is holding an M1 rifle. 12/1/2007 9:21:52 PM |
E-Dawg All American 8309 Posts user info edit post |
CAJUN STYLE 12/6/2007 11:14:11 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I'M BLACK 12/7/2007 12:04:19 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
BANTER! 12/7/2007 3:48:34 AM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
I've thought it was weird since S1 that Toofer isn't a title character, especially when Josh and Pete are. There's been several episodes this season when he's had a bigger role than those guys 12/7/2007 8:34:12 AM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
"You have to anticipate my needs!"
TJ also had me going with his animated movie with Shaq and his alter-ego line. 12/7/2007 11:06:18 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
^^ It's a plot by the Black Crusaders to keep down any black character that acts too white. 12/7/2007 12:09:58 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
is what we did last night considered sex? 12/7/2007 7:47:13 PM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
^^ yeah, i've thought it was ironic, actually, with as much racial humor and satire that they do, their 2nd major black character, who arguably gets as much or more than most of the other secondary characters, is conspicuously left out of the credits 12/7/2007 10:41:10 PM |