"I am all kinds of ungirly awesomeness"

-ambrosia

11/27/2007 10:35:36 AM

Quote :

"oh, i know ill be fishing for something to take back to my place and mount this weekend. and, i want some damn tuna already"

-Amiblondee

11/27/2007 4:40:44 PM

"i was really really really into children of men until the very end [...] and then i laughed uncontrollably for 45 minutes straight because it dawned on me it was a comedy"

-marko

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 11:11 PM. Reason : strange kid he is]

11/27/2007 11:11:12 PM

Quote :

"Suspend_Me All American 2642 Posts user info edit post Dear my Vibrator, You give me so much pleasure when the boys aren't around. You sometimes can please me better than any man..thank you soo much 9/6/2004 2:55:17 AM cpac All American 1730 Posts user info edit post Dear suspend me's vibrator, thank you for pleasing her when no other man wants to, or will. 9/6/2004 2:56:06 AM"

11/27/2007 11:55:03 PM

"What if I farted and then the roof fell in?"

-wdprice3

11/28/2007 12:02:41 AM

Quote :

"ahh the old "reverse psychology i-wont-have-sex-with-you-oh-youre-not-disappointed-let-me-try-and-convince-you-to-want -to-have-sex-with-me-because-i-just-inadvertantly-bruised-my-own-ego" ploy"

-kiljadn

11/28/2007 12:29:04 AM

"There's a skeeter on my peeter, flick it off"

-sawahash

11/28/2007 1:45:09 PM

I am pleased with this thread....it made me lol.

11/28/2007 1:58:32 PM

Quote :

"Edited on November 28, 2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^ambrosia was a girl i thought"

- FykalJpn

11/28/2007 11:09:18 PM

"books are for queers and english majors"

-Walter

11/29/2007 5:42:20 PM

he's such a douche

11/29/2007 5:46:58 PM

Quote :

"yeah I am pretty sure its better to get fucked up and maybe fuck up a car and a few telephone poles than to look like a total vagina to your only source of pussy"

11/29/2007 6:07:06 PM

Quote :

"i ain't goin to a fuckin acapella concert by myself homey."

-Yoshiemaster

12/1/2007 5:07:09 PM

"i am circumcised, but i have been learning a lot about the function of the foreskin"

-0EPII1

12/4/2007 12:03:43 PM

"yes, i am always a sarcastic cunt"

-mcfluffle

12/4/2007 8:03:40 PM

Quote :

"the entire garage is trolls... it should be called "under the bridge" so people will look out for trolls when they come here."

12/5/2007 4:10:33 PM

"it wouldnt even be so bad if women just let you feel their vagina every now and then"

-dnl

12/6/2007 10:30:36 AM

how is that an out of context?

thats all that he said, and meant everything about it

12/6/2007 10:31:17 AM

it's not out of context if you provide the context artard

12/6/2007 10:32:01 AM

well, a lot of these quotes aren't exactly out of context anyway and just funny on their own

12/6/2007 10:32:30 AM

an out of context quote would be something like

"I could definetly use one of those long, black rods right now"

when talking about the need for some car part

12/6/2007 10:34:54 AM

no, that's irony--"out of context" means that there is no context

12/6/2007 10:36:37 AM

wow, you are a fucking idiot

Quote :

"The practice of "quoting out of context", sometimes referred to as "contextomy," is a logical fallacy and type of false attribution in which a passage is removed from its surrounding matter in such a way as to distort its intended meaning. "

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:39 AM. Reason : asdf]

12/6/2007 10:37:56 AM

no...'out of context' means there was some other information that gives the quote a different meaning or interpretation; but this information has been removed and the quote has a different meaning or connotation.

irony is...hmm, the only things i can think up right now are fucked up so maybe someone else has a better example

12/6/2007 10:39:48 AM

i realize that "out of context" is an idiomatic expression, however, it also has a literal meaning, and considering that it's my fucking thread it means any goddamn thing i say it does

12/6/2007 10:41:27 AM

well then literally...

out of context means the quote was taken out of context,

Quote :

" 1 : the parts of a discourse that surround a word or passage and can throw light on its meaning"

so, its just a quote, and the thread simplifies to

« TWW Quotes »

which is a pretty god damn stupid thread, although it can bring the funny

12/6/2007 10:43:55 AM

eat my ass

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:45 AM. Reason : -FykalJpn]

12/6/2007 10:44:24 AM

12/6/2007 10:44:59 AM

insert the YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG pic for FykalJpn

12/6/2007 10:45:11 AM

dude dont tell me you want to do my sis "i either jeepin4X4 or biostreakn 4x4

12/6/2007 10:46:57 AM

wait what!?

12/6/2007 10:48:02 AM

Not really out of context...

Quote :

"pur your penis in my mouth i want a dick in my ass like yoshie"

-drunknloaded

12/6/2007 7:36:59 PM

^ i was just gonna post that

12/6/2007 8:10:36 PM

Quote :

"I don't want to unexpectedly see girls taking a shit no matter where I'm browsing from"

-konami

12/7/2007 1:42:13 AM

wtf...where did i post that?

12/7/2007 1:42:59 AM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=497939&page=1#11005325

gotcha bitch!

12/7/2007 1:48:48 AM

I like how it's out of context in the original thread too.


Just blatant homo shit.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 1:50 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 1:50:19 AM

"i'd make evan cry"

-GraniteBalls

12/9/2007 11:18:20 PM

Quote :

"god damnit. I didn't look to see where the wang was goin. I just looked for a penis"

- aaronburro

12/9/2007 11:26:10 PM

Quote :

"cpac All American 1730 Posts user info edit post Dear suspend me's vibrator, thank you for pleasing her when no other man wants to, or will. 9/6/2004 2:56:06 AM""

lol...i totally knew that kid.....seemed real quite

12/9/2007 11:33:33 PM

"another thing i would put in my purse would be my usb network adapter"

-dnl

[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:34 AM. Reason : haha, it gets worse and worse]

12/10/2007 2:33:53 AM

"I will kill you until you die"

-kiki

12/10/2007 2:05:20 PM

"i'll just add her to my list of 15 year olds i'd give the business."

-simonn

12/11/2007 12:52:07 AM

"I may or may not have called you a tasty homo"

-ambrosia

12/11/2007 1:56:47 AM

"condoms are for sailors"

-pwrstrkdf250

12/11/2007 2:04:56 AM

haha I was expecting to see the precious metal comment lol

12/11/2007 2:07:18 AM

"can I pay in fried chkn?"

-begonias

12/11/2007 2:15:44 AM

Quote :

""I will kill you until you die" -kiki"

i loled

12/11/2007 2:16:48 AM

i feel the safest at bojangles

-NC86

12/11/2007 2:59:48 AM

"set em up"

-chickenhead

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 3:09 AM. Reason : ^cause he's amongst his people]

12/11/2007 3:06:29 AM