FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"I am all kinds of ungirly awesomeness"
-ambrosia 11/27/2007 10:35:36 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh, i know ill be fishing for something to take back to my place and mount this weekend.
and, i want some damn tuna already" |
-Amiblondee 11/27/2007 4:40:44 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"i was really really really into children of men until the very end [...] and then i laughed uncontrollably for 45 minutes straight because it dawned on me it was a comedy"
-marko
[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 11:11 PM. Reason : strange kid he is] 11/27/2007 11:11:12 PM
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iphotou All American 13047 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Suspend_Me All American 2642 Posts user info edit post
Dear my Vibrator,
You give me so much pleasure when the boys aren't around. You sometimes can please me better than any man..thank you soo much
9/6/2004 2:55:17 AM cpac All American 1730 Posts user info edit post
Dear suspend me's vibrator, thank you for pleasing her when no other man wants to, or will.
9/6/2004 2:56:06 AM" |
11/27/2007 11:55:03 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"What if I farted and then the roof fell in?"
-wdprice3 11/28/2007 12:02:41 AM
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StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ahh the old "reverse psychology i-wont-have-sex-with-you-oh-youre-not-disappointed-let-me-try-and-convince-you-to-want -to-have-sex-with-me-because-i-just-inadvertantly-bruised-my-own-ego" ploy" |
-kiljadn 11/28/2007 12:29:04 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"There's a skeeter on my peeter, flick it off"
-sawahash 11/28/2007 1:45:09 PM
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WtchyWmn All American 1551 Posts user info edit post |
I am pleased with this thread....it made me lol. 11/28/2007 1:58:32 PM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Edited on November 28, 2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^ambrosia was a girl i thought" | - FykalJpn 11/28/2007 11:09:18 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"books are for queers and english majors"
-Walter 11/29/2007 5:42:20 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
he's such a douche 11/29/2007 5:46:58 PM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yeah I am pretty sure its better to get fucked up and maybe fuck up a car and a few telephone poles than to look like a total vagina to your only source of pussy" |
11/29/2007 6:07:06 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i ain't goin to a fuckin acapella concert by myself homey." |
-Yoshiemaster 12/1/2007 5:07:09 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"i am circumcised, but i have been learning a lot about the function of the foreskin"
-0EPII1 12/4/2007 12:03:43 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"yes, i am always a sarcastic cunt"
-mcfluffle 12/4/2007 8:03:40 PM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the entire garage is trolls...
it should be called "under the bridge" so people will look out for trolls when they come here." |
12/5/2007 4:10:33 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"it wouldnt even be so bad if women just let you feel their vagina every now and then"
-dnl 12/6/2007 10:30:36 AM
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DROD900 All American 24643 Posts user info edit post |
how is that an out of context?
thats all that he said, and meant everything about it 12/6/2007 10:31:17 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
it's not out of context if you provide the context artard 12/6/2007 10:32:01 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
well, a lot of these quotes aren't exactly out of context anyway and just funny on their own 12/6/2007 10:32:30 AM
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DROD900 All American 24643 Posts user info edit post |
an out of context quote would be something like
"I could definetly use one of those long, black rods right now"
when talking about the need for some car part 12/6/2007 10:34:54 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
no, that's irony--"out of context" means that there is no context 12/6/2007 10:36:37 AM
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DROD900 All American 24643 Posts user info edit post |
wow, you are a fucking idiot
Quote : | "The practice of "quoting out of context", sometimes referred to as "contextomy," is a logical fallacy and type of false attribution in which a passage is removed from its surrounding matter in such a way as to distort its intended meaning. " |
[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:39 AM. Reason : asdf] 12/6/2007 10:37:56 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
no...'out of context' means there was some other information that gives the quote a different meaning or interpretation; but this information has been removed and the quote has a different meaning or connotation.
irony is...hmm, the only things i can think up right now are fucked up so maybe someone else has a better example 12/6/2007 10:39:48 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i realize that "out of context" is an idiomatic expression, however, it also has a literal meaning, and considering that it's my fucking thread it means any goddamn thing i say it does 12/6/2007 10:41:27 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
well then literally...
out of context means the quote was taken out of context,
Quote : | " 1 : the parts of a discourse that surround a word or passage and can throw light on its meaning" |
so, its just a quote, and the thread simplifies to
« TWW Quotes »
which is a pretty god damn stupid thread, although it can bring the funny 12/6/2007 10:43:55 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
eat my ass
[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:45 AM. Reason : -FykalJpn] 12/6/2007 10:44:24 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
![](images/beatup.gif)
12/6/2007 10:44:59 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
insert the YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG pic for FykalJpn 12/6/2007 10:45:11 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
dude dont tell me you want to do my sis "i either jeepin4X4 or biostreakn 4x4 12/6/2007 10:46:57 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
wait what!? 12/6/2007 10:48:02 AM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Not really out of context...
Quote : | "pur your penis in my mouth
i want a dick in my ass like yoshie" |
-drunknloaded 12/6/2007 7:36:59 PM
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sglazier All American 1114 Posts user info edit post |
^ i was just gonna post that 12/6/2007 8:10:36 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't want to unexpectedly see girls taking a shit no matter where I'm browsing from" |
-konami 12/7/2007 1:42:13 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
wtf...where did i post that? 12/7/2007 1:42:59 AM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
/message_topic.aspx?topic=497939&page=1#11005325
gotcha bitch! 12/7/2007 1:48:48 AM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
I like how it's out of context in the original thread too.
Just blatant homo shit.
[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 1:50 AM. Reason : .] 12/7/2007 1:50:19 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"i'd make evan cry"
-GraniteBalls 12/9/2007 11:18:20 PM
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benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "god damnit. I didn't look to see where the wang was goin. I just looked for a penis" |
- aaronburro 12/9/2007 11:26:10 PM
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TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "cpac All American 1730 Posts user info edit post
Dear suspend me's vibrator, thank you for pleasing her when no other man wants to, or will.
9/6/2004 2:56:06 AM"" |
lol...i totally knew that kid.....seemed real quite 12/9/2007 11:33:33 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"another thing i would put in my purse would be my usb network adapter"
-dnl
[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:34 AM. Reason : haha, it gets worse and worse] 12/10/2007 2:33:53 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"I will kill you until you die"
-kiki 12/10/2007 2:05:20 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
"i'll just add her to my list of 15 year olds i'd give the business."
-simonn 12/11/2007 12:52:07 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"I may or may not have called you a tasty homo"
-ambrosia 12/11/2007 1:56:47 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"condoms are for sailors"
-pwrstrkdf250 12/11/2007 2:04:56 AM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
haha I was expecting to see the precious metal comment lol 12/11/2007 2:07:18 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"can I pay in fried chkn?"
-begonias 12/11/2007 2:15:44 AM
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tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""I will kill you until you die"
-kiki" |
i loled 12/11/2007 2:16:48 AM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
i feel the safest at bojangles
-NC86 12/11/2007 2:59:48 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
"set em up"
-chickenhead
[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 3:09 AM. Reason : ^cause he's amongst his people] 12/11/2007 3:06:29 AM
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