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11/14/2007 6:58:54 PM

^bastard

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2007 6:58:55 PM

As soon as girls know you can cook, they all beg like mad to have you cook for them...but dont ever really do anything about it.

I think they're all full of shit

11/15/2007 12:05:27 AM

man i wish i could've made it out the other night.

hit me up again next time.

11/15/2007 12:06:27 AM

I'm forced to cook for myself, being vegan...and I must say I've become quite good at cooking over the past year. Don't think the vegan cuisine really impresses the ladies, but my gf has become a convert and loves looking up new recipes with me.

/gay post

11/15/2007 12:13:04 AM

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"they're all full of shit"

yep. you can be the world's best cookin, singin, dancin, smooth talkin, motherfucker alive

but unless you're rich or got looks, she's just another bitch that's gonna turn you down.

sorry davey. they're every bit as shallow as dudes, but they rarely get called out for it.

11/15/2007 12:17:10 AM

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"I think they're all full of shit"

gotta weed out the ones who just want to get fat.

it's the ones who stick around after you cook for a group of friends that are worthy.

they might even help with the dishes (in the morning...).

11/15/2007 12:18:10 AM

I made a couple of bananas brûlée in as a test run for this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_10937,00.html

Which I will make tomorrow.

11/15/2007 2:06:50 AM

^ good call.

11/15/2007 2:16:19 AM

i cooked for my girl last night

she was all and

11/15/2007 9:28:13 AM

Never had a man cook for me except my dad.

First time one does, I'll probably give head for my dessert.

11/15/2007 9:29:24 AM

I can cook. Very well, actually.
I just hate cleaning dishes.

I have this orange sauce that is simply delicious


^I'll make you dinner babe
you won't even have to hurt your jaw giving me head. It's on the HOUSE!

11/15/2007 9:29:33 AM

I have been dating a chef for more than a year


Its nice when he cooks for me but I like cooking for him also and I know he appreciates it

The main problem with dating a chef is the weight gainage

11/15/2007 9:31:23 AM

^hahah

How's David doin?

11/15/2007 11:10:51 AM

So the banana splitsville turned out incredibly.

Those little spirally doodads were extremely hard to get off the paper without breaking though, I probably made 15 of them and only 8 made it off the wax paper.

11/15/2007 6:29:52 PM

^ nice, wtf is that yellow thing?

11/15/2007 6:31:32 PM

hardened caramelized sugar, in a spiral pattern.

Caramel sauce on the bottom, bananas with a caramalized sugar coating, and vanilla ice cream.

Very tasty and impressive looking, but also cheap as dirt to make.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 6:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2007 6:32:11 PM

I thought about this thread last night when I was grilling some Mahi Mahi and steaming some broccoli. I keep it simple.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 6:35 PM. Reason : s]

11/15/2007 6:34:59 PM

did you torch those bananas and the sugar? or is there an easier way

11/15/2007 6:39:59 PM

Torched. I don't know if there is an easier way or not, but I enjoy using a blowtorch on food anyway.

11/15/2007 6:46:03 PM

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"I enjoy using a blowtorch on food"

agreed

oh, and try using a silpat or parchment instead of wax paper for your sugar

11/15/2007 8:30:16 PM

i love cooking but i never get the womens
dayum

11/15/2007 8:31:56 PM

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"you won't even have to hurt your jaw giving me head. It's on the HOUSE!"

queer

11/15/2007 8:36:11 PM

^ who the fuck is this little scrote juggler?
does anyone know?
and why does he think that he knows me?

11/15/2007 8:37:54 PM

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"yep. you can be the world's best cookin, singin, dancin, smooth talkin, motherfucker alive but unless you're rich or got looks, she's just another bitch that's gonna turn you down. sorry davey. they're every bit as shallow as dudes, but they rarely get called out for it. "

I can't agree with that completely, chicks can be stupid as hell sometimes and make you wonder wtf they are thinking... but I'm not rich nor am particularly good looking and I don't have any problems swinging a date or two

some are quite shallow, but I can usually weed those out pretty quickly

maybe I'm not as bitter or jaded as I thought I was... who knows... males and females are fucked up in general

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"As soon as girls know you can cook, they all beg like mad to have you cook for them...but dont ever really do anything about it."

there is some truth in that though

11/15/2007 8:41:13 PM

^I have to KIND OF agree with this. Cooking on its own won't score you any chicks, but if she already likes you, it does a good job of sealing the deal.

11/15/2007 8:58:30 PM

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"oh, and try using a silpat or parchment instead of wax paper for your sugar"

Yeah it said to use parchment paper, but wax paper was the best I had.

11/16/2007 12:53:44 AM

oh well i guess i have an excuse to get a torch then

11/16/2007 12:59:03 AM

silpat ftw.

i've had mine forever.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 2:49 AM. Reason : eh parchment isn't as good in my opinion.]

11/16/2007 2:48:58 AM

^
however, parchment is smooth

whereas silpats, (and most other similar products,) are textured

and that pattern ends up visible on sugar work

11/16/2007 8:50:08 AM

i'm trying out french recipies, but not too many of them as i would rather the recipient(s) not gain too much weight .

12/14/2007 1:37:40 PM

I think cooking is the reason that my girlfriend stays with me

12/14/2007 1:49:35 PM

girls are always surprised to find out that I can cook

especially when i can do it better than them

12/14/2007 1:50:52 PM

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"there should be cooking classes at state"

Wake Tech offers these really cheap all around town, I'll try find the link

12/14/2007 1:55:05 PM

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"i'm trying out french recipies, but not too many of them as i would rather the recipient(s) not gain too much weight "

A lot of french recipes are pretty well balanced. Not all of them contains copious amounts of butter and cream

12/16/2007 10:34:54 PM

where are all these girls who like guys that cook????

12/16/2007 10:44:12 PM

I don't care so much if my guy can cook, but I melt when my guy helps me with stuff.

Even if it's like chopping vegetables, it's so cute that we can do it together.

12/16/2007 10:46:55 PM

2 years and my bf has never cooked for me. what a rip off.

12/16/2007 10:48:14 PM

^lose the gay and come my way

12/16/2007 10:49:07 PM

It still amazes me how many people (male and female) can't cook.

But keep it up! Its job security for me.

12/16/2007 10:55:16 PM

i can cook. it is just nice when someone (besides my mom) does it for me!

12/16/2007 10:59:28 PM

bttt

1/15/2008 10:40:18 PM

bttt

[Edited on January 15, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason : ^god damn you woman...]

1/15/2008 10:40:37 PM

I was learning to cook rather well.

Then grandma came over stateside and is staying in town for a couple of months.

1/15/2008 10:45:20 PM

More importantly, you like cooking and eating the same types of foods.

I'll admit, I wish my boyfriend liked fish, sweet potatoes, and chicken but I tolerate him because he likes 'cue and steaks.

1/15/2008 10:56:16 PM

wtf, guys pretty much eat everything.... shit, there are only a few things i don't eat...

1/16/2008 12:23:35 AM

guys that cook =

1/16/2008 12:27:12 AM

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"wtf, guys pretty much eat everything.... shit, there are only a few things i don't eat..."

Not all guys do, sadly.

I eat everything, but really love a few things. He seems to be allergic to or dislike about half of them. The healthy half.

1/16/2008 2:11:52 AM

lame, i can cook pretty decently.

1/16/2008 2:41:48 AM

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"you won't even have to hurt your jaw giving me head."

That's because she'll barely have to open her mouth.

1/16/2008 2:55:09 AM