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12/3/2007 12:39:23 PM

I wonder if that crazy Novak chick was involved in these experiments?

12/3/2007 12:40:21 PM

Quote :

"picture dodging your own weightless skeet skeet after you pull out"

12/3/2007 12:41:58 PM

http://www.beesign.at/falten/view/heroines/alien2.jpg

12/3/2007 12:51:03 PM

This article/book is obviously fake though for many reasons.

1. Space Shuttle Trips are expensive, every minute is pretty much planned, you wanna test a theory like this, you do it on the Vomit Comet.

2. Why would NASA only receive a censored version, who did the censoring?

3. Even if this was true, I doubt they would actually test them naked and with penetration, dry humping would work just as well.

4. Only 3 women flew in 96, they don't strike me as sex fiends who would volunteer for this.

12/3/2007 12:51:29 PM

12/3/2007 12:51:53 PM

I guarantee all three of those women like a good dicking every now and then

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 12:52 PM. Reason : middle one maybe... like, if I was in space]

12/3/2007 12:52:25 PM

Quote :

"4. Only 3 women flew in 96, they don't strike me as sex fiends who would volunteer for this."

beggers can't be choosers

12/3/2007 12:52:53 PM

#2 could get it with a different hair style.

12/3/2007 12:55:36 PM

I seem to remember someone from NASA making a comment recently along the lines of "We don't really know what sex in space would be like, but we think it might have already happened."

12/3/2007 12:56:52 PM

i assume doggy style is one...woman on top is another...thats really bout all i got, 69 in space...hummm

12/3/2007 12:58:16 PM

it is doable

12/3/2007 1:01:43 PM

Bbehee is incorrect, there was actually another female on two flights, but she is so fug and older that I doubt any of the other astronauts could get their dork up long enough to test this shit out. Here is the activity in 96:

STS-72: No hos.
STS-75: All bros.
STS-76: Shannon Lucid (old cunt) and Linda Godwin (3rd bitch pictured above). Linda is single and had 2 single male astronauts on the trip. But they were all in their mid to late 40s, and they might have gone with somebody younger for this kind of test, so I would not guess this was the trip.
STS-77: All wang.
STS-78: This is my personal choice, the Life and Microgravity Spacelab mission. Brig. Gen. Susan Helms flew as Flight Engineer (curly haired bitch in middle). She was only 38 at the time of the flight, putting her as one of the younger women that year. Looking at her other shit, she was a Chi-Ho, so you know she's probably loose anyways. Richard Linnehan was one of two single men on the flight, but the other old fuck shot himself later, and he was a bit elder to Helms. Rich was a vet before being an astronaut and studied whale sex while in San Diego. This pimp is only one year older than Susan. Here is that stud:



STS-79: Had grandma cunt again.
STS-80: Had youngest girl that is in the first pic above. However Tammy is married, and to another astronaut no less (he was not on the mission with her though) so I don't think he would be down with a coworker he had to see on the regular fucking his wife. She is also pretty Christian, so I doubt even "sex for science" would be cool with her.

So yea I think it is possible, and I think that Dick Linnehan got some out of this world pussy. Probably explains how she became a Brig. Gen. so quickly.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2007 1:31:39 PM

okay.
i'm not going to lie.


i would gladly tap that in space. thrice.


I'm switching to aerospace engineering so i can be the first to discover the ballistic properties of jizz in space.



holy shit guys. we need space condoms.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:41 PM. Reason : f]

12/3/2007 1:38:27 PM

I think she got some skeet skeet in that curly head of hair. And I would probably give it to her and that Tammy chick. The others were disgusting messes.

Also reading that they sent pregnancy tests up on the ISS when Helms flew. She was the first single broad to stay on the station. Maybe she was putting some of that previously learned experience on the space shuttle to good use.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2007 1:42:31 PM

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 1:44 PM. Reason : pictures are more fun

12/3/2007 1:42:44 PM

i always assumed people in spaceships bwned anyways. i mean... who's looking?

12/3/2007 1:53:27 PM

Astronomers?

12/3/2007 2:01:39 PM

Maybe humans will be forced to engage in more creative sex acts in space.

Of course, by the time we have many humans in zero gravity, virtual reality technology will have advanced significantly. That should satisfy those who insist on sticking a penis in something.

12/3/2007 2:07:04 PM

that curly haired bitch is busted as hell

12/3/2007 2:08:22 PM

^
yeah on earth..

but imagine that zero gravity pussy.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ^]

12/3/2007 2:09:13 PM

maybe with a zero gravity paper bag over her head

12/3/2007 2:10:13 PM

I'd bang any one of those ladies if they kept helmet on during

12/3/2007 2:10:16 PM

Tell her to put her helmet on and the visor down, then you wont have to look at her busted face.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ^my point exactly]

12/3/2007 2:10:51 PM

what was ment by "mechanical assistance?"

12/3/2007 2:11:16 PM

Quote :

"nasal"

12/3/2007 2:11:39 PM

^^She sat on a dildo during liftoff.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/3/2007 2:11:51 PM

I always figured astronauts chicks would be hotter

But thinking about it, most of them are some kind of scientists, so it figures they'd be ugly dork ladies

12/3/2007 2:14:54 PM

i think if i fucked a chick in space with a helmet on, i'd feel weird next time i watched a Chargers game

12/3/2007 2:15:07 PM

Quote :

"Tell her to put her helmet on and the visor down, then you wont have to look at her busted face."

Yeah, that'd go over well.

12/3/2007 2:15:27 PM

Tree you could tape it and watch it together on your Vizio

12/3/2007 2:16:19 PM

Quote :

"But thinking about it, most of them are some kind of scientists, so it figures they'd be ugly dork ladies"

This may come as a bit of shock, but people you consider ugly still enjoy and engage in sex acts.

12/3/2007 2:17:49 PM

Just think about:

1. cum shots in space
2. 2 girls 1 cup?

12/3/2007 2:32:50 PM

what a bullshit experiment. you can stick any two people on earth up in space and i guarantee they'll find a way to have sex. so what is the fucking point of this?

12/3/2007 2:54:09 PM

well what if the earth is going to blow up and they can only save a few people

they have to be able to bwn in space to keep the race going

12/3/2007 3:10:31 PM

The Space and Rocket Center here in Huntsville has a wall with pictures/biographies of all of the female astronauts, past and present. There are definitely a few hotties.

12/3/2007 3:26:59 PM

Good luck lighting those scented candles in space.

12/3/2007 3:31:12 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Female_astronauts

find the hot ones and post pics.

12/3/2007 3:35:37 PM

WE HAVE A WINNER







sike, I'll post a hot one if/when I find her

12/3/2007 3:38:02 PM

GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!

can she even have sex anymore?

12/3/2007 3:38:30 PM

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if the Russians grabbed a drunk girl off the street and threw her in the capsule as a comfort girl.

Hell those russian mail order brides look pretty good.

12/3/2007 3:39:23 PM

Is this a woman?

12/3/2007 3:43:15 PM

you know, that's honestly a hard question.

12/3/2007 3:45:34 PM

Jackie Chan!

12/3/2007 3:47:36 PM

shed get it in space

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 3:51 PM. Reason : 

12/3/2007 3:50:00 PM

http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/shuttle.asp

12/3/2007 4:21:08 PM

Ms. Tracy E. Caldwell would get it any time.

Judith Resnik after about a week.

Sandra Magnus, Christa McAuliffe, Mary Ellen Weber after two weeks.

With the rest of them I would have to get tired of doing it myself first.

12/3/2007 7:17:49 PM

^^^ It looks like she has man hands though.




^ you do realize that Christa McAuliffe was the teacher that was on the Challenger when it blew up right?

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 7:24 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2007 7:21:24 PM

Wins.

12/3/2007 7:23:41 PM

fake as hell

12/3/2007 7:25:33 PM