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12/6/2007 7:36:38 PM

It's pretty easy to hold your breath and circumvent smokers.

12/6/2007 7:37:12 PM

it's also pretty easy for smokers to smoke by themselves (or with other smokers) in little corners where they all get to breathe back in their cancer...except, apparently, they piss and moan about it

12/6/2007 7:38:11 PM

I quit smoking cigarettes, but I still smoke my hookah


that being said, I dont think the 25 foot thing is bad

However saying stupid shit like no smoking at all in a ventilated to almost infinity area ie outside is completely ridiculous, you don't like smoke don't walk near it. It is like dogshit, you don't go up to it and tell it is stinks, you avoid it.

12/6/2007 7:55:25 PM

people claiming that the occasional guy smoker outside the dorm is causing you lung cancer is like Al Gore going on TV claiming that global warming has raised teh climate 10* F and the oceans are about to boil away.

12/6/2007 8:40:44 PM

when did he say the oceans were going to boil away? i think i missed that...care to point me to where he said it?

12/6/2007 8:47:18 PM

Cigarette smoke makes me physically sick. I can't breathe around people who smoke, or in the immediate vicinity (...or within 20ft of someone who's smoking...)

12/6/2007 8:48:57 PM

^ you obviously didn't read the thread...that makes you a pussy, and you're lying to boot!!1

12/6/2007 8:49:45 PM

The worst when when you got behind a smoker in one of the tunnels because it would be confined and you couldn't go around them until the end of the tunnel

12/6/2007 9:17:52 PM

people have been smoking for many years. deal the fuck with it, or move to antarctica so we don't have to hear your bitching anymore. i guarantee the ppl who complain about smoke, are doing something that annoys the fuck out of someone else all the time.

12/6/2007 9:20:05 PM

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"These anti smoking nazis are gonna continue to take it overboard and when they raise their children they will do everything possible to not expose them to anything even remotely harmful...then when they finally catch a cold, they'll die from a shitty, untested immune system thanks to faggoty parenting"

Keep typing, just trying to figure out how dumb you get!


^ Look at that, another arrogant fucking smoker thinking that the people that choose not to poison their lungs should get the hell out. Scum.

12/6/2007 9:22:21 PM

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"and yes and no to the dog - you did a great job of taking it out of context, but they weren't my neighbors...good try, though!"

so you did kill someone's dog, then?

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"also, people are usually allergic to animal dander, not the hair (it's incredibly rare that you'd be allergic to the proteins found ONLY in hair)...good try, though"

what part of the dog he's hypothetically allergic to has absolutely no bearing on that example at all. and stop saying "good try, though", it makes you sound like a jackass.

12/6/2007 9:37:26 PM

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"so you did kill someone's dog, then?"

yepper, sure did, and i don't regret...it makes the redneck think twice about allowing their dogs to spook and injure our livestock...i'd do it again, too

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"what part of the dog he's hypothetically allergic to has absolutely no bearing on that example at all. and stop saying "good try, though", it makes you sound like a jackass."

i'm not surprised you missed the point...really, not the least bit shocking

and i find it amusing that i'm the jackass, and yet i'm not the one with addictions i can't shake and the frame of mind that says my personal failings trump the health of everyone around me...yeah, I'M the jackass...good try, though

12/6/2007 10:07:33 PM

i don't smoke cigarettes.

GOOD TRY THOUGH.

12/6/2007 10:08:11 PM

i didn't say you did...i merely pointed out how you call ME the jackass, and yet i do nothing so frivolous that physically hurts those around me

GOOD TRY THOUGH

12/6/2007 10:26:05 PM

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"i don't see why anyone should ever HAVE to suck it down"

If you are that concerned about not having to "suck it down", you should have enrolled at a completely smoke-free university.

Isn't your health more important than your education?

12/7/2007 12:53:40 AM

^ Yeah, like Chapel Hill you fag (quagmire).

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 12:59 AM. Reason : ]

12/7/2007 12:59:23 AM

i heard pussitis is a common disease at UNC perhaps quagmire would feel more at home there.

12/7/2007 1:13:26 AM

stupid thread

GOOD TRY THOUGH.

12/7/2007 8:09:19 AM

Its faggots like quagmire and Chance who make smokers not want to be respectful of non-smokers

die slow you fucking pussies

12/7/2007 11:02:12 AM

^ no, the slow death will be you and lung cancer...see? you just don't pay attention!

and i couldn't care less if you "want" to be respectful...if you can't seem to behave on your own, the government will MAKE you...in the meantime, you can kiss my healthy ass after you smoke in your designated area ahahaha

12/7/2007 11:03:59 AM

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"if you can't seem to behave on your own, the government will MAKE you"

smoking is legal

you're still a pussy

12/7/2007 11:05:29 AM

who said it was illegal? you don't play with others, the ones that think your toys cause cancer...so now you play in special areas made for especially dumb people...come on, i would have figured that you'd have experience with this

i do, however, love the argument of "if you don't smoke, you're a pussy!" just proves what sort of weak-minded people smoke

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:08 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 11:07:34 AM

the government doesnt make me do shit as far as smoking cigarettes

i dont live in fucking chapel hill

you're still a pussy

but not cause you dont smoke

but because you're a whiny bitch

12/7/2007 11:08:32 AM

No one said if you don't smoke you're a pussy. We're saying if you bitch and complain about smelling it when you're outside you're a pussy... which you are.

12/7/2007 11:09:01 AM

oh noes!!1 i'm a still a pussy? wait, twista doesn't LIKE me? look, kid, i'm not the one chugging cancer in an attempt to fit in

12/7/2007 11:09:34 AM

yeah i smoke to fit in......

you're still a whiny pussy

most of the other non smokers in this thread know you're a whiny pussy

12/7/2007 11:10:07 AM

well, i guess you win, then...i don't smoke, so i guess people like you won't want to be my friend...and heaven knows, that's all i ever wanted in life, was to be friends with dumb people

12/7/2007 11:11:17 AM

hey i'm quagmire, i'm a fucking pussy

i think a little whiff of outdoor 2nd hand smoke is going to kill me cause i'm so smart

i also wash my hands 50 times a day cause i'm a paranoid whiny pussy

12/7/2007 11:11:54 AM

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"I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. get outta my way."

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"I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. get outta my way."

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"I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. get outta my way."

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"I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. get outta my way."

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"I LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. get outta my way."

seriously. my favorite place to smoke is under a building awning, probably within 25 feet of an entrance and nobody has said shit to me about it yet. if they do, i will tell them to kindly go away and let me continue killing myself in peace. basically, when this new policy "takes effect" i am not going to put out my cigarette or move away from a building for anything less than someone brandishing handcuffs and a weapon.

12/7/2007 11:12:55 AM

^^ no, I'M quagmire!

and i AM smart, definitely smarter than someone who sucks down cancer to be cool...how can you possibly defend yourself? oh, wait...by calling me a pussy! am i right?

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:13 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 11:13:15 AM

i kill dogs because it makes me look cool

100% of smokers smoke because its cool

12/7/2007 11:14:31 AM

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"i kill dogs because it makes me look cool"

you do? that's pretty bad, too...you're a real winner, aren't you?

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"100% of smokers smoke because its cool"

what other reason could you possibly do it? it's in NO way beneficial to you (well, i suppose if an early grave is a goal, it might be)

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:16 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 11:15:14 AM

i'm such a winner that i like to bitch and moan about smokers and lie about allergies just because i'm a pussy

12/7/2007 11:16:01 AM

^ i think you're making stuff up again...i'm not surprised, though!

12/7/2007 11:16:59 AM

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"what other reason could you possibly do it? it's in NO way beneficial to you"

if i may take a 1-post break from trolling/shit talking and ask a serious question

do you HONESTLY think the only reason people smoke is because they "think its cool"?

12/7/2007 11:18:22 AM

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"The Attorney General's Office estimates that pollution from out-of-state power plants is responsible for more than 15,000 illnesses and hundreds of emergency room visits and deaths each year in North Carolina."

oh noes!!! better not go outside at all anymore guise!

12/7/2007 11:19:05 AM

yea i think its dumb they are banning smoking on SMOKING floors... if you don't smoke anyway get the fuck outta the smokin floor

12/7/2007 11:19:08 AM

quagmire, seriously though. come on, seriously?

12/7/2007 11:19:16 AM

^^^^ absolutely not! i'm pretty sure that's the reason they STARTED...i think they ONLY reason they continue is because they're addicted and haven't the mental capacity to stop

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:20 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 11:19:45 AM

nicotine makes you feel good

you dummys who have never smoked one don't understand that


its a DRUG, not a fashion accessory

12/7/2007 11:19:47 AM

good point

12/7/2007 11:20:26 AM

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"i'm pretty sure that's the reason they STARTED"

wrong again

12/7/2007 11:20:50 AM

oh...okay...why'd you start? gun to your head and a threat to rape your mom if you didn't pop one in and light up?

12/7/2007 11:21:30 AM

because i wanted to know what it was like....

12/7/2007 11:22:01 AM

iirc somebody was like "hey you ought to smoke this cigarette, it'll give you a buzz"

but quagmire you clearly know everything about smoking and smokers

12/7/2007 11:23:20 AM

^^ that's a stupid reason...you can use that for doing ANYTHING, but it doesn't make the end result any less stupid as a choice

^ yeah...someone suggesting that you do something dumb just doesn't seem like a good reason...but hey, i'm sure you would have done it on your own, it had nothing to do with wanting to fit in

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:24 AM. Reason : .]

12/7/2007 11:23:27 AM

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"i heard pussitis is a common disease at UNC perhaps quagmire would feel more at home there."

Just fucking look at you



You're probably a damn specialist in that disease as much first hand experience as you have. Come up with more interesting burns. Shits weak.

12/7/2007 11:23:34 AM

wow that guy in the photograph has hair on his head, unlike Chance

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"but hey, i'm sure you would have done it on your own, it had nothing to do with wanting to fit in"

I BET YOU EAT FOOD AND DRINK WATER TO FIT IN

quagmire: "hey guys, i dont smoke and never have, but i know more about it than all the people who do smoke"

12/7/2007 11:24:13 AM

hey quagmire, want to drink a beer? i dont know if it will get you drunk or not but it sure does LOOK cool

12/7/2007 11:30:03 AM