yeah shes mega hot, mega rich and i would screw her brains out, but no way am i getting any girl pregnent just because of that. thats just no being fair to the child in my opinion.

12/12/2007 4:02:36 PM

haha, its the only one that i knew the password too, i would never create a brentroad.com account and actually let people know that i get on this cool ass website

12/12/2007 4:02:48 PM

^^Thats not the fucking point. The point is, if you are gonna get a girl pregnant, you are lucky as hell if its Jessica Alba. There is nothing UNLUCKY about getting her pregnant.

Lets say you go on vacation to LA, you are at a bar and some how manage to hook up with her. Then you get a call a month or 2 later and its her telling you she is pregnant, I seriously doubt you are gonna sit there and be "God damnit, just my luck. Nothing good ever happens to me, I'm screwed."


The FIRST thing your ass would do is run on here and make a fucking thread about how you are such a fucking pimp and knocked up Jessica Alba. And don't say you wouldn't.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:06 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:05:28 PM

can you start saying pregnant now, the ali g reference was kinda funny the first time, but after that its getting kinda lame

12/12/2007 4:05:37 PM

all i can do is bow my head as my brothers of the male population make very stupid decisions.

12/12/2007 4:06:42 PM

I would cum all inside Gwen Stefani.

12/12/2007 4:07:49 PM

If wanting to get Jessica Alba pregnant means you are a complete moron, then sign me up for a life of stupidity so I can start making babies with her, because I am one stupid mother fucker.

12/12/2007 4:08:07 PM

its so stupid to get jessica alba pregnant and spend the rest of your life with her

man of all the things to do in life, thats gotta be the stupidest

12/12/2007 4:08:23 PM

signed up!

just because you got her preggers does that mean you will have a wonderul life and meaningfully brought a new life into the world?

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:09 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/12/2007 4:08:26 PM

^^I agree. I would much rather that happen with some homely girl from the hills of North Carolina.

^And its painfully obvious you are just trolling, but its fun, so I will let it slide. But whatever.

Of course it does.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:09:03 PM

yall are thinking about money and fame, which really is not a whole lot.

12/12/2007 4:10:01 PM

Quote :

"thats just no being fair to the child in my opinion."

yeah, i mean, having a child with someone who has a shit ton of money and would be able to provide for it very easily would be just terrible for that child, TERRIBLE i say

12/12/2007 4:10:07 PM

what if she isn't the one
what if she fucking sucks

12/12/2007 4:10:20 PM

you really think a financial obligation is all that is needed to provide the fulfillment of life to a child? really?

12/12/2007 4:10:58 PM

^^^Well I agreed with that till I thought of Britney Spears


reall dude, the gay trolling is almost starting to get old.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:10:59 PM

For Cash Warren, its the male equivalent of a "keep a nigga baby"

12/12/2007 4:11:06 PM

Quote :

"yall are thinking about money and fame"

no i'm thinking of Jessica Alba

12/12/2007 4:11:33 PM

I would pee in her but.

12/12/2007 4:12:47 PM

^^hahahahaha

you have no self-control, and i bet you wonder why you have sooooo many job interviews that good oh so well and you never get a call back, its because they can tell that you have character flaws that they don't want to bring into there company.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:13 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/12/2007 4:12:59 PM

Seriously man, we are talking about getting Jessica Alba pregnant, and you are sitting here talking about fucking job interviews and shit.


Get the fuck out of the thread queer.

Quote :

"its because they can tell that you have character flaws that they don't want to bring into there company."

I wouldn't want someone to be a part of my company that didn't know the difference between THERE and THEIR.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:14:04 PM

i've had my same job for years....i think my boss might fire me though if i kept insisting i wouldnt want to knock up alba

12/12/2007 4:14:09 PM

yeah he might just, but you got a lot to learn about life if you think getting a pretty rich girl preggers is just cool.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:15 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/12/2007 4:14:53 PM

Quote :

"i think my boss might fire me though if i kept insisting i wouldnt want to knock up alba"

not having sex with jessica alba=character flaw

12/12/2007 4:15:49 PM

i'd have the biggest dick in any room i ever enter if i knocked up jessica alba.

just saying.

12/12/2007 4:16:01 PM

You have even more to learn if you think thats not cool.

I seriously would not hire someone if they admitted they would not fuck Jessica Alba

1) Because its obvious they are a fag

2) Because they are a fucking idiot


/interview

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:17 PM. Reason : /]

12/12/2007 4:16:05 PM

i bet you are no more than 20 years old and you think you are so grown, hahahaha you are baby, boy.

12/12/2007 4:16:51 PM

I wanted to fuck her and get her pregnant when I was like 14 years old watching her in that old Flipper TV show

Then when I was like 16 and she was in Idle Hands I wanted to fuck her and get her pregnant

etc etc

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:18:23 PM

Yep, you got me.

I can get older.

You can't get unqueered.

12/12/2007 4:18:42 PM

Its unlucky because we, who didn't knock her up, won't get any new hot pics for a while

12/12/2007 4:18:56 PM

i guess i am queer because i don't want to get someone preggers just for the sake of getting them preggers. you keep it brill, b. really.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:20 PM. Reason : sfgh]

12/12/2007 4:20:05 PM

Yep, thats just how us hetero guys roll.


We can't help it.



And its not just "someone" Its fucking Jessica Alba. There is a big difference which you obviously can't see.

Imagine if guys could get pregnant. For you, it would be like saying you could get Clay Aiken pregnant. You know you would be all over that shit.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:22 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:21:43 PM

damn, you make me feel bad for not being like everyone else

12/12/2007 4:22:52 PM

Oh well, to each their own. We really don't care if you would or not honestly.

12/12/2007 4:23:55 PM

wow, thats a relief.

12/12/2007 4:24:46 PM

if you occasionally get zits in the corner's of your mouth is that herpes, or is it just zits

12/12/2007 4:26:17 PM

Great. We all know how you feel.

So there is nothing more for you to say in this thread.


Good day sir.

12/12/2007 4:26:43 PM

i get zits in my armpits, and the always pop when i am running and then they burn.

^ yeah you are exactly right. you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are ignorant as all outdoors. i need say nothing else to reinforce this.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:28 PM. Reason : sdfh]

12/12/2007 4:27:01 PM

this page also needs a picture:



it might not show up, though, so we'll go with this one, too:

12/12/2007 4:28:20 PM

^^Great, like I said, you can leave now.


We are all idiots in this thread. There is no reason for you to be here.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:34 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 4:33:56 PM

oh the reality just settled in

12/12/2007 4:35:29 PM

shit, I wouldn't touch that with seedless's dick she's so damn ugly

12/12/2007 4:38:01 PM

Yeah man, it took awhile because you know, we are so stupid. We can't all be so smart like you.


Please explain why you are still in this thread.

12/12/2007 4:38:12 PM

it obvious that i would supply her with all the wood that her fireplace could hold, but having a baby is something else.

12/12/2007 4:38:55 PM

Awesome

12/12/2007 4:41:52 PM

babies are ugly

12/12/2007 4:44:49 PM

i'm going with seedless here. I can't find any advantage to her having my baby.

Unless there is some law in California that would require her to give me money if I did

12/12/2007 4:45:44 PM

[quote]And its not just "someone" Its fucking Jessica Alba. There is a big difference which you obviously can't see.

Imagine if guys could get pregnant. For you, it would be like saying you could get Clay Aiken pregnant. You know you would be all over that shit."

This made me lol.

12/12/2007 4:46:20 PM

seedless i like how you said the people who want to get her pregnant need to grow up

cause having babies is something that only an immature child would think of, not a mature adult

12/12/2007 4:46:29 PM

AHA, I can't believe this argument.

It's so fucking ridiculous that I feel the need add.

Jessica Alba sucks. I would never want to have her kids.

She's attractie and all, but she totally sucks. Always bitching about not being able to get good roles. And what she said about her ethnicity. Bitch gives me the creeps.

12/12/2007 4:47:00 PM

what did she say about her ethnicity? plz2fillmeN!!!

12/12/2007 4:47:43 PM