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Arab13
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Quote :
"so maybe theres hope"


have you looked in the mirror man?

1/5/2008 1:07:10 AM

drunknloaded
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i did earlier...i dont get what you are trying to say

1/5/2008 1:08:34 AM

drunknloaded
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ohhhhhhhhh did you take that as a "dnl is calling me ugly" type thing?



what are you, a fucking broad?

1/5/2008 1:09:06 AM

damosyangsta
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diabeetus is satisfaction guaranteed.

1/5/2008 1:09:17 AM

Arab13
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i actually don't think i need to say anything really

1/5/2008 1:09:48 AM

pttyndal
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1/5/2008 1:09:53 AM

drunknloaded
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^^lol at the triple quadruple edit

btw arab...i meant it in a "well she has added one wolfweb dude, maybe she will add me", not in the "OMG DNL IS TALKING SHIT TO ME!!!1" way

1/5/2008 1:11:14 AM

Str8BacardiL
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friend request sent

1/5/2008 2:06:37 AM

myerlyn
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I do the dishes and I put them away.......damn there it goes

1/5/2008 3:30:34 AM

ZomBCraw
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i laughed....haha



but...why isnt this thread:


1) 5 pages long
2) missing the shark-frenzy caption

1/5/2008 6:56:41 AM

baonest
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whats the difference between your mother and a dishwasher..

when i put a load in the dishwasher it doesnt keep coming back.

or something like that.

1/5/2008 9:45:27 AM

datman
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dicks only fall off when they fuck something like..........



you

1/5/2008 9:45:32 AM

wdprice3
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i think she's cute.

gg on running off another girl tww

1/5/2008 9:49:50 AM

drunknloaded
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yall are just posting here because she is currently online

1/5/2008 9:50:58 AM

datman
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i told her i was just kidding

god damn


^no she is

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:51 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 9:51:00 AM

wdprice3
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^^actually, I didn't even check that. you lose dnl

1/5/2008 9:51:42 AM

drunknloaded
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lol come on lets not kid ourselves

i got the users thread so its ok for me to know when the bitches are online

1/5/2008 9:52:21 AM

wdprice3
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lolz

1/5/2008 9:53:23 AM

hollister
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idk, my grandpa gets really bent out of shape if anyone messes with the dishwasher. That's his job. But he has dementia so who knows. Pretty sure he never touched the dishwasher before about 10 years ago.

1/5/2008 10:00:08 AM

sumfoo1
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my penis would fall off it i went to the gym with my girl and she lifted more than me

1/5/2008 10:02:08 AM

aaprior
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^^ Well neurological disorders have the potential to completely change one's disposition. Before my uncle passed away from brain cancer late this past year, he was frantic about pet hair getting on his couch.

^ Don't go to the gym with me.


[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:02 AM. Reason : haha]

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason : =)]

1/5/2008 10:02:39 AM

fin
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i'm normally opposed to implants, but....

1/5/2008 10:05:35 AM

ALkatraz
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Friends we have in common:

Issa Hall
Mike Gawinski

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:09 AM. Reason : My penis is still attached.]

1/5/2008 10:06:51 AM

datman
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ha

1/5/2008 10:07:56 AM

sNuwPack
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funny thread, but no i don't think so, tell your man to quit being a lazy ass.

1/5/2008 10:09:51 AM

sumfoo1
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I noticed your arms look like mine ...
how much do you bench/curl ?

1/5/2008 10:10:39 AM

ALkatraz
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Quote :
"Does a guy's penis fall off if he empties or his loads a dishwasher?"


No but after the 4th or 5th time over a small amount of time it feels like it will.




[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:13 AM. Reason : /]

1/5/2008 10:12:11 AM

drunknloaded
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hey aaprior



lets work out...

1/5/2008 10:12:35 AM

Str8BacardiL
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Quote :
"Brandon and Mandy Prior are now friends.
9:02am"

1/5/2008 10:16:05 AM

aaprior
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^^^^ Depends what time of year - when I'm losing weight (right now until late February) not much at all. In the spring when I'm training heavy ...

Bench 9 sets pyramid 12 reps (4 sets working up to highest 12 rep max and 5 sets working back down)
Best 12 rep set ~ 145 or 150lbs on Bench

Curls same thing 9 sets pyramid... Best olympic bar 12 rep set ~ 80lbs

I like to mix up my training because I get sick of the diet.

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 10:17:46 AM

drunknloaded
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damn...i have never seen a chick bench press that much weight 12 times

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:20 AM. Reason : 2 45lbs plates, plus a 5 on each side/45lbs bar...12 times...never seen a chick do that]

1/5/2008 10:19:58 AM

sumfoo1
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well my penis won't fall off..

but just barely...
thats really impressive what do you do all this for.



[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:21 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 10:20:40 AM

aaprior
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^ Fun. Maybe figure competition this year. It's just my hobby.

1/5/2008 10:22:26 AM

wdprice3
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^^^ or just say 145 lbs instead of listing each plate

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:22 AM. Reason : ^]

1/5/2008 10:22:30 AM

drunknloaded
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^*carl face*

1/5/2008 10:24:18 AM

sumfoo1
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man i'm tired as crap

1/5/2008 10:34:43 AM

ThePeter
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you people fail

1/5/2008 11:23:12 AM

ScubaSteve
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wow it took until page two for that picture to get posted...TWW is getting slow.

1/5/2008 11:24:07 AM

wdprice3
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maybe the rest of us actually see girls in real life, and don't go "OMFG, A Girl!"

both of you lose.

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 11:25:21 AM

lmnop
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listen, I don't know if my penis is gonna fall off or not, but I am NOT taking any chances!

1/5/2008 11:47:22 AM

sumfoo1
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really she's not that kinda material i was just interested in why she's so jacked

1/5/2008 11:49:48 AM

fjjackso
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"And when I'm 45 I'll still look young and hot as hell."


and the second you hit 46

1/5/2008 12:09:46 PM

Nerdchick
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1/5/2008 12:16:50 PM

pilgrimshoes
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this is one scary broad

1/5/2008 12:17:07 PM

Str8BacardiL
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I have no problem doing dishes, never have.

I HATE doing laundry.

1/5/2008 12:19:02 PM

pttyndal
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ha, you could have roommates like I did last semester. Fuckers didn't know how to do the dishes, take out the trash/recycling, or get another roll of toilet paper. I came back from fall break and there were dishes in the sink, 4 bags of trash behind the door and the recycling bin was overflowing.

1/5/2008 1:26:18 PM

ZomBCraw
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prior what the hell are you training for

1/5/2008 1:27:31 PM

Str8BacardiL
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Well I had a room mate that would just throw out my dishes after they piled up in her room and started to grow things. The plus to this is that there were less dishes to do since they never made it back to the sink, the thing that sucks is I don't have many dishes now and survive mainly off paper plates.

Since we are under a drought or whatever I figure me using paper plates is less burdensome than wasting water washing the damn things constantly. If some steaks or some shit are cooked then the dishes get busted out, but other than that the only thing that has to be washed is pots, pans, and silverware.

1/5/2008 1:30:25 PM

H8R
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set em up ---------------------->

1/5/2008 2:00:41 PM

ZomBCraw
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1/5/2008 2:01:01 PM

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