oh ok so instead of saying i'd want to masturbate as lohan, i should say "i want to fuck lohan"( back in mean girls days)

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2008 1:30:43 PM

thats how it works broseph


[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : is broseph a gay thing to say? I heard it the other day and assumed, but figured I'd test it here]

1/7/2008 1:31:21 PM

Quote :

"fuck yeah, Patricia Heaton is slammin hot for a mom. She's fiesty too, which is why i would want to smash them guts. she's not my number one, naturally, just the first that popped in my head"

1/7/2008 1:31:53 PM

brittany daniel in joe dirt after riding the horse

1/7/2008 1:32:27 PM

i dabble in saying brosef from time to time

1/7/2008 1:33:17 PM

damn...this is literally "too hard" to do...first thoughts were lohan in mean girls, hayek in desperado, johanson in whatever movie she is hottest in...that wendy peffercorn broad was hot too....thank god for vhs and a pause button...

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ^haha its a good word]

1/7/2008 1:37:39 PM

1/7/2008 1:38:51 PM

I was too young to beat to Sandlot...I remember wanting to hang out with Hamilton Porter tho

First chick in movies I remember wanting to beat too was Henry Rowengardner's mom in Rookie of the Year

1/7/2008 1:39:29 PM

^that bitch is not very pretty at all...had a funky voice too or something about her face was just off...she was in the movie 8mm as a trailer trash nc woman(maybe thats why i hate her)

and dude, sandlot came out in like 93...i didnt start beating til like 96

1/7/2008 1:45:32 PM

Close Encounters Melinda Dillon and Teri Garr for an original MILF twosome:



This is probably only because it was on the other night.

-OR-

Logan's Run non-MILF Jenny Agutter:


[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : i]

1/7/2008 1:50:09 PM

how bout some audrey hepburn up in this piece

1/7/2008 1:51:52 PM

^^^I remember not wanting to fuck her when I beat

I wanted to watch her fuck Chet Steadman and beat off to that

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:54 PM. Reason : and audrey ftw...I can crank one out to Breakfast anytime]

1/7/2008 1:53:13 PM

all the brat pack 80's chicks back then

no doubt

1/7/2008 1:56:53 PM

damn now i want to make an old dame appreciation thread...elizabeth taylor and audrey, etc...shit i beat to cleopatra once...there is a scene where you can basically see her ass and a lot of her tits(no nips of course)

1/7/2008 2:03:16 PM

1/7/2008 2:03:45 PM

That movie does it for me every time.

1/7/2008 2:05:40 PM

minus the "psycho" and the "axe" of course . . .

1/7/2008 2:06:38 PM

Far from homo, but Ryan Reynolds was ripped as shit in that movie, along with the 3rd blade movie

1/7/2008 2:10:50 PM

don't I know it

1/7/2008 2:12:34 PM