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1/10/2008 4:22:13 PM

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"with only ~2" of metal between me and a crushing death at such a velocity."

2 inches. You think its that thick?

1/10/2008 4:22:16 PM

http://www.badtree.com/Chappelles_Show/wmv/Rick_James_-_Part_2.htm

1/10/2008 4:22:18 PM

Agent 0

1/10/2008 4:22:22 PM

1/10/2008 4:22:39 PM

Haha, it doesn't matter. Nobody believes this shit anyways.

1/10/2008 4:22:50 PM

I'm more worried about what politicians in DC do than I am about a pilot

1/10/2008 4:23:26 PM

How else do you expect them to be able to read all those bills? They HAVE to stay awake for 2 weeks straight coked up like scarface to get their patriotic duty done.

1/10/2008 4:24:15 PM

^^^I don't even believe the part about him being a pilot, much less half of the rest of the story. 27 is really young for a poli sci major to be top cat on a 757.

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:26 PM. Reason : or did he say he was second in command? either way, i smell BS]

1/10/2008 4:25:19 PM

email sent to united...what do i care? i used a bogus email address and a link to this thread...if the dude's story is real, then sucks to be him...if it's not, then someone at united took a 15 minute break and laughed

1/10/2008 4:27:18 PM

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"quagmire, your $30 has been sent via paypal. Sincerely United "

1/10/2008 4:29:30 PM

and this was supposed to be a place you could come and vent.


i'm glad you guys didn't jump all over me and ruin me when i made a similar thread

1/10/2008 4:29:38 PM

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"2 inches. You think its that thick? "

i meant overall materials...i know, the actual aluminum or whatever is only a quarter to half in thick in most places


i just figured there's nothing to lose, if its a made up story, no big deal

1/10/2008 4:30:16 PM

do you fly people around? ^^

if you are in charge of 100's of people's lives, then you should be held to a higher standard

otherwise become a janitor and no one will care if you smoke crack

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:31 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2008 4:30:40 PM

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"and this was supposed to be a place you could come and vent"

I don't say 1/4th of the shit I could say on here

1/10/2008 4:30:55 PM

This neo sounds like a sobered amsterdam poster

1/10/2008 4:31:04 PM

yeah i've become a little more reserved my self.

1/10/2008 4:31:23 PM

MAYBE THIS GUY'S A KITE TESTER FOR A LARGE COMPANY THAT TESTS KITES AND STUFF.

1/10/2008 4:31:28 PM

not right now Chief

I'm in the fucking zone

1/10/2008 4:31:38 PM

I'M GONNA DO THESE TWO HOLLYWOOD HALF GAGGERS AND FLY THIS DAMN AEROPLANE RIGHT OVER THEM MOUNTAINS BOY

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:33 PM. Reason : sp]

1/10/2008 4:32:41 PM

lol, you got it

1/10/2008 4:32:52 PM

YEEHAW! 10-4 YOU SONOFABITCH PILE OF MONKEYNUTS.

1/10/2008 4:33:15 PM

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"I'M GONNA DO THESE TWO HOLLYWOOD HALF GAGGERS AND FLY THIS DAMN AEROPLANE RIGHT OVER THEM MOUNTAINS BOY"

still lolling at "hollywood half gaggers"

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:34 PM. Reason : @]

1/10/2008 4:33:55 PM

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"and this was supposed to be a place you could come and vent. i'm glad you guys didn't jump all over me and ruin me when i made a similar thread"

I think it's pretty lame to try and get a guy you don't even know in trouble and there is no reason to think he does any of this shit before he pilots, but you gotta admit it's pretty fucking dumb to post this story, use names and then post what airline you work for...

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:39 PM. Reason : x]

1/10/2008 4:38:46 PM

where did you get this from?

1/10/2008 4:40:53 PM

Tdub

Where everybody knows your name how we love to fuck up peoples' lives

1/10/2008 4:41:14 PM

1/10/2008 4:41:59 PM

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"I think it's pretty lame to try and get a guy you don't even know in trouble and there is no reason to think he does any of this shit before he pilots, but you gotta admit it's pretty fucking dumb to post this story, use names and then post what airline you work for..."

EXACTLY my point! do you want someone this stupid flying your PLANE?

1/10/2008 4:44:35 PM

see, most flight personnel for airlines come from the military, rather that's the quickest and cheapest way to do it.

1/10/2008 4:45:02 PM

so neo is the amsterdam alias taken to a more extreme level.

I applaud you sir.

1/10/2008 8:36:50 PM

frankly, the hardest thing to believe in this thread is that face got anywhere near a so-called hot woman

1/10/2008 8:45:28 PM

you people who turn in folks to their work for stuff like this are douche nozzles. I mean, yeah its stupid to post this shit, but why go out of your way to ruin somebody's life?

1/10/2008 10:10:58 PM

i have a feeling drugs are the only reason this man has ever been laid

1/10/2008 10:17:13 PM

do you take the red pill or the blue pill to become a pilot?

1/10/2008 10:22:56 PM

No way he flys for United.... He might be an F/O on a CRJ at best...But no fucking way Neo flies left seat for a major.

1/10/2008 10:23:00 PM

customer.relations@united.com

1/10/2008 10:25:15 PM

you must be the one

1/10/2008 10:25:29 PM

^^^^^^ because i do what i want and there's no penalty to ME for some else's stupidity (or, at least, that's what i'm trying to avoid by making sure they get punished for being dumber than i deem appropriate given their station in life)

^^^^^ haha

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 10:46 PM. Reason : arrows]

1/10/2008 10:25:33 PM

u need to go to her crib and chill with her. Fuck her again. Have her take a preggers test. IF she is preggers, convince her u want to be with her, but u dont want to start a family like this. Convince her to abort the mission for the the betterment of your relationship. Once she aborts, dump her.

1/10/2008 10:28:18 PM

^

1/10/2008 10:31:01 PM

who did solinari rat out?

1/10/2008 10:38:36 PM

Never flying United.

1/10/2008 10:40:59 PM

bttt for the hilarity

1/11/2008 9:23:12 AM

AND FURTHERMORE, IT'S GAYLY WRITTEN!!

1/11/2008 9:26:17 AM

awesome

1/11/2008 9:28:58 AM

no response from the maker

/fake thread

1/11/2008 9:30:20 AM

maybe he is too busy flying around, doing lines and fucking bitches to respond.

1/11/2008 9:31:47 AM

doubt its fake, he probably just got skerred

1/11/2008 9:33:52 AM

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"not to pull a Solinari/Hemogoblin"

just dont be gay, and youre covered

1/11/2008 9:39:02 AM

Someone left themselves logged in at the terminal in the pilots lounge.

Think Leazar hall (or whereever the csc labs are now) shenanigans on a larger scale.

-- Dave

1/11/2008 9:39:48 AM