ive had to start buying lactaid enzyme pills or whatever

maybe i didnt know it before cause i didnt drink much milk, but i get this terrible MILK VOMIT taste in my mouth that creeps up from my heartburn area... so i take the enzymes and now i can enjoy milk

its just weird it took till age 29 to realize i had a milk problem. guess i never drank it before

1/14/2008 1:30:41 PM

I've never got people older than 12 years old who drink milk...its good on cereal and for dunking cookies but gross to drink straight up

1/14/2008 1:31:44 PM

i love milk. i drink about a gallon every 5 days to myself. skim of course.

1/14/2008 1:32:17 PM

the girlfriend and i go through 3-4 gallon jugs of milk a week

1/14/2008 1:33:29 PM

milk drinking is disgusting. i just got in and she's been in the same position for 2 days. that's the sofa watching tv. i go in and i say, "So you had a pretty productive day today, huh". she said, "Today's my lazy day".

anyway. i'm smoking a bowl and going running and doing some sprints @ the park.

just to not be disgusted.

1/14/2008 5:19:57 PM

are you ever going to post pictures of your new roommate? i need to know what we're dealing with here. besides the milk drinking and bologna eating. like maybe milk and bologna are disgusting, but i need to see pictures to officially judge whether or not she is as disgusting as you say.

1/14/2008 5:24:07 PM

She's just a big girl with limited intellectual prowness. I gave her a pass cause she puffed herd, but I no longer spark with her cause she leaves saliva on the end of the blunt in the rotation.

So what's good about it is I spend more time in the gym and in the office.

1/15/2008 2:52:15 PM

you should bang it out, G


get you a taste of that fat pussy.

1/15/2008 2:57:57 PM

ewwwww ! i have to burn like wild Glade candles and all too. i mean i don't know if i smell anything for sure, but it's faint. but hey. i'm never home and i'm stacking money up for a move to LA at the end of the year.

1/15/2008 4:32:35 PM

that sh!t just hit the fan. on the phone with my little mami and she has a very loud and raspy voice. she's saying, "So how's life with your fat disgusting whale of a roommate". my little mami HATES fat people. she's totally NAZI about it. she's Aryan too. she kept repeating it. my roommate was on the sofa near me. we were watching MSNBC.

i know she heard because there was like complete silence. like for a while. and then I kinda like told that babe that she was in the room with me and we were watching TV.

1/15/2008 6:36:10 PM

i can barily get through a half gallon of milk before it expires, I have to remember to do it or it will go bad.

1/15/2008 6:51:51 PM

haha hook me up with your mami's NAZI sister. I'll bang it out to some rammSTEIN

and fuck that sh!t, B, i gotta have my m!lk. honey smacks are the best thing to munch on (besides aryan VAG)

1/15/2008 7:10:05 PM

it's good for women to drink milk to get calcium...but damn a gallon of whole milk?? I drink anything 1% or smaller, and I am awful at getting a half gallon and forgetting about it cause I normally only use it on cereal

1/15/2008 7:39:49 PM

it just looks fucking putrid in my fridge, B. it ruins the whole vibe in the fridge. its a big gallon of fucking PUBLIX WHOLE MILK. its not even like a brand name milk. its fucking Publix, which is like the NC Lowes Grocery store here.

1/15/2008 7:49:18 PM

OMG ! it's even Publix "Large" White Bread. i'm wondering if that's like larger slices of bread. this is too fucking much, G.

1/15/2008 7:51:23 PM

fucking milk drinkers.

1/15/2008 7:54:01 PM

make you a sammich with her bread and a big class of milk....

oh, and this

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=510083

[Edited on January 15, 2008 at 8:02 PM. Reason : w]

1/15/2008 7:54:08 PM

I don't understand how you aren't being a huge dick. Shes pays rent, who gives a fuck if she like milk, bologna and white bread. I don't like those things either, and I would even goes as far as to say I am generally a misanthropist, but goddamn, find a better reason to hate on somebody.

1/15/2008 8:09:25 PM

^ you're right bro. my apologies for this thread. i was being a dick.

1/15/2008 8:11:33 PM

dude, she stays on the sofa constantly watching tv and eating junk food. constantly.

1/20/2008 9:50:46 PM

invite her to go run with you

1/20/2008 9:52:21 PM

last night. she totally stayed on the couch watching all the games. i got back late near the end of the Packers game. she goes up stairs and comes down with a dime bag and is like, "you want to smoke a blunt". i'm like SURE and then when she has it rolled up and all I just leave and go upstairs. i went to bed.

she has no social life.

1/21/2008 9:27:11 AM

what kinds of junk food, aside from the bread and milk

[Edited on January 21, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : and does she leave the trash on/around the couch]

1/21/2008 9:46:14 AM

My roomates are all cool, cept for this one girl that we're having problems with. She kissed me the last time we all went out to the bar Friday night (stupid fuckin bitch).... So this girl who was crushin on me saw and got all pissed and left. I was on my toes, and fixed the situation quick... but she almost cock-blocked me!!!

1/21/2008 9:52:28 AM

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"what kinds of junk food, aside from the bread and milk [Edited on January 21, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : and does she leave the trash on/around the couch]"

chips (large Ruffles bags), bologna, and just large quantities of food, jelly, cookies, etc. it's like in bulk.

1/21/2008 10:40:12 AM

fatty = self esteem issues. you could walk all over her, b.

1/21/2008 10:45:00 AM

Haha... honestly it disgusts me when fat people do this but I eat like shit for the most part too.

I drink milk, I eat chips and other fatty foods (even fast food sometimes)... but I also work out like a maniac and play bball 2 hours like 4 times a week.

It's ok for a skinny person to eat like crap but not a fatty.

1/21/2008 11:31:10 AM

Quote :

" it ruins the whole vibe in the fridge."

this thread made me laugh.

1/21/2008 11:49:35 AM

you know, she sleeps alot too. its just sleep and the sofa for her. maybe it isn't such a bad thing. i had some friends over recently and their take was, "She's a recovering addict of some kind. Maybe, meth". I'm like, "but she's fat ! there are no fat meth addicts". my friends were like, "maybe it's heroin ?"

as you can imagine my friends are stoners and just crazy people their a couple and the boyfriends license is REVOKED. who knows. its not SOOOOOOOO Bad I guess, but then i haven't had like some dimepiece thin chicks over yet either.

1/21/2008 2:52:29 PM

have you made yourself a bologna sammich and poured yourself a big glass of milk yet?

1/21/2008 3:53:14 PM

ewwwwwwwwwww !

1/21/2008 4:12:57 PM

1/21/2008 4:16:50 PM

bologna was always a lunchmeat i dreamed of liking. in elementary school it seemed like EVERYONE at bologna...all the cool kids. i tried to like it, but i never really got over the taste/texture and that weird stuff you had to peel off the edges.

1/21/2008 4:18:29 PM

Quote :

" that weird stuff you had to peel off the edges."

The skin?

1/21/2008 4:20:12 PM

skin, casing, yea...whatever. i wasn't really feeling it.

1/21/2008 4:22:27 PM

so now do you guys see why this is disturbing. if anything I buy slices of turkey from the deli in the grocery. i may lay a pack of that near her bologna so she can get the idea of civility.

1/21/2008 4:22:28 PM

lol

Turkey: The meat with class

1/21/2008 4:24:07 PM

atleast she doesn't buy the bologna with all that shit in it. what is it? or is that ham with little pieces of cheese already put in. shit is GROSS.

1/21/2008 4:25:20 PM

it's fucking cold cuts

jesus

1/21/2008 4:26:23 PM

HUmmmm fried bologna

1/21/2008 4:54:46 PM

bologna is fucking disgusting. your might as well eat spam.

1/21/2008 4:55:43 PM

I dislike bologna, but there's nothing wrong w/ milk. I rock my skim milk like whoa!

1/21/2008 5:21:37 PM

humans are the only animal that drink milk past infancy

1/21/2008 5:25:33 PM

well no shit....i dont think other animals have grocery stores where they can pick up a gallon....

[Edited on January 21, 2008 at 5:31 PM. Reason : m]

1/21/2008 5:30:53 PM

^ lol. she's like asleep all day and goes straight to the sofa till 10:30pm. she has to be at work at 11pm. nothing in between. except she may leave to go get food. that's about it.

1/22/2008 3:19:19 PM

hey. she's not so bad. she's like a couch potatoe. literally. only thing is she's big and I can see her lower back tattoo. pretty disturbing. however, i need the FEB rent to pay for my brake job. so I'LL DEAL WITH IT.

1/23/2008 9:01:42 PM

^^^^That's because we're the only animals smart enough to harvest and store it.

Amsterdam, you are a dick, and you have no reason to be.

1/24/2008 7:05:37 AM

well this morning I was watching TV and I heard she was up, etc. she walked down the stairs with a guy. i big muscle bound guy. they left out this morning. wtf ?


should I have a no guest policy. in our contract i mention no guests for more than 3 consecutive days . . . and its month to month. a fucking dude was in my house this morning !!!

i said hello and was cordial, but i'm thinking about spazzing out tonight. and she's off tonight from her denny's overnight job tooo.

1/24/2008 1:10:41 PM

well, did they sit down and eat bologna and milk for breakfast or what?

that would be pretty jungle, B

1/24/2008 1:18:40 PM

^^ you should spaz out to him, not her...be a man, you pussy, and talk to the guy! if he gets pissed, i'm sure a big, strong, rich douchenozzle like you can take him!

Quote :

"so now do you guys see why this is disturbing."

ha, not in the least...i see nothing but proof that you're an idiot

1/24/2008 1:22:09 PM