Can I get a knife or fork?
There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Dude, I got a lot of tables.

1/28/2008 9:46:05 PM

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

1/28/2008 9:46:17 PM

that's as good as money, sir. those are I.O.U.'s

1/28/2008 9:47:28 PM

maybe we should trash the place. send them a little message.

i don't think they'd get that message, i mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.

1/28/2008 9:47:37 PM

^^^thep thep thep thep thep

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : asfklh]

1/28/2008 9:47:47 PM

has anyone said "I GOT WORMS" yet?

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2008 9:48:18 PM

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!

1/28/2008 9:48:42 PM

man you are one pathetic loser.
no offense.

1/28/2008 9:49:23 PM

we are supposed to talk about all expenditures lloyd, we are on a very tight budget!

1/28/2008 9:49:27 PM

Harry: Where did you get those?
Lloyd: I bought them when we filled up.
Harry: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd; we are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd: This didn't come out of our travel fund.
Harry: Oh.
Lloyd: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry: Where did you get 25 extra becks?
Lloyd: I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.
Harry: The blind kid?
Lloyd: Yeah, ha ha! Yeah.
Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?
Lloyd: Stuff.
Harry: What kinda stuff?
Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,
[cough]
Lloyd: Petey.
Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it...
Billy: Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?

1/28/2008 9:49:28 PM

HOW BOUT A COUPLE OF BOILERMAKERS?!

1/28/2008 9:50:14 PM

hey lloyd theres some people that want a ride.....
WELL PICK EM UP!!

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2008 9:50:47 PM

she gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her enough or something. i don't know, i wasn't paying attention.

1/28/2008 9:52:01 PM

we're in a hole. we just gotta dig ourselves out.

1/28/2008 9:52:15 PM

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

1/28/2008 9:52:27 PM

you switchin up movies now?!

me, myself and irene.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : hah... over the years my ass has taken a pounding.]

1/28/2008 9:52:47 PM

LOL nice.

EINHORN IS FINKLE

FINKLE IS EINHORN

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : ASDFLKAJSFDKLAS]

1/28/2008 9:52:54 PM

FLUSH, YOU BASTARD!

1/28/2008 9:52:56 PM

yeah whats up with me myself and irene reference

1/28/2008 9:53:12 PM

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Asssspen.

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.

1/28/2008 9:53:41 PM

1/28/2008 9:53:46 PM

THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

1/28/2008 9:53:51 PM

YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!

1/28/2008 9:54:37 PM

i guess you missed the cable guy quote.

1/28/2008 9:54:51 PM

excuse me sir... i'd like to ASS you a few questions.

1/28/2008 9:55:01 PM

HHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIKE

A

GLOVE

1/28/2008 9:55:39 PM

Tractor beam...sucked me right in.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : at least joie is stickin with me on the dumb and dumber quotes]

1/28/2008 9:56:04 PM

my #1 favorite line:


"here, you want these extra gloves?"





and when I open a bar, this will be on the sign
"A place where the beer flows like wine"

1/28/2008 9:56:08 PM

i just can't doooooooooooo it captain. i don't have the power!

1/28/2008 9:56:22 PM

You had extra gloves this whole time!?!

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : 2]

1/28/2008 9:56:24 PM

dumb and dumber>ace ventura>me myself and irene>>>>cable guy

1/28/2008 9:56:58 PM

JUST GO MAN.
OH...THAT'S WARM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcHmo4H_-I

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:59 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2008 9:57:12 PM

I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

1/28/2008 9:58:40 PM

Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

1/28/2008 10:01:14 PM

^ been done faggot

1/28/2008 10:01:43 PM

Fuck You

1/28/2008 10:02:13 PM

yeah dickstick read the thread. jeebus!

1/28/2008 10:02:16 PM

this whole thread reeks of fagdom.

1/28/2008 10:02:24 PM

they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident

1/28/2008 10:02:32 PM

^^good times good times

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : l]

1/28/2008 10:02:44 PM

only cockcraving faggots like this movie

1/28/2008 10:02:58 PM

You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

1/28/2008 10:03:28 PM

PILLS ARE GOOD, PILLS ARE GOOD

1/28/2008 10:03:58 PM

Who's got the foot long?

1/28/2008 10:06:09 PM

Whoa! Look at Jessica, look at her milk bubbles, and her shorts are really short!
I know...
Yea, last time I wore shorts that short, I got beat up!

1/28/2008 10:06:44 PM

thread killer.

1/28/2008 10:19:42 PM

hahaha

1/28/2008 10:20:14 PM

hey guys... here are those stamps you ordered

1/28/2008 10:20:45 PM

that awful movie will do that.

1/28/2008 10:20:53 PM

now thats a thread killer

1/28/2008 10:24:59 PM