I would be posting about every 5 minutes if I posted whenever I farted.

[Edited on February 9, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : 2]

2/9/2008 1:14:19 PM

i missed

[Edited on February 9, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : but i just farted again!]

2/9/2008 1:14:22 PM

I FARTED!

2/9/2008 7:25:47 PM

oops there I go again

2/10/2008 11:57:09 AM

FART!

2/10/2008 3:13:25 PM

come on I know you people are farting, you just don't want to admit to it. It is natural and a thing of beauty.

2/10/2008 6:33:39 PM

i know there has been several farts that have occurred but YOU people won't own up to it

2/10/2008 6:50:16 PM

beer fart.. fuck Carolina too.

2/10/2008 9:50:37 PM

i just farted and I'm not afraid to say it to the world!

2/10/2008 10:47:32 PM

tiny poot

2/10/2008 11:22:22 PM

bttt so I can monitor who has gas

2/11/2008 5:53:20 PM

wow i totally farted like 20sec ago, i can still smell it.......


i'm on the same biological schedule as this thread.

2/11/2008 5:53:57 PM

Signed

2/11/2008 5:54:09 PM

you guys are some nasty fuckers

2/11/2008 5:55:19 PM

i hate it when that little fart bubble gets caught up in your ass crack....then you have to wiggle to free it......

Fart Bubble FTL!

2/11/2008 6:02:41 PM

morning farts smell the worst

2/12/2008 9:11:30 AM

2/12/2008 10:20:08 AM

Quote :

"morning chinese food farts smell the worst"

2/12/2008 10:24:10 AM

that's because your farting dog.

2/12/2008 10:38:22 AM

ahahaha. True. God knows what a Spring Lake Chinese resteraunt uses.

I take that back. My roommate's post Burger King or Subway farts when I was across the pond were the worst. Like open the door, people walking by ten feet away saying "wtf is that?!?!?!?!" bad.

2/12/2008 10:53:25 AM

post

2/12/2008 11:15:10 AM

i have some seepage

2/12/2008 4:37:19 PM

2/12/2008 4:39:04 PM

2/12/2008 6:22:00 PM

ewww EMCE that is nasty. I also just farted.

2/12/2008 8:59:36 PM

i'm posting on d7freestyler's behalf

2/12/2008 10:10:00 PM

yeah, my bad.

2/12/2008 10:10:28 PM

I've got so much gas that I go 'ahhhh' every time I fart.

Thank god it's high volume, low stench.

2/12/2008 10:37:56 PM

2/12/2008 10:43:53 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd........ there we go.

2/12/2008 10:45:17 PM

to return the favor, i'm posting on behalf of Joie

2/12/2008 10:50:38 PM

eww that one was real nasty, glad nobody is around.. or am I?

2/13/2008 9:23:29 PM

i'm still polling you people for when you fart

2/29/2008 10:31:05 AM

I just ripped a real nasty big one, probably will have to take a shower now, it was a wet one.

3/15/2008 11:09:04 AM

bttt

3/15/2008 11:37:53 AM

im taking a shit right now, does that count

3/15/2008 1:10:24 PM

i just farted.

true story.

3/15/2008 1:58:05 PM

I just found this thread, soon I'll rival DNL in postcount!!!!!!11b

3/15/2008 3:20:53 PM

ahahaha, i farted again and it's god awful up in here.

3/15/2008 3:21:52 PM

3/15/2008 5:16:28 PM

yup i just farted

3/15/2008 7:27:44 PM

I pooed a little.

/John Ritter

3/15/2008 7:29:00 PM

post.

3/15/2008 7:32:59 PM

there was someone who really let one rip in the elevator in our hotel....

could barely make it the one floor ride

3/15/2008 10:37:14 PM

this thread has the potential to break tww next time taco bell has a special

3/15/2008 10:38:13 PM

doorknob

3/15/2008 10:47:15 PM

i have been killing it this weekend

3/16/2008 8:31:51 PM

i thought i smelled cock

it was just bigman farting

3/16/2008 8:33:20 PM

take a wet nap to your upper lip to solve that problem, fella

3/16/2008 8:36:28 PM

it is really bad this morning

3/17/2008 5:15:59 AM