unbreakable and the sixth sense were good fucking movies though

5/6/2008 3:08:20 PM

Trailer is ok. I'll watch it because Marky Mark is in it.

5/6/2008 4:44:42 PM

You have to give it to the guy though. He definitely knows how to shoot a movie.

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 6:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2008 6:19:03 PM

You have to give it to the guy though. He definitely knows how to shoot a movie the same movie over and over.

5/6/2008 6:21:30 PM

Quote :

"the twist is, he makes another shitty movie then at the end he comes on screen holding stacks of money n says "i gots your money bitches""

5/6/2008 8:25:08 PM

http://chud.com/articles/articles/14767/1/M-NIGHT-SHYAMALAN039S-MAXIMUM-OVERDRIVE/Page1.html

5/17/2008 5:37:14 PM

spoiler?

Quote :

"Wahlberg timidly apologizes to a houseplant only to find that it's made of rubber. Really."

lol
























end


I'm surprised wahlberg apparently sucks in this...

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 5:46 PM. Reason : fhds]

5/17/2008 5:46:04 PM

This guy really seemed to hate it.

http://www.collider.com/entertainment/reviews/article.asp/aid/7903/tcid/1

God, after watching this, Wahlberg's acting really does seem terrible.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809921595/video/7827805

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 5:56 PM. Reason : :]

5/17/2008 5:47:15 PM

All I know is after seeing the red band trailer I REALLY want to see this.

5/17/2008 5:53:27 PM

I'm going to go see this.

I'm going to laugh.

A lot.

Then I will be shhhhhh-shed to death by Indians who think that M. Night movies are serious business.

5/17/2008 5:54:11 PM

This movie just looks so bizarre and hilariously awesome, i mean a guy throwing himself under a tractor, into a lions den, etc etc?

5/17/2008 9:29:22 PM

the title makes me think of Sixteen Candles.

"WAZ HAP O NIIING?"

5/17/2008 9:47:23 PM

zomg. the "twist", if true, is fucking ridiculous.

5/18/2008 12:46:41 AM

Quote :

"If there's anyone that can give fellatio to himself, its M. Night"

5/18/2008 2:10:04 AM

In that last clip, I dont think it was Wahlberg's acting that was all that bad...it was the way it was shot.

5/18/2008 11:22:32 AM

Quote :

"Then I will be shhhhhh-shed to death by Indians who think that M. Night movies are serious business."

hahaha

5/18/2008 12:37:12 PM

^ Once The Village broke apart and he was still trying to play the monsters we knew were fake for fucking suspense, I couldn't help it any more and was openly laughing in the theater. Two Indian guys turned around and said, "Could you please stop? You're ruining it for everyone."

5/18/2008 1:05:37 PM

http://chud.com/articles/articles/14767/1/M-NIGHT-SHYAMALAN039S-MAXIMUM-OVERDRIVE/Page1.html

Fucking lion rips a guys arm off!

That alone is reason enough for me to see it

And the lawn mowers and the chick stabbing herself

jesus christ

5/18/2008 3:22:47 PM

holy fuck................

hold me

5/18/2008 3:26:08 PM

^^ Just go rent some mondo flicks instead.

5/18/2008 3:34:04 PM

Possible spoilers.































In the first trailer they talked about how they didn't know what was killing honey bees (Colony collapse disorder). From what I've read most bee farmers are blaming nicotine based pesticides on them flying away from the hive (losing navigation senses) and dying.

What I think is gonna be the twist in this is it's going to be some sort of biological terrorist attack or government experiment that prolly got out of hand.





























































end

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : ...]

6/4/2008 4:45:50 PM

It's a remake of a odd sci-fi book, can't think of the name anymore and wikipedia isn't helping. They are not releasing it to critics because everyone who has seen it so far says it sucks.

The basic story is "something is making people commit suicide, something all around us, something has changed and humans caused it to change" The "twist" is stupid.

6/4/2008 5:22:47 PM

you don't find out til the end of the movie that it is Dec. 21st, 20012.

The Mayans were right.







^Spoiler Alert

6/4/2008 5:56:07 PM

dude takes himself really seriously.

6/4/2008 6:23:58 PM

oh, wow...I just read the review that gives the "twist."




******SPOILERS************

Quote :

" It's plants that are responsible. They've decided to wipe out humanity and release the neuro-toxin as their natural weapon. This was far, far more clear in the script (and even the title "The Green Effect") and I'm really of the opinion that it's a pretty neat idea, though. What Shyamalan quickly finds, though, is that it's very, very hard to menacingly cut to an evil-looking tree. That doesn't stop him from trying, though, and he inexplicably adds wind as a way of livening up the scenes. When the leaves of a tree start to blow, evil's afoot. It's really, really hard not to laugh at and there's even a real groaner of a gag-scene wherein Wahlberg timidly apologizes to a houseplant only to find that it's made of rubber. Really. "

****END SPOILERS******

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 6:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/4/2008 6:47:42 PM

Why are you assholes dropping spoilers in this thread. Just bc you read a review doesn't mean you have to run on tww and post the spoilers. Fuck a spoiler tag- this shit hasn't even dropped and you guys are nutting on each other about dropping spoilers and how lame the twist is.

6/4/2008 7:53:48 PM

well, really is not much else to discuss about his movies other than what the twist is, so...what should we discuss oh angry one?

6/4/2008 8:39:49 PM

so the twist is its plants...thats dumb

6/4/2008 10:17:16 PM

6/4/2008 10:17:52 PM

this looks worse than lady in the village

6/4/2008 11:25:58 PM

I hope his cameo is him dressed as a tree. that would be super.

6/4/2008 11:27:13 PM

something about water being either the savior or the villian will be in this movie


the man has a water phobia i swear

6/5/2008 12:53:01 AM

maybe he will kill himself in his cameo

6/5/2008 1:40:17 AM

He hasn't made a movie that's had big ROI in a long time, his last two movies had about $75m budget, and grossed around $100m. This one could be the one though, it's only around $50m budget, and going to have good distribution in India.

6/5/2008 2:04:09 AM

I dont think the plant thing is going to be the twist, I think it is just part of the plot

6/5/2008 2:51:25 AM

I'm going to stop reading this thread since yall are already dissecting a movie that hasn't been released yet, and trying to already blame him for another twist that doesn't live up to the sixth sense

be back after I see it

6/5/2008 8:26:17 AM

keep your spoilers to yourself Mike
not everyone likes to look up the entirety of a movie to avoid having to actually go see it

6/5/2008 10:13:41 AM

How about not reading the Spoiler when they put a Spoiler tag up.


III

6/5/2008 11:41:09 AM

I didn't
I am still blissfully unaware, and the person i was referring to didn't have a spoiler tag

6/5/2008 1:01:13 PM

lol@u guys that care about spoiling a m.night movie. you don't watch it to be entertained by a clever plot twist--you go to laugh at how terrible it is.

6/5/2008 8:48:35 PM

sadly that's true, people went to see the sex in the city movie.

6/5/2008 9:07:49 PM

This sounds pretty awful

Though I did enjoy the sixth sense and signs

6/6/2008 5:09:03 AM

^You enjoyed Signs? Srsly?

To each his own, but the shear retardedness of deathly-allergic-to-water aliens invading a planet that is literally covered in the stuff was just too much for me to bare.

And Shymalongadingdong hasn't even been trying ever since The Village.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 5:54 AM. Reason : blah]

6/6/2008 5:53:27 AM

ahah yea signs was prob the dumbest ending to a movie ever, OMG LETS INVADE A PLANET FULL OF STUFF THAT KILLS US! GENIUS!

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 6:17 AM. Reason : lol, just breathing our air wouldve killed them]

6/6/2008 6:16:24 AM

LOVED IT.


Nature pwns humans.

6/13/2008 1:22:43 PM

I liked Signs because of the suspense of the movie and the interactions, liked Sixth Sense because, well, I liked it.

But the spoilers says to me that this will be absolutely retarded. Lol, the twist was spoiled on the 5th reply.

6/13/2008 3:45:44 PM

since sixth sense and unbreakable, shymalamadingdong has made some of the wost movies ever in existence

but his consept is always cool, so im not sure exactly where he fails

6/13/2008 4:16:47 PM

Quote :

"unbreakable and the sixth sense were good fucking movies though"

unbreakable was an OKAY movie that turned into a terrible movie in its last five minutes.

absolutely horrible ending.

6/13/2008 4:18:12 PM

the ending was OK, but it had probably one of the worst scenes in all of movies
the scene where they're at the table and they're arguing and the son wants to shoot the dad to prove he's unbreakable

that was the worst drama i had ever seen, absolutely laughable
only topped by scenes from "Signs"


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thats not me by the way

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : vid]

6/13/2008 4:43:29 PM

what about the bit at the end of saw

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6/13/2008 4:57:53 PM