^^if you marry me i'll buy you shoes too

[Edited on March 14, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : 2]

3/14/2008 3:07:23 PM

Ok, but you have to promise me you love me for me and not because of my marathon cunnilingus skills. That's just the ultimate fringe benefit.

3/14/2008 3:08:38 PM

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3/14/2008 3:09:26 PM

count your arrows

and it'd be scary the combined shoe addiction beast that would be created between lp78 and myself

3/14/2008 3:09:45 PM

between shoes and jeans we could open our own store

3/14/2008 3:10:29 PM

Well damn. Still luv ya LP78.

And I just imagined. Holy crap. It's like the Armageddon beast of shoe shopping. S/he owns 666 pairs of shoes.

3/14/2008 3:11:18 PM

yeah

i know

3/14/2008 3:11:19 PM

^^it's ok boo...

i mean...if you can really lick it that well I'll buy you a pair of shoes too

3/14/2008 3:13:13 PM

someone say something about licking?

3/14/2008 3:13:48 PM

I didn't think my nookie skills could get me a free pair of Nike's.

3/14/2008 3:16:27 PM

of course it can...

but then again you're not a woman...you're probably not used to that

3/14/2008 3:18:01 PM

I've had multiple orgasms like twice in my life. But it was only two in a row. I can't imagine what the girls feel like, with the thorough tonguing I give them. I like to imagine that they see God or maybe a lesser deity, like Venus, who subsequently gives them a high five.

3/14/2008 3:20:50 PM

ITT: women on top

3/14/2008 3:23:38 PM

In the book Why Men Earn More: The Startling Truth Behind the Pay Gap -- and What Women Can Do About It, Dr. Warren Farrell, the author and the only man ever elected three times to the Board of the National Organization for Women in New York City, explains away the so-called pay gap. And this isn't bullshit--I've read the book--he backs ever thing up with painstaking detail.

A few examples that illustrate how women lose lifetime earnings:

-Pregnancy

-Lack of specialization in certain areas

-Unwillingness to work some dangerous jobs

-Unwillingness to work some difficult jobs (environment and so on)

-Unwillingness to relocate and so on

http://www.warrenfarrell.net/Images/Book%20Cover%20-%20Small.jpg

http://www.warrenfarrell.com/

http://www.warrenfarrell.net/TheBook/index.html

Just read the damn book.

3/14/2008 3:24:34 PM

if shoes are payment for good sex...

well....let's just put it this way...


i have two closets full of high heels

3/14/2008 3:24:49 PM

my wife will probably be making triple what I make about 6 years from now.

I can't wait.

3/14/2008 3:25:01 PM

too bad you didnt get that one cisco certification...i bet you'd make a lot more

3/14/2008 3:26:18 PM

^^^Jealous!

[Edited on March 14, 2008 at 3:26 PM. Reason : Love the T-dub tease.]

3/14/2008 3:26:20 PM

dude...i'm an attention whore from WAY back

[Edited on March 14, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : i'm a professional]

3/14/2008 3:27:15 PM

aint that the truth

3/14/2008 3:29:27 PM

I'll never get married...but the women at my job make less

jk, they make about the same

3/14/2008 3:31:19 PM

Quote :

"Men as a whole get paid more on average because we're more willing to take more stressful/dangerous/higher-paying jobs and we're more willing to negotiate a higher salary."

Wait... men get paid more because they're willing to take on jobs that pay more?

So the suggestion here is that women are unwilling to accept higher paying jobs.

3/14/2008 4:16:14 PM

There's a lurking variable you're missing, my friend.

3/14/2008 4:17:08 PM

illuminate me

3/14/2008 4:29:56 PM

Never mind. I inferenced the preceding posts wrong. Self-pwn.

3/14/2008 4:35:15 PM

^^^^

Quote :

"So the suggestion here is that many women are unwilling to accept higher paying extremely dangerous, extremely uncomfortable, and remotely located jobs."

Fixed--and yes.

3/14/2008 4:49:55 PM

wow I'm not disagreeing entirely with that statement but did you have to be such a cunt about it?

3/14/2008 4:55:11 PM