you're looking at things way too seriously, which might be your issue

ask csc kids if not shaving gets you laid

being a lazy fuck isn't the same thing as being able to grow hair

3/20/2008 2:30:51 AM

I don't shave most of my face and I do alright.

3/20/2008 2:31:44 AM

because of laziness or style?


I assume you shower and have some ability to dress yourself also

3/20/2008 2:32:29 AM

Here's another list that's probably meaningless in the subset of T-Dub Dames:
Top 5 Muscle Groups That Attract Women (in order, highest to lowest)

1. Biceps
2. Abdominals
3. Pectorals
4. Gastrocnemius Soleus (Calves)
5. Deltoids

This is also according to UJBR.

3/20/2008 2:33:45 AM

Style.

I do indeed shower, but my sense of style is questionable. I wear mostly metal T-shirts and pants. I do know how to dress myself though when I want to.

A name like colter would suggest ample and luxurious facial hair.

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:35 AM. Reason : ^ how are calves on that list and traps arent]

3/20/2008 2:34:05 AM

Quote :

"^^ yeah, sorry the scent of babies doesn't turn me on must mean I'm not a woman, right? fuck off"

yikes

3/20/2008 2:35:45 AM

you do anger/irritate rather easily, Ms. Fuchsia.

3/20/2008 2:37:26 AM

This thread needs to die.

3/20/2008 2:38:17 AM

^^^ you made the comment first

^^ I'm not angry at all

3/20/2008 2:38:42 AM

also babies dont smell like baby powder

3/20/2008 2:38:54 AM

yeah they do

unless they've recently crapped

most of the babies I know get powdered after every changing

3/20/2008 2:40:21 AM

well you come off as angry. maybe you need to poop before logging into tww?

3/20/2008 2:40:51 AM

nah, I'm fine

why people just randomly decide to start in on me for no reason is rather perplexing, that's all

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:42 AM. Reason : even better when they make a snide remark and then refuse to qualify it with what they meant]

3/20/2008 2:41:28 AM

i just meant that you usually dont post unless its an opportunity to be contrary or to argue

and then you started e-freaking out and arguing

so it was kinda funny

Quote :

"yeah they do"

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:44 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2008 2:43:45 AM

that's when you just take the high road and let it go

cause you know how fun it is to laugh at people getting frustrated on the internet

3/20/2008 2:44:16 AM

^^

Quote :

"unless they've recently crapped"

and yeah, sorry about replying the way quite a few females in the thread already had

apparently when I do it, it requires being brought up

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:45 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2008 2:45:13 AM

or


= pantie dropper ::shudder::

I love those two scents.

3/20/2008 2:46:12 AM

^^ we expect better of you


^ aha I wear Fierce. Just like every other 9th grader

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:47 AM. Reason : sdf]

3/20/2008 2:46:23 AM

well i wasnt gonna say anything, but you started wigging

i can read, you dont need to use the bold button

3/20/2008 2:46:58 AM

well the guy has to be hot. Always been in my case.

3/20/2008 2:47:25 AM

do you see me wearing fierce

3/20/2008 2:48:03 AM

^Nice

3/20/2008 2:48:03 AM

Brooks Brothers ftw

3/20/2008 2:49:18 AM

dude thats also from working at A&F for 2 years and being around hot guys wearing that. ahha.

but good choice.

3/20/2008 2:49:57 AM

Where's Axe at?

It gets the chics in the commercials....

3/20/2008 2:56:25 AM

^ hahaha. thread winner.

3/20/2008 2:57:48 AM

i've never smelt axe before.

3/20/2008 2:58:53 AM

You're not missing much.

3/20/2008 3:02:37 AM

Polo Black is money.

3/20/2008 6:44:12 AM

Quote :

"1. Baby Powder - ew 2. Pumpkin Pie - ew 3. Lavender - not on a man, but I do find it calming 4. Cucumbers - ditto 5. Good 'N Plenty Candy - disgusting"

my thoughts exactly

3/20/2008 7:07:18 AM

I'd like it if the only thing I could smell was Axe body spray

that way I'd know who the douchebags are. but I figure you can probably tell just by looking if someone is likely to wear Axe, so it's not a big deal

3/20/2008 7:16:01 AM

Quote :

"women can smell desperation also"

3/20/2008 7:25:13 AM

1. Baby Powder - i hate the smell of baby powder
2. Pumpkin Pie - i guess it's ok but it doesn't make me think of sexy time
3. Lavender - i hate the smell of lavender
4. Cucumbers - i hate the smell of cucumber
5. Good 'N Plenty Candy - you know what else smells like licorice? fucking Jagarmeister and that shit makes me

the only things i can think of that might turn me on less are:

1. tequila
2. shit (any kind...it doesn't have to be specific)
3. rotten flesh (once again...any kind)
4. burning hair
5. the nasty trash cans at the bar when beer has been sitting in them for a while

Quote :

"^ how are calves on that list and traps arent"

on my list...calves would be first...but that's because i have shitty legs and admire that quality in the opposite sex..

1. Biceps (3)
2. Abdominals (2)
3. Pectorals (4)
4. Gastrocnemius Soleus (Calves (1)
5. Deltoids (5)

Quote :

"I'd like it if the only thing I could smell was Axe body spray that way I'd know who the douchebags are. but I figure you can probably tell just by looking if someone is likely to wear Axe, so it's not a big deal"

FTW

Axe :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

3/20/2008 7:34:25 AM

^ I actually find the axe dry deoderant works pretty well for that. But the body spray may as well be mace.

3/20/2008 8:42:22 AM

Polo black is incredibly effective.


calves are also up there for women, i've always have heard that. So is a good butt.


For the large part, everything that you have listed is neither correct nor worthwhile, Spontaneous

3/20/2008 8:43:02 AM

I've heard the same list from several different places. And it's not supposed to mean you smell lavender on a dude and immediately jump him. It's just a subconscious thing.

3/20/2008 8:46:17 AM

Quote :

"But the body spray may as well be mace."

amen...

that's just about the effect is has on me...my eyes water, my nose runs, and i vomit

3/20/2008 8:49:54 AM

^^^I'm just the middleman reporting information I find in trivia books, attempting to validate it. I'm as hungry for knowledge as the next person and I would rather found out if this stuff is correct now.

But as far as the worthwhile, I'm gonna go ahead and not make any threads for a while. I seem to have hit a slump.

3/20/2008 9:04:50 AM

Heh, so I looked it up and apparently arousal was measured by increased blood flow to the genitals.

Quote :

""Baked cinnamon buns had more effects than all the perfumes together," Hirsch says. The combination of the scent of pumpkin pie and lavender also boosted penile blood flow the most. The runner-up was the scent of doughnuts and black licorice combined, followed by the aroma of pumpkin pie coupled with the smell of doughnuts. The guys also responded strongly to the smells of cheese pizza and buttered popcorn. Older men seemed to like vanilla, Hirsch says, while men who had frequent sexual intercourse responded strongly to the scent of strawberries. And what did the ladies like? A licorice-like candy called Good&Plenty combined with cucumber appeared to increase vaginal blood flow the most. Runner-up to those smells were the scents of Good&Plenty combined with banana nut bread. What turned the women off were things typically associated with male smells: men's colognes and the scent of barbecued meat. The smell of cherries also had an adverse effect on vaginal blood flow. These studies appeared in the January/February 1998 issue of Psychosomatic Medicine, in the May 27, 1998, issue of Biological Psychiatry, and in the June 3, 1998, issue of Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality. "Odors are intricately associated with sexual arousal," Hirsch says. While pumpkin pie and licorice don't normally spring to mind as sexually enticing, Hirsch explains that their smells may trigger feelings of comfort, security and nostalgia, which can lower anxiety, a major mood breaker. "Realize odors have an impact." "

3/20/2008 9:08:20 AM

Quote :

"doughnuts and black licorice combined"

EWWW

3/20/2008 9:16:38 AM

I think if I'd never tasted licorice it would smell good. But since I associate the smell with the taste, it's pretty nasty.

3/20/2008 9:20:36 AM

Are those real, or are they implants?

3/20/2008 9:21:39 AM

Quote :

"guy i was dating evidently used to powder his genetals or something."

As long as he didn't powder them right before you did your deed...then it should be a plus when a guy gold bonds his balls.

Keeps that shit fresh and dry rather than swampy and pungent.

3/20/2008 9:36:46 AM

I think you're making a mistake by powdering or washing your balls

unless they are mad sweaty or stink

that's where those pheromones are
I rely on basic animal attraction

3/20/2008 10:11:00 AM

Quote :

"I think you're making a mistake by powdering or washing your balls unless they are mad sweaty or stink"

I keep my shit fresh and clean. That way I have a right to complain if I run into a girl who doesn't.

3/20/2008 11:51:49 AM

it's actually bad for a girl to wash between the lips with soap

can lead to a yeast infection

3/20/2008 12:04:43 PM

^ same with douching

you can't go scrubbing up there like that without causing problems

3/20/2008 12:06:04 PM

Do people actually still douche?

3/20/2008 12:06:25 PM

some women still do

despite that most doctors have been against it for a while

Quote :

"A 1995 survey quoted in the University of Rochester study found that 27 percent of U.S. women age 15 to 44 douched regularly, but that douching was more common among African-American women (over 50%) than among white women (21%)"

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason : .]

3/20/2008 12:07:38 PM

Damn. Sometimes most of the time the amount of misinformation out there pisses me off.

3/20/2008 12:11:03 PM